February 2015 Moms

You know you're pregnant when...

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Re: You know you're pregnant when...

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  • You pay for all your stuff at Target then walk out with an empty cart while the little old lady that was behind you has to chase you down and let you know.
  • When you are told someone isn't coming to your daughter's birthday party and you had no idea although husband and MIL say we had a full conversation about it a couple of weeks ago. Pregnancy brain really hits worse the second time around.
  • ambernicole06ambernicole06 member
    edited September 2014


    foxslaw said:

    You know you're pregnant when

    This! I was deciding between a salad or pasta for lunch and a colleague told me to eat "whatever the parasite is craving."

    My immediate response: UH, I WOULD IF WE HAD SWEET TARTS WRAPPED IN CHERRY LAFFY TAFFY THAT WERE DIPPED INTO GRAPE NERDS, BUT THE CAFFE DOESNT HAVE THAT!

    Challenge accepted! I must create this and try it now! I haven't had nerds in years! Or sweet tarts for that matter! I think it'll have to be the big ones for this to work, but I'm definitely creating this next sweet tooth I get! Hubby is going to have me committed once its all said and done, but it'll be so worth it!



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  • everything & everyone bugs you...
  • When you're on TB pretty much 24/7 ;)

    When you're on TB and you say "no effing way, I'm walking away from this one" but by the time you've finished telling yourself that your hands are hitting reply.
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  • Dry heaving over certain words/foods..yesterday I spent 20min gagging over the word "chicken eggs" after a coworker brought some from her farm...barf!!!! =P~
  • You almost cry because you walked into Panera and found out they stopped making the soup you have been craving for 3 days.

    Oh my goodness, I love Panera so much, I wish we had it in Canada. I think I need to make a trip over there this weekend

  • foxslaw said:

    Whatever that candy is, @chickenhawke‌ I need it now.

    It's something I created on my couch last week when Billy brought home a mixed bag of Halloween sized candy. I highly recommend it. 

    This!! Yes!!

  • HailsMom said:
    @GreenPony33 If after you pee as much as you can lean forward and then back and see if you can get more to come out. Sometimes depending on where baby is, it seems like they have your bladder folded in half, and getting up allows the rest of the urine to come down.  (Does any of this make sense?)
    Yeah that makes since, I do do the rocking/leaning. I need to start standing when I think I am done, and then sitting down to pee again without leaving the bathroom, maybe that will cut out at least some of the potty breaks.  Thanks!  Funny thing is, while I am working I don't have too pee as often, but I am sure that is because I am not drinking as much as I should, and I am moving around a whole lot more.
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  • When DH looks at you like you're crazy for saying "stop kicking me" when he and the dog are on the other side of the room ;-)
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  • When you'll do anything to get rid of that one annoying thread including respond to other threads that are way better, like this one.

    @Amaryllismagic, I totally do that/
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  • When you buy a whole bag of sour gummy worms just so you can eat all the red and blue ones out of it. At least I gave the other colors to the kids. :)


  • HailsMom said:

    @GreenPony33 If after you pee as much as you can lean forward and then back and see if you can get more to come out. Sometimes depending on where baby is, it seems like they have your bladder folded in half, and getting up allows the rest of the urine to come down.  (Does any of this make sense?)

    Yeah that makes since, I do do the rocking/leaning. I need to start standing when I think I am done, and then sitting down to pee again without leaving the bathroom, maybe that will cut out at least some of the potty breaks.  Thanks!  Funny thing is, while I am working I don't have too pee as often, but I am sure that is because I am not drinking as much as I should, and I am moving around a whole lot more.


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  • When you have to pee, again, and its the 3rd time in 40 mins! Seriously, why can't all of the pee come out at once?!
    Seriously! I managed to pee my pants by sneezing TWICE in the same hour at Kohl's a few weeks ago and I peed in between incidents!
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  • You know you're pregnant when you are standing in the middle of a room and suddenly your head feels like it's floating and you see stars before going slightly black... OMG is this what FAINTING feels like!? Get me a chair ! But it's too late as you slump to the ground and lie on your back utterly confused and disoriented. DH please bring me a sandwich and a pillow.
  • When strangers make belly contact before making eye contact
  • edited September 2014
    When you go to the pet store and sob like the world is ending because there are old(er) cats there who don't have homes/families. And they only have one toy in their cage. Also, you don't even like cats. My poor husband has no idea what to do with me; frankly, I don't either. I'm pretty sure he was prepared to bring home 6 cats.

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