(Dirty Delete)

srcr2011 · September 2014

https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-xV2nzoQSr84/UYf7JnPoRmI/AAAAAAAAVBw/YnWWG8zWRnE/s400/remove+cap+and+push+up+bottom+deodorant+up+my+butt+dr+heckle+funny+wtf+memes.jpg

Maybe this will help?

chickyclg · September 2014

And now a DD!!!

ETA: OP you have been QFP

srcr2011 · September 2014

DD? Well the dirty part was right...

WanderingA · September 2014

Thank you to the ladies who had the forethought to QFP!!

Izzy0927 · September 2014

BOOOO. DD. Thank god for QFPs!

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/RUDE.gif

erobbins09 · September 2014

Bahaha DD time

mandamoochie · September 2014

Now it can turn into that gif party!

MadameAwesome · September 2014

I just hope no one else comes to say anything rude. Deleting was my only option to stop the harassment.

michelle142 · September 2014

jaztastic said:

Wait Wait... Okay. Im going to try to be for real. Okay OP, this is my serious type.

Did you BF taste it while he was giving "special time"? If so, can you describe the taste?

:-& :-&

Ducktale · September 2014

jaztastic said:

Did you BF taste it while he was giving "special time"? If so, can you describe the taste?

.

chickyclg · September 2014

Boo she broke TB I can't get back to page 1 anymore

mandamoochie · September 2014

@madameawesome you've been quoted (qfp) and the delete draws EVERYONE in. Everyone. On the entire bump lol

srcr2011 · September 2014

MadameAwesome said:

I just hope no one else comes to say anything rude. Deleting was my only option to stop the harassment.

One can only hope, honey. You will still get comments and notifications. Also, no one harassed you.

srcr2011 · September 2014

chickyclg said:

Boo she broke TB I can't get back to page 1 anymore

Me either!

erobbins09 · September 2014

Lol the thought that a DD will make people stop is the funniest thing ever.

srcr2011 · September 2014

chickyclg said:

Boo she broke TB I can't get back to page 1 anymore

Or page 2. Have you notice she keeps changing the title to "." then ".1", ".12", now ".123".

lizjennings81 · September 2014

By deleting, you just put out a call to everyone to come to this thread and chime in.

Like so:

chickyclg · September 2014

musicgirl524 said:

MadameAwesome said:

I just hope no one else comes to say anything rude. Deleting was my only option to stop the harassment.

How many times do I have to say this...DD WILL ONLY UP THE "HARASSMENT" FACTOR. It's like the ultimate bat signal. There. You have been taught.

I told you guys that all we were missing was a bat signal lol

jaztastic · September 2014

Is it okay that we nickname you SmellyAss? Or would you consider that harassment too? Are you planning to stick around because Im starting to like you. You make my day FUN!!

... anyone think this is Chickens AE?

chickyclg · September 2014

srcr2011 said:

chickyclg said:

Boo she broke TB I can't get back to page 1 anymore

Or page 2. Have you notice she keeps changing the title to "." then ".1", ".12", now ".123".

Yea I wonder if new readers can still read it

Izzy0927 · September 2014

MadameAwesome said:

I just hope no one else comes to say anything rude. Deleting was my only option to stop the harassment.

https://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Jersey-Shores-Sammi-Waves-You-Away-In-a-Club-Reaction-Gif.gif

kefttsc · September 2014

MadameAwesome said:

I just hope no one else comes to say anything rude. Deleting was my only option to stop the harassment.

And now you know why the QFP! We QFP when we just KNOW the OP is going to delete

srcr2011 · September 2014

chickyclg said:

chickyclg said:

Boo she broke TB I can't get back to page 1 anymore

Or page 2. Have you notice she keeps changing the title to "." then ".1", ".12", now ".123".
Yea I wonder if new readers can still read it

I don't know, I have never see this. There is a space between the "." and the numbers. That is so weird.

Ducktale · September 2014

Can someone who commented on pages 1 and 2 provide links to those pages?

MaddScientist · September 2014

srcr2011 said:

chickyclg said:

Boo she broke TB I can't get back to page 1 anymore

Or page 2. Have you notice she keeps changing the title to "." then ".1", ".12", now ".123".

bwahaha - this just indicates the number of pages the thread currently is... the title is still . and it is now 3 pages long.

Izzy0927 · September 2014

sugahcookie01 said:

I can't see page 1 or 2 either.

MY FUN IS BEING RUINED.

https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxyhxv9nPs1rnye5to1_400.gif

erobbins09 · September 2014

Smelly ass... Smelly ass... What are they feeding you?

Izzy0927 · September 2014

@ducktale does this work for page 2?
https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/comment/84307556/#Comment_84307556

wirtlehm · September 2014

And now I can't see pages 1 or 2 either... I'm so bummed

)

MissEm15 · September 2014

Good thing my nausea has gone away... collard greens?? For real?!

srcr2011 · September 2014

MaddScientist said:

srcr2011 said:

chickyclg said:

Boo she broke TB I can't get back to page 1 anymore

Or page 2. Have you notice she keeps changing the title to "." then ".1", ".12", now ".123".

bwahaha - this just indicates the number of pages the thread currently is... the title is still . and it is now 3 pages long.

Ok, so I logged out to see if I could read them. I could only read page 1, not page 2 or 3.
@ducktale, try logging out and read the first page. It's the best....

MadameAwesome · September 2014

To jaztastic, no he did not taste it because of the smell. its only been happening for about a week or so now, and its not every time I use the bathroom I smell it. But i did notice its often after I eat. I will try to change some foods and see if that helps. thanks for your advice.

Izzy0927 · September 2014

kkleigh10 said:

For anyone just joining the fun and can't see page 1: OP has a funky smell coming from her butt (not her vaj) that her boyfriend noticed during "special times". Apparently it smells like collard greens. After several of us vipers told her to go to the doctor while simultaneously chiming in with wtf comments (and @Izzy0927‌ winning the thread with a stellar gif), OP came back to tell us we're rude and disgusting and she doesn't know why she came here. Now she's breaking the thread to "stop the harassment." Hope that helps

Aww thanks @kkleigh10. And I luckily happened to copy-paste some of her page 1 gems because my off-bump friends needed to see them.

"Im 18 weeks and I've noticed that there is a really strong odor when I go to the bathroom. The weird part is the smell is coming from my behind and I dont know why. Anyone else experience this? What can I do to fix this?"
"My boyfriend says its definitely my butt... I already called the doctor and they told me to wash better. But that doesnt seem to work. I just want to know if anyone else has had this happen before. Why would you want to make a joke?"

"My boyfriend can get closer to the smell than I can. We were enjoying "special time" when he mentioned the scent to me the first time. He described it as old collard greens, but I hadnt had any to eat."

mishka29 · September 2014

I was totally going to avoid the smelly butt thread but then I saw the . And had to click.

These gifs are killing me! Lol. Thank you ladies

chickyclg · September 2014

MadameAwesome said:
To jaztastic, no he did not taste it because of the smell. its only been happening for about a week or so now, and its not every time I use the bathroom I smell it. But i did notice its often after I eat. I will try to change some foods and see if that helps. thanks for your advice.

QFP

@jaztastic‌

MadameAwesome · September 2014

and here I thought you were trying to actually be nice to me. No you can not call me anything other than what my screen name is.

and KKleigh you harassed me!

MaddScientist · September 2014

MadameAwesome said:

To jaztastic, no he did not taste it because of the smell. its only been happening for about a week or so now, and its not every time I use the bathroom I smell it. But i did notice its often after I eat. I will try to change some foods and see if that helps. thanks for your advice.

love the qualifier that he only did not taste because of the noted smell.

**inappropriate gif here***

MadameAwesome · September 2014

gosh I wish you people would just stop posting on here!! its over and done with now. please stop.

chickyclg · September 2014

MadameAwesome said:
and here I thought you were trying to actually be nice to me. No you can not call me anything other than what my screen name is.

and KKleigh you harassed me!

QFP you DDer

lizjennings81 · September 2014

@kkleigh10, you're such an evil meanie. Tsk, tsk.

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