smartass bitches!!!

mysavinggrace · August 2014

To all you smartass bitches who think they know it all and only advice is smartassed or go ask your pedi fuck you! Go ask your pedi what makes you a fucking bitch to other woman who ask and give advice to there best. I do ask my pedi about everything before i try it. And excuse me for asking about ear piercing i didn't know there was other threads about it i told you fuckers i was new and still learning about the site so thank you for making me feel so welcomed into your stupid ass site really appreciate it. I thought this was to give and share best advice "go ask your pedi" is a duh thing of course you do but you want to see what other moms do too and see what worked for them. As for the cereal thread i GOT the IDEA from my mom and mil and asked my pedi he said it was fine to try it and see how it works so i did it worked good for her reflux i give it to her at night so she won't spit up or throw up in her sleep cause it terrifies me at the thought of her getting choked not because i want her to sleep longer or whatever you think fyi she has slept thru the night since born anyway without it. The girl said she was gonna ask her pedi so i didn't feel i needed to say what she already knew to do. So excuse me for even coming on here i didn't know everybody from everywhere was so fucking rude guess i was wrong!!!! To the few that isn't a smartass bitch this isn't for you but to the majority FUCK OFF!!!

lest12 · August 2014

QFP

mysavinggrace said:
To all you smartass bitches who think they know it all and only advice is smartassed or go ask your pedi fuck you! Go ask your pedi what makes you a fucking bitch to other woman who ask and give advice to there best. I do ask my pedi about everything before i try it. And excuse me for asking about ear piercing i didn't know there was other threads about it i told you fuckers i was new and still learning about the site so thank you for making me feel so welcomed into your stupid ass site really appreciate it. I thought this was to give and share best advice "go ask your pedi" is a duh thing of course you do but you want to see what other moms do too and see what worked for them. As for the cereal thread i GOT the IDEA from my mom and mil and asked my pedi he said it was fine to try it and see how it works so i did it worked good for her reflux i give it to her at night so she won't spit up or throw up in her sleep cause it terrifies me at the thought of her getting choked not because i want her to sleep longer or whatever you think fyi she has slept thru the night since born anyway without it. The girl said she was gonna ask her pedi so i didn't feel i needed to say what she already knew to do. So excuse me for even coming on here i didn't know everybody from everywhere was so fucking rude guess i was wrong!!!! To the few that isn't a smartass bitch this isn't for you but to the majority FUCK OFF!!!

diagonalley · August 2014

Oh good, now you understand how our board works

curlylocks3 · August 2014

snuff9861 said:
Let's just skip to the inevitable parts:

We're bullies, you feel sorry for our husbands and children, we need to find something better to do then attack the (idiot) newbs and we're horrible bitches who should set a better example for our children.

Did I leave anything out?

BINGO!!!!

ElTrain5 · August 2014

snuff9861 said:
Let's just skip to the inevitable parts:

We're bullies, you feel sorry for our husbands and children, we need to find something better to do then attack the (idiot) newbs and we're horrible bitches who should set a better example for our children.

Did I leave anything out?

And the police/FBI/CIA/NCIS/Tom Cruise have been notified of our behavior.

Damnliz · August 2014

Just wow.... And you sound like you're 16. That's all.

JNerd · August 2014

Passes around the popcorn and super nibs.
This should be entertaining.
@mysavinggrace‌ please come back and play. A GBCB should have at least 1 retaliation.

curlylocks3 · August 2014

@jnerd what is a super nib? I'm fascinated and imagining all sorts of yumminess while I await my Chipotle.

chickpea912 · August 2014

I've been on my feet in the kitchen baking eleventy hundred cupcakes (okay, 60, but who's counting), sit down for a second to catch up on TB, and whoa nelly. I don't even know who did what but I feel like someone just whipped around me a dozen times. I'm feelingm dizzy!

OP. Just.... never mind. I got nothing.

Back to whip up some icing.

babyglo350 · August 2014

And this is why I should put my baby down and play on TB! I always miss the good stuff!!!! Bahaha

mysavinggrace · August 2014

I think it's hilarious the most that i act like i'm 16 when picking on the new person was a thing ppl did in school lol idc not looking for a pity party just wondering why when i ask things ppl has to get smart when other ppl asks questions about same kind of shit. Idk makes no since to me. Where i live is full of drama so i thought i could get away on here guess i'll go back to my own drama filled land ooo well bitches!!

elsa1688 · August 2014

Oh.

nicolemcm · August 2014

ermagherd popcorn required

JNerd · August 2014

mysavinggrace said:
I think it's hilarious the most that i act like i'm 16 when picking on the new person was a thing ppl did in school lol idc not looking for a pity party just wondering why when i ask things ppl has to get smart when other ppl asks questions about same kind of shit. Idk makes no since to me. Where i live is full of drama so i thought i could get away on here guess i'll go back to my own drama filled land ooo well bitches!!

Qfp

curlylocks3 · August 2014

mysavinggrace said:
I think it's hilarious the most that i act like i'm 16 when picking on the new person was a thing ppl did in school lol idc not looking for a pity party just wondering why when i ask things ppl has to get smart when other ppl asks questions about same kind of shit. Idk makes no since to me. Where i live is full of drama so i thought i could get away on here guess i'll go back to my own drama filled land ooo well bitches!!

No one picked on you because you were new. We were confused about numerous things, such as your claim that your child's belly button was an open black hole into their stomach.

JNerd · August 2014

Jinx @snuff9861‌

ElTrain5 · August 2014

@nicolemcm‌ SOLID next generation gif!

curlylocks3 said:

mysavinggrace said:
I think it's hilarious the most that i act like i'm 16 when picking on the new person was a thing ppl did in school lol idc not looking for a pity party just wondering why when i ask things ppl has to get smart when other ppl asks questions about same kind of shit. Idk makes no since to me. Where i live is full of drama so i thought i could get away on here guess i'll go back to my own drama filled land ooo well bitches!!
No one picked on you because you were new. We were confused about numerous things, such as your claim that your child's belly button was an open black hole into their stomach.

So. Tired. Please. Link.

rainbowdashh · August 2014

The lack of punctuation is killing me!

Why R u guise so mean?! U dum bitches xXxxxxX

nicolemcm · August 2014

ElTrain5 said:

@nicolemcm‌ SOLID next generation gif!
I think it's hilarious the most that i act like i'm 16 when picking on the new person was a thing ppl did in school lol idc not looking for a pity party just wondering why when i ask things ppl has to get smart when other ppl asks questions about same kind of shit. Idk makes no since to me. Where i live is full of drama so i thought i could get away on here guess i'll go back to my own drama filled land ooo well bitches!!
No one picked on you because you were new. We were confused about numerous things, such as your claim that your child's belly button was an open black hole into their stomach.
So. Tired. Please. Link.

ask and you shall receive

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/comment/83446808/#Comment_83446808

rainbowdashh · August 2014

Also, this thread is the best birthday present ever.

mysavinggrace · August 2014

Google open belly button turned out its normal just an innie its not a black hole its just a little bit open

diagonalley · August 2014

StrawberryDreams219 said:

mysavinggrace said:

I think it's hilarious the most that i act like i'm 16 when picking on the new person was a thing ppl did in school lol idc not looking for a pity party just wondering why when i ask things ppl has to get smart when other ppl asks questions about same kind of shit. Idk makes no since to me. Where i live is full of drama so i thought i could get away on here guess i'll go back to my own drama filled land ooo well bitches!!

Jenelle is that you?!

I think she had a boy

rainbowdashh · August 2014

.

Learn to use one.

JNerd · August 2014

@mysavinggrace TB=/= google or yahoo questions. Just a friendly FYI.
You may also find this helpful: https://m.dummies.com/how-to/content/placing-proper-punctuation0.html

curlylocks3 · August 2014

mysavinggrace said:
Google open belly button turned out its normal just an innie its not a black hole its just a little bit open

I don't need Google to tell me that your baby's belly button wasn't "still open". I was confused as to why you thought it was.

elsa1688 · August 2014

merie412 said:
How the hell does an innie belly button look like it still hasn't closed? Last time I checked, not a single belly button I've ever seen gives the appearance of a gaping wound, which is what and "open" belly button would qualify as.

IKR?! How does that even work??!

RedMar · August 2014

Babycenter called, they want their crazy back.

stephpaez · August 2014

...I miss all the good stuff!!! Lol!!

nunzchucks · August 2014

I was here just love titting everything. Like @amberatkins8‌, I've been waiting for this meltdown sine post 1.

otter1103 · August 2014

Holy crap! I've been waiting to dye my hair for 6 weeks, finally get the chance and miss this! I'm just clicking love tits all along the way while I catch up on this.

My salty hoes

TunieBee · August 2014

Ha!

nunzchucks · August 2014

"Everybody from everywhere [is] so fucking rude" is one of the funniest things I've read in awhile.

Sorry...drunk and still reliving this amazing meltdown.

roadspeckle · August 2014

I'm dying over here. Just read the other convo. "An open belly button? What does that even mean?" Lmao!

JmeJoLee83 · August 2014

Being a "smart ass bitch" is a bad thing?

tbmadeamistake · August 2014

This post is the icing on top of my "the baby slept from 8pm to 4am" cake. Thank you.

steprozz · August 2014

ah what the fuck. the one night I decide to go to sleep when the boys do. that's what I get for passing out at 9 pm without checking TB first.

but what a great thread to wake up to

LindsayDesigner · August 2014

I'm going to let Tim Gunn's face express my feelings on the matter:

jenlynne0624 · August 2014

Oh man. How badly I wanted to edit this with a red pen kept me reading the comments, but the nibs, chipotle references and gossip girl gifs made it so much better.
I may just be dumb, or sleep deprived today, but what are qfp, mud, and ae representative of?

jenlynne0624 · August 2014

@Babywear‌ that makes so much sense. Four hours of sleep gotten in two two hour chunks was not letting me think of multi syllable words like "posterity"

flerlgirl · August 2014

DS doesn't have a bellybutton.

That's all I've got for this one.

k2k2tog · August 2014

This was just what I needed this morning.

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