Lol well I have a sense of humor. I swear I'm not a Pervy old man! Just a crazy ass pregnant girl apparently. 39 and 5 with my first child. A boy. 11 years with my husband. Registered nurse. I should've introduced myself that's for sure. Sorry. Maybe Word vomit is a pregnancy symptom?
I love that someone posted a squirtle gif btw. I know who my Pokemon alter ego is now!!! Lol and I thought my new boobs made me jiggly puff. Squirtle squirt!!!
Before baby, we stopped having it probably about 2-3 weeks before she was born. I gave H a hand the other day and I got so horny, but am at the no sex stage here post delivery.
Dumb FTM question here: I know you can't have sex for a little bit.. but you can still give yourself a hand, right? Orgasms aren't forbidden, right?
If they're forbidden I'm in BIG trouble!
Not entirely sure. I know penetration is not recommended for 6 weeks or so. DH offered a hand whenever I feel ready for it. I'm still a little tender from my tear, so we'll wait a little bit.
Nothing in the vagina until the doc clears you. There's a giant gaping wound where your placenta used to be attached. That needs to close and it takes time. Putting anything in your vagina before that heals is a great way to end up with a uterine infection.
Re: Sex
First BFP: 12/16/13
EDD: 08/23/14
Baby BOY born: 08/29/14
Nothing in the vagina until the doc clears you. There's a giant gaping wound where your placenta used to be attached. That needs to close and it takes time. Putting anything in your vagina before that heals is a great way to end up with a uterine infection.