FFFC

[Deleted User] · September 2014

As much as we butted heads, I'm sad BB left. She certainly needed to go offline or at least get a new account for legal reasons.

But I have a feeling we were the only people in her life giving her sound advice.

[Deleted User] · September 2014

Also, I gave my child an Oreo for breakfast. It wasn't worth the fight.

I told him "Just so ya know, this wouldn't go down in the @mcbenny‌ house, kiddo."

He looked confused and said "huh?"

(Dont get prissy, MB. It's a compliment)

[Deleted User] · September 2014

There are days I want you to come SuperNanny my house.

ppants · September 2014

I would love to have my palm read, tarot cards, pyschic consult, etc. I've never done and have always wanted to.

waldothewiener1 · September 2014

I'm feeling kind of awkward about work. My coworker is due in 5 weeks so we're talking about pooling to get her a gift and a little office baby shower. The suggested gift was a $200 travel system. 5 months ago they gave me a $75 gift card and no baby shower party and I was thrilled about that lol. Just don't know what to think of this.

jesuisfatiguee · September 2014

I have checked (on more than one occasion) what the internets say about my astrological sign and CD's astrological signs coming together in a romantic relationship. I found them somewhat insightful $:\$ ">

waldothewiener1 · September 2014

^ my thoughts exactly.

[Deleted User] · September 2014

Most of the time I don't think that I deserve my DH.

ppants · September 2014

pobrecita said:

Until recently, I thought Semper Fi was a band.

LOL. This helped my so far shitty morning.

theseaword · September 2014

I hate getting the mail. I'll get it like once a week, max. All my normal bills are autopay and I only have one magazine subscription so it's always just a mix of junk, confusion, and hassles.

jesuisfatiguee · September 2014

guiltypleasures said:

Most of the time I don't think that I deserve my DH.

I don't want to lovetit this, because I can't see how this could possibly be true. You are a CATCH, lady.

nunzchucks · September 2014

theseaword said:
I hate getting the mail. I'll get it like once a week, max. All my normal bills are autopay and I only have one magazine subscription so it's always just a mix of junk, confusion, and hassles.

I love the mail even when it's junk. The anticipation of what could be in there makes me so excited.

This post also makes me sound like I have no life. I promise there is more going on for me than just the mail.

jesuisfatiguee · September 2014

justAphase said:

It's taking me over an hour to get to work. Fuck traffic.

This is not a confession. We're only on page 1. GAWD.

#postpolice

#sorryboutyourtrafficsitchthothatsucks

jesuisfatiguee · September 2014

LoganosaurusRex said:

Somewhat lurker here- active in the BB thread. FFFC: I meant to send DH a sext. I sent it to an old guy friend instead. (Names start with the same letter, I didn't pay attention) He replied with a dick pic.. I feel guilty for not feeling guilty. Shit happens. I didn't respond and haven't told DH.

I'm confused about the bolded. DId you enjoy the dick pic? Did you save it?

Did you sext YH afterwards, as intended?

ready-or-not · September 2014

My 6 week old STTN last night!

I feel like this is flameful confession around these parts....

jesuisfatiguee · September 2014

ready-or-not said:

My 6 week old STTN last night! I feel like this is flameful confession around these parts....

...

theseaword · September 2014

I also have some questions about the dick pic post. Why didn't you reply? Now old guy is going to get insecure about his peen! Or think you're still interested in him! You should at least clear it up with him. You should probably also tell your DH in case it gets to him. I'm so confused.

jesuisfatiguee · September 2014

justAphase said:

M slept through the night starting at like 3-4 weeks. #flamemebitches #goodluckwithyour4monthold

Fuck you.

jesuisfatiguee · September 2014

#don'tcare

theseaword · September 2014

justAphase said:
M slept through the night starting at like 3-4 weeks.

#flamemebitches

#goodluckwithyour4monthold

WHAT. Do you have one of these?

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ppants · September 2014

I volunteered to work on my day off this week so I wouldn't have to clean the house.

BluepointToasted · September 2014

LoganosaurusRex said:

Somewhat lurker here- active in the BB thread. FFFC: I meant to send DH a sext. I sent it to an old guy friend instead. (Names start with the same letter, I didn't pay attention) He replied with a dick pic.. I feel guilty for not feeling guilty. Shit happens. I didn't respond and haven't told DH.

Hmmm, really??? I quadruple check before I hit the send button on stuff like that

ready-or-not · September 2014

Hahaha @ the crib dribbler WTH looks like it belongs in a hampster cage lol

littlestjerry · September 2014

I have a life size cut out of Pauly D's upper body above my cubicle, signed by Pauly himself.

[Deleted User] · September 2014

theseaword said:

justAphase said:
M slept through the night starting at like 3-4 weeks.

#flamemebitches

#goodluckwithyour4monthold
WHAT. Do you have one of these?

I'd like one of these filled with wine for my bed.

ready-or-not · September 2014

loonylovejoy said:
P has woken up every 2 hours for the last week and pretty much every hour last night. I confess that I have a visceral, violent reaction to hearing about good sleepers.

I'm happy for you, but I'm an angry zombie.

Sorry! Shes a good sleep usually but I in no way shape or form am fooled into thinking this will be our new norm....

ready-or-not · September 2014

Sterling13 said:
The guy sending a dick pic back seems super creepy.

Agreed. You may want to consider removing him from your contact list since his 1st response to a random sext from you was sending a dick pic. Unless there is something more to the story, that seems a little odd...

[Deleted User] · September 2014

@nonnidee ((hugs)) I admire your control. My sleepless attitude is almost as bad as my hangry.

ready-or-not · September 2014

FFFC: I think certain posters try a little to hard to fit in with the cool kids. I read thru some of the threads (yesterdays UO for example) & I picture the poster as Drew Barrymore in Never Been Kissed

outnumbered · September 2014

LoganosaurusRex said:

Sterling13 said:

The guy sending a dick pic back seems super creepy.

This and also, why would he send a dick pic back? like if I got a random sext from an ex, I would assume they meant to send it to someone else. Is there more to this story?
Not really. I'm not sure. We are still friends but I have no clue why he responded. I'm guessing wishful thinking. Before I met DH this was the norm for us. But it's been several years

Gross, especially since he knows that you are married. Strange story.

littlestjerry · September 2014

A dick pic would do nothing for me. Penises are utilitarian. Function, not form.

[Deleted User] · September 2014

ready-or-not said:
FFFC: I think certain posters try a little to hard to fit in with the cool kids. I read thru some of the threads (yesterdays UO for example) & I picture the poster as Drew Barrymore in Never Been Kissed

Names

angelashly · September 2014

Why is he still in your contact list?

angelashly · September 2014

ready-or-not said:
FFFC: I think certain posters try a little to hard to fit in with the cool kids. I read thru some of the threads (yesterdays UO for example) & I picture the poster as Drew Barrymore in Never Been Kissed

Who??

ready-or-not · September 2014

Mackalien13 said:

ready-or-not said:

FFFC: I think certain posters try a little to hard to fit in with the cool kids. I read thru some of the threads (yesterdays UO for example) & I picture the poster as Drew Barrymore in Never Been Kissed

You are talking about me ARENT YOU

Lol no, promise! I don't want to call anybody out cause I hate to hurt feelings, & I was a little Josie Geller myself back in the day (more middle school than high school tho)

ppants · September 2014

I've never gotten a dick pic either. I would like one, but only from a dick haven't seen already IRL. I'm scandalous.

Helenahhandbasket · September 2014

nonniedee said:

My Aunt reads palms. She's a creepy little Jamaican palm reader. She gets drink at Christmas, and tells everyone when their next kid will come.

I would love to hang out with your aunt-- she sounds like a good time.

[Deleted User] · September 2014

peanutrach1 said:

ppants said:

I would love to have my palm read, tarot cards, pyschic consult, etc. I've never done and have always wanted to.

I have always wanted to do this but am too scared to hear what they have to say.

My hair salon has nights where they do this. NoVA gtg?