Saturday Spam/Randoms?

Re: Saturday Spam/Randoms?

• jorkz821 member

  August 2014

  loonylovejoy said:

  @jorkz821‌, the temps have totally fallen here this week too. It will be our first whole winter here, so I was really hoping for some more warm days

  Yeah, it looks like it might not make it above 75 here again, at least not in the next few weeks. Please don't snow!!

  SQUIRREL!!!
  
  
  
   

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Report1 Reply
• Loading the player...
• jesuisfatiguee member

  August 2014

  So I guess I'm dropping cash for a babysitter again tonight and meeting a bunch of Cute Dad's peeps at a BBQ at his house.
  
  I'm gonna need a lot of alcohol. But not so much I can't drive home. Tricky.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Report23 Reply
• jesuisfatiguee member

  August 2014

  thisisbread said:

  jesuisfatiguee said:

  So I guess I'm dropping cash for a babysitter again tonight and meeting a bunch of Cute Dad's peeps at a BBQ at his house.
  
  I'm gonna need a lot of alcohol. But not so much I can't drive home. Tricky.

  Obviously this would equal more cash, but could you cab it?

  He's 30 mins away in the boonies. It would be $100 or more, I think. I might call today just to be sure but yeah.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Report0 Reply
• littlestjerry member

  August 2014

  I just saw a bumper sticker that said "my other ride is your face." Gross, why the f would you put that on your car?
  
  Also, I went to walmart to get the 88 cent pregnancy tests I learned about on here and they're fucking locked up behind glass. I didn't think this walmart was in that bad of an area, but I guess I was wrong. I'm going to walk around an understaffed walmart begging someone to open up the pregnancy test vault? Nope.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  

                                       DS is 1DAF
  

  
  

  "I realize I say the word fuck a lot, and I'd like to apologize but I don't give a shit." -Lewis Black

  Report9 Reply
• jesuisfatiguee member

  August 2014

  Now that DS can walk, he MUST walk everywhere. Today in Trader Joe's we were walking to get a cart and he stopped to dance to the music. Amazing.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Report21 Reply
• jesuisfatiguee member

  August 2014

  *shakes fist at TLex's boobs*

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Report2 Reply
• [Deleted User] member

  August 2014

  The user and all related content has been deleted.

  Report7 Reply
• [Deleted User] member

  August 2014 edited August 2014

  The user and all related content has been deleted.

  Report0 Reply
• jesuisfatiguee member

  August 2014

  I have a lot of feels/opinions about people who avoid titles after a certain amount of time. My experiences have seldom ended up positive with that shit. We shall see

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Report2 Reply
• jesuisfatiguee member

  August 2014

  Omg JIT let it go!

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Report0 Reply
• [Deleted User] member

  August 2014 edited August 2014

  The user and all related content has been deleted.

  Report6 Reply
• Soxgirl07 member

  August 2014 edited August 2014

  Um, I just clicked on the screen time thread for some amusing snark. I hope nobody confuses me for her. I know I don't post much, but trust me, I know my way around Nick, Jr and Sprout.
  I think maybe I've seen her around TB somewhere else a long time ago. I remember being excited about the similar names and thinking, cool, maybe another Trot Nixon fan. Then being disappointed when the sanctimommy vibe reared its ugly head.

  Report22 Reply
• [Deleted User] member

  August 2014

  I'm on my way to meet a local IF support group for lunch. I'm so nervous. What if the don't like me? It's so hard making friends as an adult.

  Report13 Reply
• MrsT0514 member

  August 2014 edited August 2014

  Just got home from running errands. DS fell asleep on the way home and there was no waking him for lunch...Guess it'll be a late lunch when he wakes up.
  
  New microwave has been bought...now just waiting on DH to get home and carry said microwave in the house, bc my pregnant ass ain't doing it. Although it has occurred to me now that I cant havr my leftover chicken parm for lunch bc...no way to heat it. Oh well. Maybe I will make egg salad instead.

  

  Report2 Reply
• BluepointToasted member

  August 2014

  So yesterday I get a box in the mail from Walmart.com, knowing I haven't ordered anything from walmart. Open it up, it contains a single bottle of Elmer's glue. (Horribly excessive packaging Walmart, way to go). Anywho, the packing slip says the order is for some supply place in Brooklyn, but the shipping address is my name and address. Check my Walmart.com account, nothing has been ordered since 2011. Check my card, no charge for $.50 at Walmart either. How much more do I pursue this? Email to walmart? (Of course there is no phone #)

  

  Report3 Reply
• Unknown

  August 2014 edited August 2014

  This content has been removed.
• [Deleted User] member

  August 2014

  The user and all related content has been deleted.

  Report3 Reply
• [Deleted User] member

  August 2014 edited August 2014

  The user and all related content has been deleted.

  Report1 Reply
• NeneCakies member

  August 2014

  Commiseration for all potty trainers. We've barely started, just slowly working it into our routine but girlfriend likes to wipe with the tissue. So last night she had a tiny wee, I let her wipe, and she knows to throw the tissue in the big toilet. So she extends her arm to drop the used tissue in the toilet, and then promptly stuffs the tissue in her mouth. IN HER MOUTH. God, she's gross. 

  
  

  Happy Saturday!

  

  
  

  
   

  Report16 Reply
• MrsT0514 member

  August 2014

  @uconnhuskie007‌ nah, no toaster oven here. We just have a microwave or regular toaster. Space is limited for us, so there's really no room for any other appliances on the counters.
  
  BTW, how are you doing? You dont need to go into detail of you're not comfortable doing so. Sorry if I missed an update...I know you were in a rough spot a while ago. I hope circumstances have improved for you.

  

  Report5 Reply
• MrsT0514 member

  August 2014

  LOL @NeneCakies‌ that is grossly hilarious. Toddlers are pretty disgusting creatures.

  

  Report1 Reply
• NeneCakies member

  August 2014

  My dreams of having an inherently pristine and germ-avoidant toddler have been dashed. 

  
  

  So we stayed up late to watch the movie Her last night. I must have said "this movie is soooo loooong" 3 times in the last hour of the show and it finally ended some 4 hours later. That movie is totally 6 hours long I swear to baby kittens. But ScarJo makes me think of SleepyJesus and the DTR convo. And if he doesn't act right, I think we all know who to send mystery bottles of Walmart glue to now don't we. I have hope it will not be necessary though. 

  
  

  
  

  

  
  

  
   

  Report1 Reply
• NeneCakies member

  August 2014

  uconnhuskie007 good luck with the house viewing. Perhaps a new environment will do everyone some good along with the therapy, like a fresh start maybe. Creepy landscaper not included!

  

  
  

  
   

  Report7 Reply
• MrsT0514 member

  August 2014

  Why does my kid have to be awake from his nap already? An hour and a half?? Thats it?? Yesterday and the day before he naps for almost 3 hrs....today thats cut in half. Meh. I want more of a break!! And damn it DH why does there always have to be something broken that you need to fix?

  

  Report0 Reply
• jesuisfatiguee member

  August 2014

  DS is playing with my phone charger. I should probably stop him...

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Report1 Reply
• angelashly member

  August 2014

  jesuisfatiguee said:

  I have a lot of feels/opinions about people who avoid titles after a certain amount of time. My experiences have seldom ended up positive with that shit. We shall see

  Are these friends you've met already? If not see how he introduces you. Also how he acts with you around his friends is telling too

  
  

  
  
  

  Report10 Reply
• BluepointToasted member

  August 2014

  Free shipping on the glue guys. 4 cents sales tax.
  
  As far as the potty training thing goes, ds has thrown his shorts in the toilet before so matter-of-factly I couldn't even say anything. I am sure he thought he was doing me a favor

  

  Report10 Reply
• littlestjerry member

  August 2014

  I have a massive headache, but I'm afraid to take Excedrin because what if I'm pregnant, even though the odds are slim. So then I feel like a loser for being nervous about it. My head, both literally and figuratively, needs to act right.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  

                                       DS is 1DAF
  

  
  

  "I realize I say the word fuck a lot, and I'd like to apologize but I don't give a shit." -Lewis Black

  Report0 Reply
• jesuisfatiguee member

  August 2014

  angelashly said:

  jesuisfatiguee said:

  I have a lot of feels/opinions about people who avoid titles after a certain amount of time. My experiences have seldom ended up positive with that shit. We shall see

  Are these friends you've met already? If not see how he introduces you. Also how he acts with you around his friends is telling too

  No, I haven't met any of his friends yet. He has mentioned his best friend asking if I even exist because nobody has met me yet lol. I'm not trying to say that the relationship is doomed, I'm just a little annoyed and a little cautious. Let me be clear he doesn't know I'm annoyed, though.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Report6 Reply
• jesuisfatiguee member

  August 2014

  I'm laughing at the image of jAp taking M into a bar for one shot of tequila
  
  Please to snap adorable pics of yourselves and your babies, guys!

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Report19 Reply
• [Deleted User] member

  August 2014

  Ok so I don't think anyone hates me.

  Report23 Reply
• jesuisfatiguee member

  August 2014 edited August 2014

  guiltypleasures said:

  Ok so I don't think anyone hates me.

  And really, how could they?
  
  
  Eta the exclamation point was a bit much.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Report10 Reply
• angelashly member

  August 2014

  jesuisfatiguee said:

  angelashly said:

  jesuisfatiguee said:

  I have a lot of feels/opinions about people who avoid titles after a certain amount of time. My experiences have seldom ended up positive with that shit. We shall see

  Are these friends you've met already? If not see how he introduces you. Also how he acts with you around his friends is telling too

  No, I haven't met any of his friends yet. He has mentioned his best friend asking if I even exist because nobody has met me yet lol. I'm not trying to say that the relationship is doomed, I'm just a little annoyed and a little cautious. Let me be clear he doesn't know I'm annoyed, though.

  That means he talks about you a lot which means you are special to him.
  
  
  

  
  

  
  
  

  Report14 Reply
• [Deleted User] member

  August 2014

  I had fun. We talked about a lot of things that I never feel comfortable talking about anywhere else.

  Report17 Reply
• angelashly member

  August 2014

  I'm so glad @guiltypleasures‌ I hope it continues to help

  
  

  
  
  

  Report4 Reply
• angelashly member

  August 2014

  I went grocery shopping and got triscuits and cheese to go with my wine for dinner. Is it dinner time yet?

  
  

  
  
  

  Report7 Reply
• jesuisfatiguee member

  August 2014

  @angelashly‌ it could simply mean people inquire about his love life and he tells them he's seeing me, but I'm just gonna go with what you said

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Report4 Reply
• Unknown

  August 2014

  This content has been removed.
• Unknown

  August 2014

  This content has been removed.
• [Deleted User] member

  August 2014

  
  

  jesuisfatiguee said:

  @angelashly‌ it could simply mean people inquire about his love life and he tells them he's seeing me, but I'm just gonna go with what you said

  If I wasn't serious about someone I wouldn't tell my friends about them even if they asked a lot of questions.
  

  Report13 Reply