When you are sobbing while simultaneously shoving a huge piece of bread into your mouth because your DH did not have dinner ready by the time you got home. I am talking literally sobbing, in our room, by myself.
You pay for all your stuff at Target then walk out with an empty cart while the little old lady that was behind you has to chase you down and let you know.
When you are told someone isn't coming to your daughter's birthday party and you had no idea although husband and MIL say we had a full conversation about it a couple of weeks ago. Pregnancy brain really hits worse the second time around.
This! I was deciding between a salad or pasta for lunch and a colleague told me to eat "whatever the parasite is craving."
My immediate response: UH, I WOULD IF WE HAD SWEET TARTS WRAPPED IN CHERRY LAFFY TAFFY THAT WERE DIPPED INTO GRAPE NERDS, BUT THE CAFFE DOESNT HAVE THAT!
Challenge accepted! I must create this and try it now! I haven't had nerds in years! Or sweet tarts for that matter! I think it'll have to be the big ones for this to work, but I'm definitely creating this next sweet tooth I get! Hubby is going to have me committed once its all said and done, but it'll be so worth it!
No lie if you LOVE nerds you must try a Sonic blue raspberry nerds slush!!! IT. IS. AMAZE-BALLS!!!! There are other flavors but blue raspberry is so good
When you're on TB and you say "no effing way, I'm walking away from this one" but by the time you've finished telling yourself that your hands are hitting reply.
Dry heaving over certain words/foods..yesterday I spent 20min gagging over the word "chicken eggs" after a coworker brought some from her farm...barf!!!! =P~
When you are seriously considering using that last $10 before payday on a burger and fries instead of gas. Even though you're driving on fumes and you may not make it home from work if you choose the food.
@GreenPony33 If after you pee as much as you can lean forward and then back and see if you can get more to come out. Sometimes depending on where baby is, it seems like they have your bladder folded in half, and getting up allows the rest of the urine to come down. (Does any of this make sense?)
@GreenPony33 If after you pee as much as you can lean forward and then back and see if you can get more to come out. Sometimes depending on where baby is, it seems like they have your bladder folded in half, and getting up allows the rest of the urine to come down. (Does any of this make sense?)
Yeah that makes since, I do do the rocking/leaning. I need to start standing when I think I am done, and then sitting down to pee again without leaving the bathroom, maybe that will cut out at least some of the potty breaks. Thanks! Funny thing is, while I am working I don't have too pee as often, but I am sure that is because I am not drinking as much as I should, and I am moving around a whole lot more.
@GreenPony33 If after you pee as much as you can lean forward and then back and see if you can get more to come out. Sometimes depending on where baby is, it seems like they have your bladder folded in half, and getting up allows the rest of the urine to come down. (Does any of this make sense?)
Yeah that makes since, I do do the rocking/leaning. I need to start standing when I think I am done, and then sitting down to pee again without leaving the bathroom, maybe that will cut out at least some of the potty breaks. Thanks! Funny thing is, while I am working I don't have too pee as often, but I am sure that is because I am not drinking as much as I should, and I am moving around a whole lot more.
Wait wait wait... Does this WORK???? :::::lightbulb::::
@GreenPony33 If after you pee as much as you can lean forward and then back and see if you can get more to come out. Sometimes depending on where baby is, it seems like they have your bladder folded in half, and getting up allows the rest of the urine to come down. (Does any of this make sense?)
Yeah that makes since, I do do the rocking/leaning. I need to start standing when I think I am done, and then sitting down to pee again without leaving the bathroom, maybe that will cut out at least some of the potty breaks. Thanks! Funny thing is, while I am working I don't have too pee as often, but I am sure that is because I am not drinking as much as I should, and I am moving around a whole lot more.
Wait wait wait... Does this WORK????
:::::lightbulb::::
Rocking back and forth does help squeeze the last bit out. TMI: It also helps with difficult poops. Different muscles move and the shift might move baby in the right way to get more out.
You know you're pregnant when you are standing in the middle of a room and suddenly your head feels like it's floating and you see stars before going slightly black... OMG is this what FAINTING feels like!? Get me a chair ! But it's too late as you slump to the ground and lie on your back utterly confused and disoriented. DH please bring me a sandwich and a pillow.
When you go to the pet store and sob like the world is ending because there are old(er) cats there who don't have homes/families. And they only have one toy in their cage. Also, you don't even like cats. My poor husband has no idea what to do with me; frankly, I don't either. I'm pretty sure he was prepared to bring home 6 cats.
January siggy challenge: Tying my own damn shoes again.
Re: You know you're pregnant when...
Challenge accepted! I must create this and try it now! I haven't had nerds in years! Or sweet tarts for that matter! I think it'll have to be the big ones for this to work, but I'm definitely creating this next sweet tooth I get! Hubby is going to have me committed once its all said and done, but it'll be so worth it!
No lie if you LOVE nerds you must try a Sonic blue raspberry nerds slush!!! IT. IS. AMAZE-BALLS!!!! There are other flavors but blue raspberry is so good
When you're on TB and you say "no effing way, I'm walking away from this one" but by the time you've finished telling yourself that your hands are hitting reply.
Feb'15 November Siggy Challenge:
This!! Yes!!
Yeah that makes since, I do do the rocking/leaning. I need to start standing when I think I am done, and then sitting down to pee again without leaving the bathroom, maybe that will cut out at least some of the potty breaks. Thanks! Funny thing is, while I am working I don't have too pee as often, but I am sure that is because I am not drinking as much as I should, and I am moving around a whole lot more.
Wait wait wait... Does this WORK????
:::::lightbulb::::
January siggy challenge: Tying my own damn shoes again.