I once told a guy I couldn't date him because I had a boyfriend who was a mermaid (merman?)
I've defiantly played the lesbian card a few times.
"The Defiant Lesbians" would be a good name for a softball team.
I was on a softball league called Cleats and Cleavage. Of I ever open my own sports bar, that's what I'm going to name it. Going to have a ton of tvs and hot chicks in cute little baseball outfits.
Like these?: They're at a bar near me. I wanted to work there when I saw the outfits, l.o.l.
Also in some mangroves on top of scuttling hermit crabs during a near-hurricane (this was the start of me and DH being comfortable talking about poop - who could've predicted how useful that would be!)
And my poor DH pooped just off the side of the Great Wall, after puking *on* the Wall twice. Authentic Chinese food FTW....
FKA mimi4347: diaper rash magician and unofficial expert on excrement
This kid may not have a lot of bowel, but he has plenty of guts! DS born at 34 weeks with (surprise!) gastroschisis turned short bowel syndrome. 131 days in the NICU, 7 trips to the OR, G-button, daily TPN....
We are impatiently awaiting the day we can say goodbye to his girlfriend Ivy for good.
Just to take this in the opposite direction... NHIE missed church without a serious reason. ( once when I was really really sick as a kid, and the second time was the day C was born)
@robynloureed I don't know much about horses...but they look so beautiful when they get to let their hair ddown the ones at Medieval Times are so pretty.
Re: Never Have I Ever...
They're at a bar near me. I wanted to work there when I saw the outfits, l.o.l.
L: 7/12/13
C: 5/11/15
E: 3/7/17
Due 11/10/18
Also in some mangroves on top of scuttling hermit crabs during a near-hurricane (this was the start of me and DH being comfortable talking about poop - who could've predicted how useful that would be!)
And my poor DH pooped just off the side of the Great Wall, after puking *on* the Wall twice. Authentic Chinese food FTW....
DS born at 34 weeks with (surprise!) gastroschisis turned short bowel syndrome.
131 days in the NICU, 7 trips to the OR, G-button, daily TPN....
@MrsGiantPenis what is OITNB ?
NHIE missed church without a serious reason. ( once when I was really really sick as a kid, and the second time was the day C was born)
It was a lonngggg time ago, but I still keep it in the reel.
NHIE Drank bourbon or whiskey.
Samesies.
Me three!