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Intro or A Lurker's Saga. Exclamation pointz!!!

B/c I may be an asshole?

I'm an asshole about bananas. I hate them. Why must they exist?

I have lurked forrrrrevvvverr. My kid turns 1 tomorrow. I kept picking terrible times to decide to come out of the woodwork. Like, there was that Delores thing and I was afraid peeps would think I was an AE. Then I was gonna be like hi! Hi! Hi! and more people were banned (not being vague, just can't remember). Then even though I don't know anything about 1D, I got sucked (heh heh) into the Larry thread and was like yes my time is nigh! And then all the other newbs showed up.

So here I am, in all my glory. I'm mostly mobile so if I don't post much it's cuz my boss is glaring at me or I'm in another lame meeting.

But I have loved Parenting from afar and now I want to love it from within.

So hiiiiiiiiiiii!!

I will probably annoy y'all with my love of exclamation points...also ellipses. I loves them.
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Re: Intro or A Lurker's Saga. Exclamation pointz!!!

  • A banana will trigger my gag reflex from six feet away

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    About me  2007: Started TTC. 2008: OB prescribed clomid, went to RE and was Dx with PCOS. 2009: IUI #1 w/follitsim and trigger = BFP. B/G Twins born at 33 weeks. 2012: TTC #3, Round 2 of Letrozole w/TI = BFP, missed m/c at 8 1/2 wks. Currently on the bench as we make plans for a new home. Anxious to start TTC #3 within the next year!

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  • I kind of feel like eating a banana is a slap in the face to evolution...we're not monkeys anymore ya know

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    About me  2007: Started TTC. 2008: OB prescribed clomid, went to RE and was Dx with PCOS. 2009: IUI #1 w/follitsim and trigger = BFP. B/G Twins born at 33 weeks. 2012: TTC #3, Round 2 of Letrozole w/TI = BFP, missed m/c at 8 1/2 wks. Currently on the bench as we make plans for a new home. Anxious to start TTC #3 within the next year!

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  • Bananas are just a tool of misoginists to keep women down.

    Truth!
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  • And hello. Do you like jello?
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  • In addition to being a tool of the patriarchy, bananas have a texture that is absolutely abhorrent.
  • They're all stringy but squishy but firm but not and just blarrrrrghhh. That and the jello thread are not helping my mini hangover/sinus headache.
  • Avatar. You need one. And hai!
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  • My generic avatar is also disgusting. I shall get me to a computer at the earliest opportunity.
  • Nooooooooooo!!!!
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  • I kept wanting to post but it always felt like the wrong time. And then everyone changed their names and I got confuzzled. That plus mobile being a pain in the ass.

    So today I decided that while I'm taking the day off work with my sickly baby and she takes a nursing nap on me was the right time. Apparently.

    I can't fight this feeeeeling anymore. I can't remember why I didn't post beforrrre.
  • Lol my generic avatar keeps changing with every post. First I had a swingy black bob and now I have an awesome Afro.

    Sorry for creeping you out. I can understand that's totally creepy.
  • I also hope I'm not crazy.

    I thought it would be stranger to not mention my moderate amount of Parenting knowledge.

    I don't know everything and will still ask stupid questions. Like...I don't know what eating crackers means.
  • There were times I was able to lurk more thoroughly and times I wasn't.

    Is it like someone annoys you by eating crackers in bed?

    I'm glad I'm coming off as totally creep tastic. Ugh.
  • Oh, and I didn't discover Parenting for a while. Like I was lurking my BMB first.

    More creepy or less creepy?

  • gwenyfar said:
    Oh, and I didn't discover Parenting for a while. Like I was lurking my BMB first. More creepy or less creepy?
    More. I don't understand lurking for more than a few days or a week. Especially not a BMB.
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  • Well, crap. It appears my future avatar should be a creepy banana.
  • sleepy33 said:



    gwenyfar said:

    Oh, and I didn't discover Parenting for a while. Like I was lurking my BMB first.

    More creepy or less creepy?

    More. I don't understand lurking for more than a few days or a week. Especially not a BMB.


    I vote less as I did the same. I know mobile bumping prevents easy account set up to participate. I read the boards while pumping for months before joining just before DD's 1st birthday. So yeah, I speak creeper. Welcome.
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  • The kid is awake. Must tend to her and then go to work, where I can hopefully use my time to productively bump and find a creepy banana picture.
  • Lame-o work browser does not allow cookies so creepy banana will have to wait. Le sigh.

    Thanks for the welcome! I hope to gradually assure that my craziness is the good kind and my creepiness is more awkward, less stalker.
  • I thought your intro was also kinda weird. But I love Drop Dead Fred. A lot. Soooo welcome?

    Wait, I had Drop Dead Fred...are you talking about me or did someone else have him as well? You think I'm a creeper?

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    About me  2007: Started TTC. 2008: OB prescribed clomid, went to RE and was Dx with PCOS. 2009: IUI #1 w/follitsim and trigger = BFP. B/G Twins born at 33 weeks. 2012: TTC #3, Round 2 of Letrozole w/TI = BFP, missed m/c at 8 1/2 wks. Currently on the bench as we make plans for a new home. Anxious to start TTC #3 within the next year!

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  • If you are crazy, I will figure it out.  

    I have a sixth sense....just ask @mrsbadkat

    ^Truth
  • @sweetTurnip Whew!  I didn't want to make everything about me but it's not often you see a DDF reference.

    I could never sit on my hands long enough to be a lurker for more than a day or two.  I'm just a former unpopular short timer that came out of retirement.

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    About me  2007: Started TTC. 2008: OB prescribed clomid, went to RE and was Dx with PCOS. 2009: IUI #1 w/follitsim and trigger = BFP. B/G Twins born at 33 weeks. 2012: TTC #3, Round 2 of Letrozole w/TI = BFP, missed m/c at 8 1/2 wks. Currently on the bench as we make plans for a new home. Anxious to start TTC #3 within the next year!

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  • You all are crazy. I love banana everything.

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  • I just (like last month) allowed the first banana in my house since I was old enough to object to bananas. My child likes bananas.

    The things we do for love....
  • No! Kill it with fire!!!!
  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NtxK0SdJeb4

    This should link to the banana dance from That Mitchell and Webb Look. It is the only acceptable argument for banana existence.

    How does I internetz?
  • I'm not Sookie or anybody interesting, just a creepy lurker who doesn't want to lurk anymore and who hates bananas.

    And loves British sketch comedy.
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