I'll start- WTF am I doing awake??! SO left at 0430 and I can't sleep since then- it's windy here, so the creepy noises aren't helping. I have to work at 8 and lord knows it's going to be a shitty day if I dont get back to sleep until at least 7. Ugh.
Re: Where tha F is the WTF Wednesday?
But he better not be whiny and hungover at our A/S today!

<p align="center"Thanks! I was hoping someone better at this stuff would have a better idea. Great now I need to figure out how to best tell MH we need a new one.

<p align="center"WTF(fudge, I don't curse at my unborn)..my dearest 19 week old munchkin poo...love of my life. WHY must you take a lil something from mommies favorite list of things to eat. Why can't mommy have her supreme pizza...I mean you didn't smell the onions and bell peppers cooking you just tasted them later. I can give up a lot of things for you but there is a line...we need to discuss this. I don't think that mommy could take if took away anything else.
Did I mention mommy loves you and is not a selfish person...she just has needs too.
WTF dr's office, just call me back already and let me know girl or boy (and that everything is healthy)!
WTF, seriously?
WTF to myself for breaking a mercury thermometer yesterday. Not a small personal one, but a huge 2-foot lab one. I immediately backed away and someone else cleaned it, but I am worried my OB is going to want to test for it at my appointment this afternoon. Then, I will have to actually file it with work and our HR manager is a complete douche about that stuff. We are a manufacturing company - accidents are going to happen, regardless of how safe you are being.