Worse name you've ever heard

klt2015 · August 2014

I came across a family who named their child "Xpinsive". The father explained that they chose this name so that when guys tried to pick up on her, "They'd already know".

Emily&Dayton · August 2014

Zarah. Not that's it's a bad name, but the mother was already named Sarah.. Lol.

kristinkc555 · August 2014

I watched a show where this lady named her boys A'king & A'knight

redneckmomma25 · August 2014

Worst name I've heard is Urhiness.

kdawn0713 · August 2014

I spoke to someone once who named their son Satin, but pronounced it Satan...

AdventurelandMermaid · August 2014

redneckmomma25 said:
Worst name I've heard is Urhiness.

We have a student at school named Yourhighness...thought he was the only one out there...lol.

parrothd · August 2014

My grandad knew someone he went to school with called Ebenezer Shuttlebum. True story.

n0soup4u · August 2014

Ivana humpalot

nursemom83 · August 2014

Nevaeh

parrothd · August 2014

redneckmomma25 said:
Worst name I've heard is Urhiness.

When I was reading that, I thought it sounded like someone trying to say Urinals!!

redneckmomma25 · August 2014

parrothd said:
My grandad knew someone he went to school with called Ebenezer Shuttlebum. True story.

I'd name my kid Ebenezer before I'd name him half the stuff people come up with today.

BabiesEverywhere · August 2014

A teacher friend had twin boys in her class named Malcolm & Ja'Malcolm. Both names are fine on their own. But for twins? Come on, people.

AggieDaner · August 2014

Before someone even tries, let's point out that La-a, lemonjello, female, and chlamydia are urban legends. No, your nurse friend had never seen those. You can check the Social Security website.

fitfam20 · August 2014

Myhonesty - just heard it last week actually.

jennme · August 2014

Someone named their child Krimson Tide

parrothd · August 2014

JenniferHudson said:
Someone named their child Krimson Tide

Are you serious??!! OMG -poor child!!

klmcguire · August 2014

JenniferHudson said:

Someone named their child Krimson Tide

Come on, don't we all love Alabama Football.. Not that much.

karboss · August 2014

As a teacher I've seen some doozies. We used to have a contest to see which teacher had the most unusual name on the class list at the beginning of the year. I didn't have him but another teacher had Nimrodd. That's not a joke. I called him Rodd. I couldn't say his real name with a straight face.

There was also a child in my school with the name Jonny. Adorable name. Love it. But his last name was Walker. Yea. Jonny Walker. The kid was always in trouble and he was always being called down to the office. Poor kid.

Why would some parents do that?!?

be888 · August 2014

Fen.way and/or names listed by people a few threads down this page.

alicia&eric1016 · August 2014

Radiance, Caress, Raydon, Donot (pronounced DA-NOT)..

Munchkin42015 · August 2014

North--- North West

Also, back home "Hogg" is a very prominent name and there was a set of twins born to this name. I am not kidding you, these two girls' names were "Imma" and "Ura".

redneckmomma25 · August 2014

I think the social security office should be able to reject names.

CynthiaC1213 · August 2014

The worst tht I've ever met in person is Trackson. I'm not even sure if that's the right spelling, but it's pronounced like Jackson.

BabiesEverywhere · August 2014

mirandaschultheis said:

North--- North West Also, back home "Hogg" is a very prominent name and there was a set of twins born to this name. I am not kidding you, these two girls' names were "Imma" and "Ura".

I'm also from that area and even went on field trips to the Hogg homestead when I was a kid. Ima really was their daughter but Ura is a myth

n0soup4u · August 2014

These parents must be drunk when they named their kids. Poor children. Some of them are making me LOL tho!

lindsayanne14 · August 2014

redneckmomma25 said:

I think the social security office should be able to reject names.

@redneckmomma25 if we lived in New Zealand, they can!

https://www.cnn.com/2013/05/01/world/asia/new-zealand-stange-baby-names/

edit to make link clicky

lindsayanne14 · August 2014

I work in a school and there a lot of strange names. We had a Chardonnae once, which was bad! The worst by far was a girl whose name was spelled Just'us (pronounced Justice) when I inquired about the unique spelling she told me her mom did it because her dad left them when mom was pregnant and from then on it was "Just us"...for reals!

CKL2414 · August 2014

I went to high school with a girl named Ana Rhexic . Ridiculously true.

kayneg924 · August 2014

My sisters mil worked at a school and had a group of siblings named: Harley Davidson, Destinys Child and my personal favorite...Summers Eve. Poor kids

Mom2bois85 · August 2014

My friend met a guy in a bar named Rance. (Like Lance) All I could think of was rancid. Poor guy

Edit forgot to add, his last name, Roundy

ElizabethSwann · August 2014

Bear Blu Silverstone

habenly · August 2014

There was a lady named Cinema that used to work with my aunt... But this was in Africa.

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lcole08 · August 2014

I graduated with a Christopher Robin - he hated his name.
I am working on a project with someone at work named William Williams.

dana1047 · August 2014

Bama girl here!

It was just on the news about Krimson Tide & his sister, Alleigh Bama...seriously =(

klt2015 · August 2014

I went to school with someone named Tequila, as well as a Philip Phillips.

I knew a social worker who was assigned to a kid named Udaman...... because he's the man.

FitMom3510 · August 2014

Blue Ivy and Robert Robertson. Also I second some of the names I have seen posted here in a few threads down are a little out there

MagalinaH · August 2014

I had a student once named Ecstasy. I also worked with a guy named Braxton after the Braxton hicks contractions his mom had.

marcia87 · August 2014

These are by far the worse for me RoQuinique and Chiquita

AggieDaner · August 2014

Audrey1787 said:

RHoPA1109 said:

andertrr said:

When I taught in the detroit area, there were two twins named oranjello and lemonjello. No Joke.

No there wasn't.

Not saying there was but won't the SS office only report names if there are 5 or more occurrences of that name? I should go back and click on the link on the first page...

ETA: just kidding there isn't a ss link. And I'm not googling it because I don't care enough. Carry on.

but that's just it, everybody has a story about having personally met or having a friend who personally met one of the people with those names. It's clearly not true, because there would be hundreds of those people running around and you could easily find the names on the SS website. You can look on Snopes, they cover it pretty well too.

abc829 · August 2014

My friend is a social worker and got assigned to a lady who named her daughter Obamaniqua

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