That awkward moment when...

heagen · September 2014

The hair tie you are using to keep your pants shut, pops off while paying for your lunch AT WORK!

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amco25 · September 2014

I was feeling a bit bloated today, so I picked a nice loose shirt. Apparently its a bit baggier than I thought, checking out a few of the the patients I notice that one of my boobs was half way out of my shirt. Thank God I wore a cute bra at least.

Edited my word mistake. I should not bump while distracted it's a real problem.

OnceInLoveWithAmy · September 2014

you puke in the back of the helicopter at work.

uuuugh.

fitzgirl17 · September 2014

You go to lunch with your SIL and she says you are going to have another one soon. Yes sooner than you think

Hconner3 · September 2014

You hold your breath talking to clients because of body odor =;

rivieramaya · September 2014

When hormones are probably making you a bit more of a bitch than usual and you snap at a co-worker "could you eat your chips any louder?"

Oops.

beachhippiemama · September 2014

when you fart (audibly) in the Target check out line, then blame it on your toddler. Sorry, not sorry.

Damn pregnancy gas.

sarahchrismck · September 2014

@beachhippiemama I laughed out loud. Way to blame your kid!

beachhippiemama · September 2014

@sarahchrismck Hey, she thought it was funny, she said "TOOTS" with a big grin.
X_X

I seriously need to lay off the jalapeno poppers.

mpiemont · September 2014

@beachhippiemama Mine's a fart story too- My gas is just out of control and my 3 year old calls it "fart noise". So as soon as DH got home from work last night, DS goes "Daddy, daddy! Mommy made so many fart noises. It was so funny." Way to call me out, kid....

beachhippiemama · September 2014

@mpiemont that made me crack up. Leave it to your kid to bust it wide open like that! Mine is thankfully still young enough to be/not blow my cover!

scubakate · September 2014

When you break the news to your bestie that she was right last week and you are in fact pregnant

Jamesy · September 2014

When you yell at the Dunkin Donuts checkout for "changing the rules of iced coffee". But seriously I've ordered a "French vanilla iced, milk, no sugar" since I was practically a fucking toddler, why is there no such thing NOW when I want it the most?? I'd feel worse if he didn't give me attitude about it.

tinalovescauliflower · September 2014

When your brand new employer sees you move in two seconds from feeding their baby oatmeal to puking in their trash can.

At least I made it to the trash can.

Jamesy · September 2014

@tinawinks Are you a nanny? That's one of my jobs and the dad is home with me all day. Yesterday he said "Wow, you look really tired." when I got there and I'm pretty sure he's going to figure it out way before I'm ready to tell. I really hope not...

ashmichelle208 · September 2014

When you ask another coworker to take your patient who has shingles and your entire department now knows your pregnant before you even have it confirmed with a Dr! Oops!

MrsKindy40 · September 2014

When I just blew my nose and checked for spotting. I think I have a problem....

jennadesigns · September 2014

ashmichelle208 said:

When you ask another coworker to take your patient who has shingles and your entire department now knows your pregnant before you even have it confirmed with a Dr! Oops!

Yup, this is me too. I was only 4 weeks and had to give another staff member one of my patients who had shingles.

maybebride · September 2014

When you are become practically hysterical because HR sends an email about changing insurance companies - effective mid-way through pregnancy - and you are unable to find your beloved OB, who delivered your first child, on the online search.

(Crisis averted. Call to doctor's office confirmed they do take new insurance. But, seriously, not cool to do to the hormonal pregnant lady a week from her first appointment.)

TarheelMama202 · September 2014

Your husband sees your Target receipt and says..."Did you buy MORE pregnancy tests?! Why? You are pregnant. The doctor confirmed it."

But I needz to see lines and PREGNANT flashing on digitals, DH. Duh.

tinalovescauliflower · September 2014

Jamesy said:
@tinawinks Are you a nanny? That's one of my jobs and the dad is home with me all day. Yesterday he said "Wow, you look really tired." when I got there and I'm pretty sure he's going to figure it out way before I'm ready to tell. I really hope not...

I am a nanny. I actually told them because the offered me the job last week after a couple of weeks of interviewing. AND the mom is an obgyn so I figured she would be on to me. I made sure they knew because they wanted a nanny for a specific time frame and I'll be due before it's up. They hired me anyway! Me and my puke.

chavez2685 · September 2014

Someone suggests several medicines to take for your cold and you just smile and nod. Nope can't take any of those!

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