FFFC

ready-or-not · September 2014

TyrannosaurusLex said:

ready-or-not said:

TyrannosaurusLex said:

MarlaSinger& said:
I don't get the @ready-or-not hate.
Omg she makes me want to pluck out my hairs one by one from my head to have something better to do than read her posts.

FFFC:
"My baby slept thru the night"
"I hate breastfeeding"
"I'm so proud I breastfeed"
"I like sex"
"I like weed"

UO's:
"Judging other moms isn't cool"
"I judge people who X"
"I like ______ (obviously popular thing like potato chips or something)"

it makes me fucking insane.

Sooooo, its just because I randomly post these things it pisses you off, right? Cause what you have listed above pretty much sums up every random/UO/FFFC thread ever.

WTAF am I supposed to post in those thread then?
No. No one else posts about formula feeding like it's a flameworthy confession. You know this.

Oh. Um, ok?

NotSharknado · September 2014

BunkinMama said:

ppants said:

BunkinMama said:

Orbeez toys are a PITA! Those little balls feel like fish eggs and they get everywhere, picking up every little hair or piece of dirt on the floor.

I don't know what these are for

They are a brand of toys, they have orbeez spa, snow globes you make, a bug that eats them, etc. They suck!

V got this one for her birthday from a friend.

All I see is a choking hazard. #toddlerlife

[Deleted User] · September 2014

I plan on finishing work as early as I can just so I can get a head start on drinking.

bensmommy518 · September 2014

Sitting in an ethics training and they are showing a clip from Patch Adams (where he is on trial for practicing without a liscence) and it is taking everything in me to not cry! Damn hormones

ready-or-not · September 2014

SweetSouthernMomma08 said:

MermaidsMagic said:

I really need to poop but Wesley finally latched on my right breast. Im seriously torn on what to do.

FFFC - I have pooped/peed (i forgot which) while nursing b because he started screaming while I was on the toilet and that was the only thing to get him to stop and I couldn't stop what I was doing......

+1, & recently too

vandelay · September 2014

I really don't have time to FFFC long today as I'm swamped at work, as I have said many times in the past immediately followed by spending the day in the post. So I'm glad TLex was here to say everything I was thinking about the vaguebump, "well, I'll tell if you MAKE me," followed by calling out someone who takes a lot of flak on here in an effort to align with the cool kids, situation. Ugh ugh ugh.

NeneCakies · September 2014

nikkys2008 said:
Here's a bump confession. I don't post as often as I'd like here because I'm not the greatest with grammar. And I'd hate to be called out on it.

Please to post. Y u worry? Methinks we only call out improper French lately.

NotSharknado · September 2014

Inkogneetoh said:
I can't with the poop talk 2 days in a row.

Im just gonna take my ball and go home now.

Trust me when I say, I've had it with poop. Trust me.

jesuisfatiguee · September 2014

I got a dick pic in response to my HGG craigslist posting.

I have received dick pics from lovers, and have very much enjoyed them. Very much.

vandelay · September 2014

pobrecita said:

nikkys2008 said:

Here's a bump confession. I don't post as often as I'd like here because I'm not the greatest with grammar. And I'd hate to be called out on it.

The only time I call someone out on grammar is if they are being a cunt. So, don't do that and I think you're good.

I agree. Although I will admit that I examined your post for proper grammar just out of curiosity. All clear!

wesleycrusher · September 2014

I helped me move my sister into her first year of college a few weeks ago, and it made me really nostalgic for that time in my life. No real responsibilities, doing whatever. I jokingly told her it's lucky her roommate is someone she knows, otherwise I would have assumed her identity. Like, I look at my sister and she has her whole life ahead to do whatever and she doesn't even realize or appreciate it!! I WOULD APPRECIATE IT.

I told someone this and they didn't understand at all. "But you don't really mean it, you have DH and DD and your life is great!!" And yeah, I am very thankful for everything in my life and wouldn't want it any different, but just let me have a moment to mourn my youth.

NotSharknado · September 2014

nikkys2008 said:
Here's a bump confession. I don't post as often as I'd like here because I'm not the greatest with grammar. And I'd hate to be called out on it.

I make spelling and grammar mistakes daily and one person called me out on it in 4 years. As long as you're not being an asshole you're good.

[Deleted User] · September 2014

jesuisfatiguee said:

I got a dick pic in response to my HGG craigslist posting.

I have received dick pics from lovers, and have very much enjoyed them. Very much.

We always share the same opinion on dicks. I

you.

NotSharknado · September 2014

HE and pobre are my mind twins today.

NotSharknado · September 2014

Mackalien13 said:
Honestly, I think a lot of people on TB are probably socially awkward IRL. Some people do better on the internet.

Agreed. That's why most of us hang out here so much. We're all awkward as fuck.

jesuisfatiguee · September 2014

ready-or-not said:

Oh. Who was it that thought ready or not was a troll? Everyone?
WHY would you think that? I mean serious question, I don't get what is troll like about myself at all.

Are you for serious? because LOL

jesuisfatiguee · September 2014

mcbenny said:

I don't know.
I think dicks can be beautiful. Not in a flacid state. I have seen some good looking (to me) ones. They can bring so much pleasure. The shape, the shaft, on to the head. Beautiful like a sculpture. Hard but yet flexible.

:x

I feel this.

Poetry, mbenny. POETRY.

theseaword · September 2014

GhostMonkey said:

ScoutNumbers05 said:

pobrecita said:

It's really hard for me to forget when a poster has attitudes that offend me.

Even if they have reformed, it's difficult for me to separate them from those opinions.

I hold grudges. I try to be better than that, but if I'm honest...I'm not. It's possible for me to eventually move on, but it takes a lot.

TB remembers forever yo.

There are some people that I just sit back and wait for the shit to hit the fan again because there's no way they could have reformed that much. I know people's opinions can change on things, but not on everything.

Naaaame naaaames.

I'm just kidding. Definitely don't. This thread has already given me the bummers a few times.

nunzchucks · September 2014

uconnhuskie007 said:
Sometimes I go back to look at my tits, and realize that a lot of lurkers come out of hiding long after a thread had died to spread their tits. It's strange and intriguing.

Sometimes I go back to look at my love tits and get a little excited when a Parenting reg has given me one. Like, "Hooray! I've been witty!"

Between this and my mail confession, I now think it is time to get a life :-p

NeneCakies · September 2014

I got the giggles at the dentist yesterday. During the cleaning, I was thinking about etiquette, whether I should keep my eyes open or closed and then I glanced over at her in those silly goggles and told myself "don't look!" and then started laughing while her hands were up in my mouth. There wasn't even any laughing gas in my vicinity. #awkward

wesleycrusher · September 2014

I will admit I am socially awkward in that I'm not a good conversationalist. I have friends who can just strike up a convo with anyone, but I have a hard time with it. I was shy and not self-confident at all when I was younger, now that I'm older I don't lack confidence (or at least have learned to fake it) but the art of conversation is just something I can't seem to grasp.

jesuisfatiguee · September 2014

Sometimes I secretly worry that my vagine isn't tight enough - or the normal amount of... tight. I know intellectually that sex and even childbirth don't generally make you "loose" (and I had a c/s for crying out loud), but I still wonder.

I blame my ex who fucked with my head and told me I was loose just to make me feel bad.

This is an embarrassing confession.

jesuisfatiguee · September 2014

MermaidsMagic said:

I really need to poop but Wesley finally latched on my right breast. Im seriously torn on what to do.

My first PP poop was with DS attached to my breast.

Gross, but I saw no other alternative.

secretsout · September 2014

NeneCakies said:

I got the giggles at the dentist yesterday. During the cleaning, I was thinking about etiquette, whether I should keep my eyes open or closed and then I glanced over at her in those silly goggles and told myself "don't look!" and then started laughing while her hands were up in my mouth. There wasn't even any laughing gas in my vicinity. #awkward

I get the giggles in a lot of situations because I start thinking about things like this. LIke, when I'm at the dentist and cant decide what to do with my tongue. Or that one time I got a massage and nearly lost my mind because I could see her feet running around while I was face down and it just seemed so funny.

People probably think I'm crazy.

seahorse102410 · September 2014

HilarityEnsued said:

My confession... I don't mourn any parts of my youth. I had good times and bad times but I never ever feel like "ZOMG I would go back to being in college if I could". Never. I like right now in my life more than any time before this.

I don't have some tragic life story (no more or less than the next person) but I get sad when people truly mourn their youth or ever say "college was the best 4 years of our life". What a fucking depressing statement (and I'm not talking about you specifically Scout).

This is also probably due to the fact that I'm more of an old soul. My cousin jokes that I've "been 30 since you were 15". This feels true, I guess. I liked college for sure. Hell, I was in New Orleans with an enormous amount of funds and it was unreal. But I don't long to go back to that lifestyle and I'm not sad that it's not my reality today.

I was about to say this. I'm actually glad it's over. I really think I like being a grown up better.

ready-or-not · September 2014

eta clearing my box bc: over it

theseaword · September 2014

TyrannosaurusLex said:

@jesuisfatiguee‌ I know you can't see it because you're on the inside but that is the lame kinda shit someone says when they feel really insecure and want to make you feel insecure back. Total bs. Your vag is super tight and nice. I never want to come out.

I'm picturing a Trex in a vagina now. It is not a good mental image.

[Deleted User] · September 2014

@jesuisfatiguee I'm sure that your vagina is a wonderland. I had an ex who told me that I was bad in bed a lot. He cheated on me a lot because "I couldn't satisfy him." It fucked with me for a long time but now I just work it. I know I have skills.

jesuisfatiguee · September 2014

MermaidsMagic said:

I don't like a lot past tense of verbs. So i rearrange my sentence syntax not to use them. I hate when people add -ed to words i don't think need them. Texted, shitted,etc.

The past tense of "text" is texted."

Get out.

secretsout · September 2014

I don't really wish that I could go back and relive X time in my life. I did plenty of things, and I had a good time. I didn't have horrible times. I like being married and having my house and my son.

The only thing I do wish (and I try not to go down this rabbit hole too often) is that I had more confidence/drive/ambition when I as younger.

msdrdg · September 2014

Lame FFFC....I am wearing heals at my desk today. I know this does not sound strange to 99% of you, but normal attire here is jeans and sneakers.

I have a wedding to go to tonight, bought the shoes yesterday and need to break them in so I don't kill myself tonight.

[Deleted User] · September 2014

BunkinMama said:

There are times I wish I could relive my past years, like starting in HS. But only if they were different from what I already lived. Taking care of a baby and toddler starting at 15 really didn't give me much of a chance of going out late, having parties, etc. And I kinda wished I had the experience of going away to college sometimes.

I understand. I had a lot of responsibility at a really young age. I was also doing a lot of very adult activities when I was young. I never got a chance to do normal teen stuff. Sometimes I really wish I did but I'm glad that I'm older.

jorkz821 · September 2014

TyrannosaurusLex said:

MarlaSinger& said:
I don't get the @ready-or-not hate.
Omg she makes me want to pluck out my hairs one by one from my head to have something better to do than read her posts.

FFFC:
"My baby slept thru the night"
"I hate breastfeeding"
"I'm so proud I breastfeed"
"I like sex"
"I like weed"

UO's:
"Judging other moms isn't cool"
"I judge people who X"
"I like ______ (obviously popular thing like potato chips or something)"

it makes me fucking insane.

Late to this but I'm legit loling. @TyrannosaurusLex‌

you!

littlestjerry · September 2014

I'm being a raging bitch today. I also just literally pretended to be on the phone for 5 minutes to avoid talking to some idiot that was hovering trying to talk to me. Just sat there listening to a dial tone.

secretsout · September 2014

I bought an $80 bra this week. It is fantastic and amazing and fits wonderfully and I even feel kind of sexy wearing it (which isn't a way I usually feel).

My mother said she wanted me to pick out another one and she'd buy it for me. I'm going to take her up on that offer.

jorkz821 · September 2014

SweetSouthernMomma08 said:

ready-or-not said:

theseaword said:

MarlaSinger& said:

I don't get the @ready-or-not hate.

I don't hate. I just suspect. Seems like she frequently posts things that she knows will get under the skin of posters here. Nothing crazy, just little things. It just makes me suspicious. Today's was probably the most glaring. Vague bump, mention of "several posters", then throws UConn under the bus, maybe thinking that would start something?

Not trying to start anything. I am a make peace not war girl, seriously. I didn't want to mention names & it was controversy & so I said who I was specifically refering to & its controversy.

SHOCKEDNOTSHOCKED.

If you didn't want to name names, then don't. We are on the INTERNET! GEEZE! Not hard to NOT reply to something. Geeze! you purposely typed out a response. No one was threatening you or your children with bodily harm. My goodness!!!!!!!!
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GEEZE!!

thebanich · September 2014

Omg the quote trees.

My kids ate TJs banana chips for breakfast.

wesleycrusher · September 2014

@BunkinMama I get it. I think it's more of a freedom thing really. I have always been so responsible with my decisions, always did the right thing, didn't really even drink in college, DH and I are HS sweethearts, I was an A student.

For a moment or two it's fun to think about being free and being making some mistakes that I was to scared to make then and life is to different to make now.

NotSharknado · September 2014

I'm starting to feel uncomfortable, now. Kthxbai.

thebanich · September 2014

I'm so fucking socially awkward that is painful. I convince myself that everyone thinks I'm boring/weird/stupid and then think " hey narcissistic asshole self they probably don't even think about you at all"

The internal argument is exhausting.

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