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Found a GEM of a thread! (fisting mentioned)

MommyOfAMiracleMommyOfAMiracle member
in February 2015 Moms

I know some of you vets here probably remember this thread and all of its glory. But to those of us who are newer, I just wanted to share. I am totally resurrecting a zombie thread...

Don't hate me..

 

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/7560789/preparing-for-child-birth/p1

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Re: Found a GEM of a thread! (fisting mentioned)

  • michelle142michelle142 member
    Oh my.

    Does the original 'Irish Twins' post still exist?
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  • thegoodpotatothegoodpotato
    Oh my, oh my, oh my.... THAT golden oldie again.  My oh my....

    (I was actually just thinking about this zombie thread the other day.... memory lane...) :)

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  • StephanieLBergStephanieLBerg member
    :-S I'm terrified to even ask X_X
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  • chickyclgchickyclg member
    LMAO!!! 

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  • MommyOfAMiracleMommyOfAMiracle member
    The responses are hilarious!

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  • HerHighnessHerHighness member
    michelle142 said:
    Oh my.

    Does the original 'Irish Twins' post still exist?

    I domt think so :( i tried to find both fingernail of feta and Irish twins recently and couldn't even find cached. Ahhh the good old days when i was a ftm
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  • brrosebbrroseb member
    omg... hilarious!

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  • michelle142michelle142 member
    HerHighness said:
    michelle142 said:
    Oh my.

    Does the original 'Irish Twins' post still exist?

    I domt think so :( i tried to find both fingernail of feta and Irish twins recently and couldn't even find cached. Ahhh the good old days when i was a ftm
    Bummer. I just tried google searching it and all the links come up as "not found".
    I still remember the "I survived Irish Twin Day" badges.. lol
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  • HerHighnessHerHighness member
    Totally reminds me of the olive oil to pwep yo pwennium scene from baby mama

    "I think she wants you to rub olive oil on your taint"
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  • michelle142michelle142 member
    Apparently the OP was so stuck on the idea of fisting that she made another thread about it 7 months later!

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  • CogDisCogDis member
    That has to be a troll. Someone please tell me it was a troll.

    ::shudder::
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  • weansworld09weansworld09 member
    Definitely an oldie but a goodie.  I remember this post when it was active.  I don't think it will ever get old 
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  • MommyOfAMiracleMommyOfAMiracle member
    Why can't we ever be THAT lucky??

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  • Jay_CeeJay_Cee member
    I have been on TB waaaay too long. I remember each and every one of these posts.

    I read the fisting one while night nursing A. Good times.
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  • MommyOfAMiracleMommyOfAMiracle member
    mommy5point0 said:
    Her handle should have been Girth Vader. Side note, I'm a dispatcher and this BSC lady who heard things in her mind would call 911 all the time. One of my favorites was a 3 am call where she told me "It sounds like my neighbor is being fisted against her will." I had a good ol' time writing up that call and shipping it over.
    You're a 911 dispatcher?! I've ALWAYS wanted to do that, but just never knew how to get my foot in the door. That's so awesome. I'm a weirdy and listen a police scanner all day.

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  • mommy5point0mommy5point0 member
    MommyOfAMiracle said:


    mommy5point0 said:

    Her handle should have been Girth Vader.

    Side note, I'm a dispatcher and this BSC lady who heard things in her mind would call 911 all the time. One of my favorites was a 3 am call where she told me "It sounds like my neighbor is being fisted against her will."

    I had a good ol' time writing up that call and shipping it over.

    You're a 911 dispatcher?! I've ALWAYS wanted to do that, but just never knew how to get my foot in the door. That's so awesome. I'm a weirdy and listen a police scanner all day.


    Yep. 15 years. Not for the faint of heart.

    I don't answer my phone on my days off anymore.
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  • MommyOfAMiracleMommyOfAMiracle member
    mommy5point0 said:
    mommy5point0 said:
    Her handle should have been Girth Vader. Side note, I'm a dispatcher and this BSC lady who heard things in her mind would call 911 all the time. One of my favorites was a 3 am call where she told me "It sounds like my neighbor is being fisted against her will." I had a good ol' time writing up that call and shipping it over.
    You're a 911 dispatcher?! I've ALWAYS wanted to do that, but just never knew how to get my foot in the door. That's so awesome. I'm a weirdy and listen a police scanner all day.
    Yep. 15 years. Not for the faint of heart. I don't answer my phone on my days off anymore.

    I went to school to be an EMT and before that, I studied criminal justice in the interest of being a homicide detective. (I'm not as dark as I sound)

    Now i'm stuck doing medical billing/ revenue management. BOOOOORING.
    Now that i'm older, i'd much rather be on the phone than at the scene. How did you get into it?? So cool!

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  • erobbins09erobbins09 member
    Omg. Thank you. I am so in love with that post and the comments. As a FTM I would be so happy to see a thread you ladies can compile of gems like this). I hope I hope I hope we have some new ones like that on this board!! Please lawd!

    Extra love for the ladies that encouraged the fisting to continue (A sentence I had no intention of ever saying... Now I will look for more opportunities in the future).

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  • kaydahkaydah member
    Here's to hoping she didn't get pregnant. @-)
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  • StephPethStephPeth member
    Oh man...
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  • osumegsosumegs member
    A million thanks for making my day much better :)
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  • krysmillkrysmill member
    Omg this is to funny!
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  • erobbins09erobbins09 member
    I couldn't help it... I read that to my guy... He then cracked his knuckles and chased me into the other room saying we needed to "get ready for the baby." I dare him to try. His ass would become acquainted with a baseball bat.

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  • ambz06060ambz06060 member
    Snickl3fritz said:

    Here's to hoping she didn't get pregnant. @-)

    I was wondering if she ever did. Wow that was fun.


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  • Allie429Allie429 member
    I think I just threw up....
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  • chicagojackiechicagojackie member
    that is spectacular!! the best is that she wasn't even pregnant yet. does anyone know if she ever got KTFU? are we sure she knew how to get pregnant?? ;)
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  • Jensoprano82Jensoprano82 member
    This is hysterical!!! Thanks for making my husband and I laugh for five minutes straight!
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  • TheStormCloudAngelTheStormCloudAngel member
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    I'm dying lmao. We so need more stuff like this! =))
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  • reneamac313reneamac313 member
    Oh my goodness, she doesn't need to procreate.
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  • mikekayla0129mikekayla0129 member
    Whoever egged her on is the best. And to graduate to two? I don't think I can eat any more hotdogs after the hallway statement. Bahahaha
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  • tammynixxtammynixx member
    Oh I remember that thread. That was a great freakin day. Hilarious. Lol
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  • mamabumkinmamabumkin member
    Oh. My. Gawd!  LMFAO!! I can't believe that woman couldn't get the sarcasm.  It was like the female version of Sheldon from Big Bang Theory...lol 
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  • selly08selly08 member
    OMG =))
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  • MissEm15MissEm15 member
    Im crying at work, i'm laughing so hard.. and I've read like 10 posts hahahaha

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  • schnitz9schnitz9 member
    I actually liked the tagged thread in there with the girl who lurked in TTC.  She told them she liked to stop over there when she had bad MS to remind herself how lucky she was.  The rubbed it in that her hubby had supper sperm and she accidentally got preggers on her honeymoon.  That one was fun.  What a fucking idiot!
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