TMI Tuesday

leoandethansmom · September 2014

A few hours early but deal with it. I just, ahem, took care of myself, and it was fun and all but when it was over I got super nauseous. Boo! DH needs to come home.

Edit cuz punctuation is hard

bbynixon2 · September 2014

If you want a good TMI read, go check out my earlier post about the horrible hemorrhoids attack I just had! Haha. I think I titled it 'Help! Hemorrhoids...'

mrsrroberson · September 2014

Haha yep, been there. Then I feel like maybe I shoulda saved it for him...then quickly decide nahh!

bayareagirl2011 · September 2014

You're not the only one...I also have a DH that travels constantly. I don't get nauseous though. That may or may not be a good thing...

nopegoat · September 2014

My H travels a lot so I have to take care of business myself a good bit as well. But I swear it makes me want the real thing 100x worse. Ugh.

Of course now I also get BH after. So much fun.

QueenOfSpades622 · September 2014

Ugh so jealous! I can't seem to actually enjoy any form of sex anymore and it really sucks!

nesenotes · September 2014

Ugggggg I get strong BH after. To the point it's not even worth the pleasure portion. And my lady bits hurt for a whole day. Eff that.

smack427 · September 2014

It's pretty impressive the positions that I come up with to do that too. Lol what does BH stand for?

agsgrrl · September 2014

smack427 said:
It's pretty impressive the positions that I come up with to do that too. Lol what does BH stand for?

Braxton hicks and me too @nesenotes‌ . How depressing.

CandEChicago · September 2014

) Love how this has turned into another sex thread.

MaineMama · September 2014

Thanks to this thread, which I read late last night- my H came home from work this morning to a pleasant surprise

kutenpretti · September 2014

Every morning my stomach is killing me!!! It's just horrible gas that gets trapped from me trying 2 sleep comfortable at night. Takes about 15 minutes to let it all out in the morning.

abcmom12 · September 2014

been eating more protein to increase my iron levels and energy but man, the brief painful gas cramp purge the next day totally blows! literally!

leoandethansmom · September 2014

pooky08 said:

I'm seeing the inside of my belly button for the first time ever (I have had a really deep inny). What has been seen cannot be unseen. What IS all that? And I'm afraid to try to get it out!

This! Except mine is really scary because I've had 3 laparoscopic surgeries for ovarian cysts and endometriosis so it's all scarred and creepy. Yikes, I cannot wait until it's an innie again!

LovesBooks · September 2014

bought an electric razor to help trim down there. but I'm so nervous about cutting myself that I pretty much only trim on the outside. So, I have a mohawk now.

ThePregosaurus · September 2014

I've been seeing a spot in my vision so I went to the eye docs yesterday. It turns out I have a type of retinal hemmorhage, which is essentially a spot of blood that is in between the nerves and the macula... So basically, a tiny part of my vision is blocked. The eye doc said it was from straining, like coughing or BM or something. I told him I wasn't doing anything-- truth is, I was having sex with MH... Hahaha.

jennielee123 · September 2014

I found a boob hair this morning. Yes ladies, you read that right, a BOOB HAIR. I would really prefer that my SO doesn't see it, but now i'm freaking out about what to do with it. Do I leave it alone? Do I pluck it? I keep hearing that old wives tale about grey hair in the back of my mind. "If you pull it out, 6 more will grow back in it's place".

PacoCat33 · September 2014

jennielee123 said:

I found a boob hair this morning. Yes ladies, you read that right, a BOOB HAIR. I would really prefer that my SO doesn't see it, but now i'm freaking out about what to do with it. Do I leave it alone? Do I pluck it? I keep hearing that old wives tale about grey hair in the back of my mind. "If you pull it out, 6 more will grow back in it's place".

You mean like a nipple hair? I've been getting those since way before I was pregnant. Pluck those suckers.

I think this was mentioned last TMI, but wiping is a challenge... especially at work...

JaymeeLH · September 2014

jennielee123 said:

I found a boob hair this morning. Yes ladies, you read that right, a BOOB HAIR. I would really prefer that my SO doesn't see it, but now i'm freaking out about what to do with it. Do I leave it alone? Do I pluck it? I keep hearing that old wives tale about grey hair in the back of my mind. "If you pull it out, 6 more will grow back in it's place".

Are we talking wispy or full on hair? I think I've found one, and plucked that sucker right out. I don't think there's any truth to "pull it and more will grow back"

jennielee123 · September 2014

Lol. Okay it has been plucked. It was near the nipple and black and super thick, and now it is gone. Will it come back?

hollycn · September 2014

jennielee123 said:
Lol. Okay it has been plucked. It was near the nipple and black and super thick, and now it is gone. Will it come back?

Mine always comes back

. But it's been growing there since I was in my teens... If you've only noticed it now, FX it doesn't come back.

JaymeeLH · September 2014

Courtneylovesjason2 said:

Hairy boobs make me think of the Bloodhound Gang song "You're Pretty when I'm Drunk". If you want to laugh, go listen to that.

A classic

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twoandthrough · September 2014

MrsAngelaMarie said:
I am not complaining, but the past two nights in a row have been woken up by a big O during a sex dream! I am so puzzled at how that can happen just from a dream..

Sleepgasms happened all the time in my first pregnancy but I haven't had the pleasure this time around

leoandethansmom · September 2014

Courtneylovesjason2 said:

Hairy boobs make me think of the Bloodhound Gang song "You're Pretty when I'm Drunk". If you want to laugh, go listen to that.

Roll her up in flour, and aim it for the wet spot. I love that song.

lovelovelove09 · September 2014

jennielee123 said:
I found a boob hair this morning. Yes ladies, you read that right, a BOOB HAIR. I would really prefer that my SO doesn't see it, but now i'm freaking out about what to do with it. Do I leave it alone? Do I pluck it? I keep hearing that old wives tale about grey hair in the back of my mind. "If you pull it out, 6 more will grow back in it's place".

@jennielee123‌
I have one that always grows on the lefty. It's so dark. I pluck that sucker! So far it hasn't multiplied!

ColoradoBoat · September 2014

When we went to the hospital over the weekend (everything ended up being fine), the nurse asked me if I was sexually active. I wanted to say "nope, have no idea how I got KU." Husband was in the room with me and finally understood she meant currently. I said yes, then she asked me about male sex. I was confused again, but he answered yes, and then I realized she meant sex with a man. So I told her that yes, I have sex with my husband, and that is it.

Made me wonder if I should get around more...

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agsgrrl · September 2014

Slaps said:
I have noticed that when I go to the loo to pee, I don't know if it is me or my wee but I can smell a sweet smell, I don't think I have thrush no I thing or discomfort and I shower every day.

Or your nose

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JaymeeLH · September 2014

Slaps said:

I have noticed that when I go to the loo to pee, I don't know if it is me or my wee but I can smell a sweet smell, I don't think I have thrush no I thing or discomfort and I shower every day.

I was noticing that for awhile when I would get up to pee first thing in the morning, especially when I didn't have enough to drink the night before. I think it was a combo of my prenantal and being slightly dehydrated. Now I make sure I have enough to drink throughout the night and I haven't noticed it in awhile.

Speaking of pee, I just went and I could have EASILY filled 2 urine sample cups. It's only been about 2 hours since the last time I went... How I produced that much is beyond me but it was SO satisfying

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abcmom12 · September 2014

we call it "pee" @Slaps like normal people

agsgrrl · September 2014

Slaps said:

agsgrrl said:

Slaps said:
I have noticed that when I go to the loo to pee, I don't know if it is me or my wee but I can smell a sweet smell, I don't think I have thrush no I thing or discomfort and I shower every day.
Or your nose
Could well be!
Didn't think of my nose.

I've noticed the same, but I can smell a buried cat poop a block away (don't know why that comparison popped into my head... )

leoandethansmom · September 2014

agsgrrl said:

I have noticed that when I go to the loo to pee, I don't know if it is me or my wee but I can smell a sweet smell, I don't think I have thrush no I thing or discomfort and I shower every day.
Or your nose
Could well be! Didn't think of my nose.
I've noticed the same, but I can smell a buried cat poop a block away (don't know why that comparison popped into my head... )

Did you dig it up to find out it was buried cat poop? That would be a cool story.

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perfectlove09 · September 2014

ColoradoBoat said:
When we went to the hospital over the weekend (everything ended up being fine), the nurse asked me if I was sexually active. I wanted to say "nope, have no idea how I got KU." Husband was in the room with me and finally understood she meant currently. I said yes, then she asked me about male sex. I was confused again, but he answered yes, and then I realized she meant sex with a man. So I told her that yes, I have sex with my husband, and that is it.

Made me wonder if I should get around more...

Lol what a stupid fucking question to ask you and in front of your husband...and while you're pregnant. Maybe she was just into you and wondering if you swing lol

abcmom12 · September 2014

Slaps said:

we call it "pee" @Slaps like normal people
Is this why people look at me odd when I ask my toddler if he needs a wee wee?

possibly. does he wee wee from his pee pee? LOL I feel like such a child even typing that
:P

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ColoradoBoat · September 2014

@perfectlove09--Yes, it was quite stupid. I never thought about the swinging possibility. She did mention a boyfriend...

abcmom12 · September 2014

@Slaps his winkie?! lord have mercy, all I can imagine is Gordon Ramsey saying winkie in my head. doesn't help I watched two eps of Masterchef last night.

making me reminisce all my UK lingo from when I lived in Germany lol

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