Cracker eater coworker just came and dumped some of his work on my desk. Literally a few hours after we had a discussion with our supervisor about what work belonged to which person.
I'm not your fucking assistant. Do your work. Leave me alone.
I don't know if this is a confession, as much as just a thing I need to get out.
But I'm really worried about DS being short. He's only 20th percentile for height (25th for weight). And I worry about him being the little guy everyone in middle school beats up on. DH is 6'2" and I'm the shortest in my family by far at 5'6" - but both of DH's half brothers are on the shorter side, FIL is around my height, and two of DH's nephews needed growth hormones in Jr. High. My own brother was very short until his HS sophomore year - he ended up being over 6'5" so logically I know he may not always been little, but I still worry that he'll be that 5'5" man who women don't want to date because they can't wear heels.
My son is similar. My husband is 6 foot. P is trending short right now. DH was apparently always tall growing up, but both his brothers were TINY until late high school. They are both 6'2 now. I think some kids just have late growth spurts.
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aditigirl said:
As a shorty it sucks that it's seen as undesirable. That's all I've got right now, still tired.
Only for the gents. Not for the ladies. I actually preferred short guys when I dated, but I do find myself in the minority.
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My company is having a festival on the lawn to celebrate part of our business, and I just came back from getting some free food and getting the hell out of there. I'm laughing because they were playing songs from Grease (because FESTIVE AND FUN), and someone apparently didn't know that the lyrics to Greased Lightning are filthy. I walked back into the building with "You know it ain't no shit; I'll be gettin' lots of tit" and "the chicks'll cream" playing behind me in the distance.
I haven't read the whole thread, but my comments are:
1. That Hot Geisha sushi thing looks so good.
2. DH is 5'8", and I think he is perfect. He is all the time talking about how he wishes he could be at least 2 inches taller, but I don't think it takes away from his hotness at all. But I might not date a guy who is shorter than me just because I don't want to feel "big," so I could see it if a 5'10" girl wanted a taller guy.
3. DS is 36.5 inches and only 22 months, so he could be over 6 feet if the "age 2 height x 2" thing is correct. Both of our granddads are tall. We'll see.
I get so angry when my boss tells me that she's left something for me to do because she knows I can handle it and then is all up in my shit about it later. If you think that I can handle it then let me handle it. Or do it yourself.
TMI confession: I hate taking baths now because somehow water gets trapped in my vagina then leaks out a few minutes after I get out of the bath.
I'm insecure about the fact that that might mean my vagina, is in fact, loose.
I don't know if this is a confession, as much as just a thing I need to get out.
But I'm really worried about DS being short. He's only 20th percentile for height (25th for weight). And I worry about him being the little guy everyone in middle school beats up on. DH is 6'2" and I'm the shortest in my family by far at 5'6" - but both of DH's half brothers are on the shorter side, FIL is around my height, and two of DH's nephews needed growth hormones in Jr. High. My own brother was very short until his HS sophomore year - he ended up being over 6'5" so logically I know he may not always been little, but I still worry that he'll be that 5'5" man who women don't want to date because they can't wear heels.
My brother is 5;7" and trust, women want to date him.
I get what you mean, and I too want DS to be tall. That said, it's one of those things that can seriously happen so late in childhood... like a kid could grow a foot in high school.
Late to this again....
To add to HE's comment, @PrivacyWanted, I was one of the shortest in my class up until HS. I'm 5'11" now. Looking at his genes overall, I'd think he has a good chance of gaining ground height wise.
(Anecdote, my dad is 6'2" and my mom was 5'6". My older brother is 6'3")
As a shorty it sucks that it's seen as undesirable. That's all I've got right now, still tired.
Only for the gents. Not for the ladies. I actually preferred short guys when I dated, but I do find myself in the minority. --------------- No trust me it's seen as undesirable to be this short even as a woman. I constantly got called "dwarf" "midget" told "at least you don't have to get on your knees, wink wink nudge nudge".
Who freaking says this??? Terrible people, that's who.
While we're small talking, can I just pointlessly state how much I enjoy seeing so much Harry in sigs? Makes my day instantly better.
Also, did you all know Benny was kidnapped in South Africa but talked his captors into releasing him by convincing them he had a multitude of health conditions and then they would have a dead British citizen on their hands? This actually happened.
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Re: FFFC
I'm not your fucking assistant. Do your work. Leave me alone.
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Baby RJ, born 1/25/2014
Formerly Twilightmv
I can't get the ticker to work, but I have two sons:
Baby RJ, born 1/25/2014
Formerly Twilightmv
NEVER TRUST THE SILENCE.
Confession: I trusted the silence
1. That Hot Geisha sushi thing looks so good.
2. DH is 5'8", and I think he is perfect. He is all the time talking about how he wishes he could be at least 2 inches taller, but I don't think it takes away from his hotness at all. But I might not date a guy who is shorter than me just because I don't want to feel "big," so I could see it if a 5'10" girl wanted a taller guy.
3. DS is 36.5 inches and only 22 months, so he could be over 6 feet if the "age 2 height x 2" thing is correct. Both of our granddads are tall. We'll see.
I'm really sick of this shit.
It is indeed taintlike outside. Taintesque, if you will.
Late to this again....
To add to HE's comment, @PrivacyWanted, I was one of the shortest in my class up until HS. I'm 5'11" now. Looking at his genes overall, I'd think he has a good chance of gaining ground height wise.
(Anecdote, my dad is 6'2" and my mom was 5'6". My older brother is 6'3")
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No trust me it's seen as undesirable to be this short even as a woman. I constantly got called "dwarf" "midget" told "at least you don't have to get on your knees, wink wink nudge nudge".
Who freaking says this??? Terrible people, that's who.
I can't get the ticker to work, but I have two sons:
Baby RJ, born 1/25/2014
Formerly Twilightmv
My step sis met Nigel Barker at Art Van today. He sat on her lap for a photo with her friends! He touched her with his butt!! Amazing!
Maybe it was because of me?!!!!!!!!! Dun dun dun
Totally joking.
Probably cuz of that bitch Willow.I actually deleted it. I got bored of life on top.
Benny article for you:
https://www.cracked.com/article_21476_5-insane-true-stories-hostages-outsmarting-their-captors.html
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