April 2015 Moms

Pants probably not optional at work -Bathroom Troubles

I know many of us are having some bathroom troubles so I figured some of you could relate....

I just spent over a half hour in the bathroom at work bc the 'urge' hit and I've been trying not to ignore it due to the almost constant constipation. So I figure I'll pop in quickly and go except once I get in there and get past the point of no retun...so to speak...everything stops moving. Cut to me in the work bathroom with my pants, underwear and shoes off, doing squats while coworkers knock in the door trying to get in. I missed a huge portion of a meeting and somone had to come see if I was ok. (Face palm.) In the end, it all worked out ok but I had visions of spending the night in the work bathroom and having to explain to my DH where I was.

Guess maybe a stool softener is in order. Oh ladies, it's never a dull moment around here! If you're having any constipation troubles just think of me pantsless and hiding from my coworkers. Maybe a good chuckle will help...

Re: Pants probably not optional at work -Bathroom Troubles

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  • Oh dear! So funny yet so sad. Maybe you'll get cut some slack because who wants to ask about you about "bathroom issues"? It might be easier for everyone to just pretend you're not camping out in there! ;-)
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  • I just laughed hysterically. Ya gotta do what ya gotta do girl. Can't pass up the opportunity when it presents itself, these days.
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  • Awe! I know the feeling unfortunately. Def start taking stool softners!
  • That is amazing. I feel terrible for laughing at your struggle!
  • You poor thing!!! Thankfully, we have 3 stalls in our bathroom, but I was in there the other day and the cleaning guy kept trying to come in...I know I said "just a few" for a good 10 :-S


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  • I don't know what I would have done. Thank goodness pregnancy makes me go more often for some reason. Though I was seriously constipated after giving birth to DD.  
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  • Poor you! That sucks. I'm happy I work nights half the time. I can hide at 3am and no ones looking for me.
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  • Omg I'm laughing so hard and crying all at the same time because I haven't been able to and I look 6 months preggo and it's all poop!! I had that laxative I talked about yesterday and still haven't been able to go! I don't know what else to do!
  • I feel for you.  That is my nightmare.  Along with the cleaning guy knocking every 10 minutes - I've totally been there @vickersh1

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  • saltbox40 said:

    I feel so fortunate to have working bowels.

    Amen, sista.
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    The laughter that ensued while reading your post totally just made my day.  Sorry it had to be at your expense.  :) Made me think of the Friend's episode with Ross and his leather pants in the bathroom. I hope that your bathroom troubles lessen with time!
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  • I'm so sorry to hear this. Working out regularly really helps me and eating broccoli. I've been very fortunate so far. .
  • My suggestion would be coffee, coffee makes me poop, it especially helped post partum. :D
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  • I am having the same issue right now :(
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  • I'm sorry! Up until this week I haven't been too constipated so I thought I would be okay (I'm 9w5d) but this week I've started having more trouble. We have a single bathroom in the lower level of the school and no one usually uses it during the day, so I was in there for a good 15 mins the other day. Luckily no one knocked or missed me! (it was during my lunch) I hope it gets better!
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  • For all those who posted also having trouble:

    1. So sorry we are in the same boat but at least we are together!

    And 2. Since I'm an over share and most of my irl friends have heard about my poop-capades I've gotten many suggestions- prune juice, some sort of magnesium supplement, stool softeners, a squatty potty (which I have already and is in fact really useful), more stool softeners and glycerine suppositories. Not sure what's dr approved so as always call your OB but just thought I'd pass along the suggestions!
  • Lol! I remember the issues with workin in an office with only one bathroom. Thankfully our work has 4 so I can usually spend all the time I need in there.
    I've decided to keep with the coffee for the pooping because I have a tilted uterus so until it flips I have even worse constipation than I did before. It's either a total no-go or the shits.
    My latest bathroom craziness was last week when I all of a sudden had to vomit and though I've occasionally had a slight pee expulsion with vomiting before I hadn't gone to the bathroom in a while and let's just say it was a very good thing I was wearing a dress because at the end of the experience I was wiping up pee on the floor, vomit on the seat and goin commando until I could get home to stand in the shower and cry a little about how gross my life has become.
  • @jhesterm‌ Peeing while vomiting! Oy! Just when you think it can't get any worse lol.
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