Monday B-Fest

JustCricket · August 2014

1983lindsey said:

My car got pooped on by what appears to be an entire flock of birds this morning while I was driving to work. I could hear poop after poop landing on my poor car. When I tried to wash off the windshield with wiper fluid, this horrid smell of bird poop starting coming through the vents and almost made me throw up while driving to work. SO GROSS!!!!

and I also thought of these guys

sorry about the asshole birds

Marchie1214 · August 2014

suitern said:
Internal exams that cause contractions-I should have just declined the check, but my damn curiousity got the best of me since they told me I should be checked after getting out of L&D several weeks ago to see if all my contractions were causing changes. The good news, they aren't...the bad news, I have contractions and alot of them....

Internals do this to me every time. I keep saying I will refuse because dilation doesn't mean anything, but I get really curious.

Daisy1232 · August 2014

JeremiahsBabe said:

My fricken cat pooped on the floor in the bathroom literally one foot from his litter box and he peed on a bag in our bedroom. Love waking up to that shit then puking my guts out from the smell. And his box just got fresh litter a couple days ago but apparently DH hasn't scooped it out since then (this is his one cleaning job) So irritated.

My cat peed in my PACKED hospital bag!!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrr.....

hizah05 · August 2014

Daisy1232 said:

JeremiahsBabe said:

My fricken cat pooped on the floor in the bathroom literally one foot from his litter box and he peed on a bag in our bedroom. Love waking up to that shit then puking my guts out from the smell. And his box just got fresh litter a couple days ago but apparently DH hasn't scooped it out since then (this is his one cleaning job) So irritated.

My cat peed in my PACKED hospital bag!!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrr.....

Neither of these cats would have a home anymore if they belonged to me.
Sorry to both of you for dealing with that!

rebennett06 · August 2014

Pregnancy brain...not only is it making it near impossible for me to get any work done....but I put my underwear on backwards today. And even worse- it took me 4 trips to the bathroom before I realized. My main question is though- Does anyone know if wearing your underwear backwards is a sign of labor???

ashaw512 · August 2014

jwhipple05 said:
I was told by my dr today that he doesn't want me going anywhere, even shopping!!! (

Online shopping works too! It's just not as fun

MrsLaLaBug · August 2014

GingerGiraffe said:

Damasked said:

"Am I in labor?" is obviously the hot new question. Let me look into my crystal ball to see when each of our babies will be born...

I see a lot of this happening for the next 8ish weeks. It's like the return of the "look at this profile picture of my baby and tell me if it's a boy or girl" posts.

we need a REALLY good magic 8-ball GIF for this shit.

amom2four · August 2014

I Agree with all of you!!!! Too much to quote, it would take all day.

anewadventure · August 2014

starmile said:

DH is working like a maniac still and hasn't had a day off since we got back from our CA babymoon in early July (literally he has worked every single day since then, and most of them are LONG days. Like over 90hrs last week alone.) It's stressing me out and honestly it's really pissing me off too. I know it doesn't do any good to get mad at him over it but I miss him, and knowing that these are our last couple of weeks as just us (11 days, really, as my Mom arrives on the 22nd) makes it really frustrating that he spends all his time at work. /rant.

90 hours?!?! now i have to do math to see how many hours are actually in a week. yikes. i feel for you. why is he working so much?

niclaren · August 2014

I'm getting annoyed over the dumbest of things.

--DH's grandma keeps buying "baby clothes" that she finds on sale, but almost all of them have been for around 18 months old and it continues to drive me crazy. Not to mention, she is the type of person who needs constant reassurance of my approval, so I have to spend about 5 minutes gushing over every single thing she buys the baby (even if I can clearly see the $1.50 clearance price tag from K-mart). I know, I'm a terrible person.

--My maternity pants are starting to struggle. I am 37weeks this Wednesday and am getting worried that I will have nothing to wear for these last 3 weeks. Yoga pants and maxi-dresses it is!

kmbk27 · August 2014

It makes me irrationally stabby that I have to change my passwords at work next week. By the time I have somewhat of a grip on the new ones I'll be on maternity leave, and when I get back in November I will have to remember what I changed them to only to change them again.

AccioPizza · August 2014

My bitch? It's my last week of babysitting, and naturally this is the week they've asked me to help potty-train the three year old.

... it's not going very well.

ashaw512 · August 2014

AccioPizza said:
My bitch? It's my last week of babysitting, and naturally this is the week they've asked me to help potty-train the three year old.

... it's not going very well.

DD and I watched a potty training video this morning and she decided after watching it she needed to go pee then didn't want to wear her diaper. So I told her I would be upset if she peed in the floor but I let her go without her pull-up anyway. About 20 minutes later and me asking her three times if she needed to go to the potty and her saying no, she pooped in her room, on the floor. I gaged every second of cleaning it up and she walked in her room and said "mamma, eww" and pointed to the big pile of shit I was cleaning. Of course I couldn't get mad bc she had the sweetest look on her face but it still makes me want to rip my hair out, and she's worn her pull-up since then.

NClady89 · August 2014

Im so tired today (which I am most days) the past week has been better but today I feel exhausted. I'm ready to have my body back to myself. I want LO to stay in until he's healthy,ready to make an appearance, and I will miss him wiggling but I'm tired of being this tired.
I do actually know that I will still be tired when he comes but I think it's probably a different tired. I hope you ladies get what I mean lol.

CplusJ=S · August 2014

Damasked said:
"Am I in labor?" is obviously the hot new question. Let me look into my crystal ball to see when each of our babies will be born...

I am already irrationally annoyed by all the mucous plug talk and "Am I in labor?" or "Will I be in labor soon?" questions. My crystal ball says I'm going to be taking a bump break very soon.

AccioPizza · August 2014

ambershaw512 said:

My bitch? It's my last week of babysitting, and naturally this is the week they've asked me to help potty-train the three year old.

... it's not going very well.
DD and I watched a potty training video this morning and she decided after watching it she needed to go pee then didn't want to wear her diaper. So I told her I would be upset if she peed in the floor but I let her go without her pull-up anyway. About 20 minutes later and me asking her three times if she needed to go to the potty and her saying no, she pooped in her room, on the floor. I gaged every second of cleaning it up and she walked in her room and said "mamma, eww" and pointed to the big pile of shit I was cleaning. Of course I couldn't get mad bc she had the sweetest look on her face but it still makes me want to rip my hair out, and she's worn her pull-up since then.

Yikes!!! @Ambershaw512, that sucks bad =-(

brittneyandadam · August 2014

Damasked said:
"Am I in labor?" is obviously the hot new question. Let me look into my crystal ball to see when each of our babies will be born...

Ummmm, plz and thank you.

rebennett06 · August 2014

My dr office. Ran tests last week for preeclampsia, including the 24 hour test as well as my group b strep. So of course, they call at 4:58 today, I miss the call, and can't get ahold of anyone. Message was just "Call us back as soon as you have a second"....No dang it just tell me!!!! Doesn't help that I have been having contractions for about 24 hours regularly now and feel like crap so I really want to talk to one of them!!!

Marchie1214 · August 2014

Also, I'm over people asking stupid questions they could easily just google.

nilvero · August 2014

Despite having insomnia every night since forever, my body decided last night it would get some rest. My bitch? It made waking up when my alarm went off at 5:45 this morning that much harder!

Oh and all the people saying wow you are so small today at work you sure you're due next month can go f themselves. Yes I am due next month and I'm measuring just fine!

Also, telling me that the reason I want the cookie and the piece of cake (we had a luncheon from the church that sponsors our school) is because I'm pregnant is just idiotic. I'd want a cookie and a piece of cake even if I wasn't pregnant!

conradraging · August 2014

Omfg the belching.

mrsdanielleM2010 · August 2014

This bitch goes out to the window subcontractor, who promised me 3-5 weeks on July 18th.

Called today for an update because this is week 4, and was told that installation will not be scheduled until September 15? That's more than 5 weeks, assholes.

I sicced angry DH on them, and they will either make this right, or we're getting our money back so DH and his father can install windows themselves. We only used the subcontractor because it was supposed to be FAST. Grrrrrrr.

tatorhead328 · August 2014

rebennett06 said:

My dr office. Ran tests last week for preeclampsia, including the 24 hour test as well as my group b strep. So of course, they call at 4:58 today, I miss the call, and can't get ahold of anyone. Message was just "Call us back as soon as you have a second"....No dang it just tell me!!!! Doesn't help that I have been having contractions for about 24 hours regularly now and feel like crap so I really want to talk to one of them!!!

I'm currently going through my 24 hour test, too.

Hope you get good news!!

SingleMom31 · August 2014

My sister is a hot mess. I had to go to my mom's yesterday, and she was there. She was acting like she'd never seen a toddler before. She kept trying to get DD to say Aunt K***** and then was all put out when she said mama and held onto me, so she started sticking stuff in her face instead. I finally said something about how DD will warm up way faster if she isn't in her face, and she blamed it on me for not socializing her more. Um, she only says about a dozen words and you've seen her four times in her life, so yes, I'd expect mama to be on the list and not Aunt K*****.

conradraging · August 2014

My current bitch isn't really a bitch, it's probably a UO but I'm not waiting until Thursday.

I think the "how will that name sound on a resume?!" argument for names is really, really stupid. Mostly because it is overused and now, there are so many brow-raising names out there that by the time out LOs are applying for jobs, there will be so many freakin weird names out there and the people interviewing them would probably also have those types of names.

Like yes, if they are really bad names, I get what people are saying, but the resume thing is not the reason.

Katelstewart7 · August 2014

My best friend at work had to quit yesterday due to other people bullying her and being too stressed out. So now I'm ready to just stop work until labor because it's gonna suck working without her. Plus I'm super uncomfortable all the time, I eat Tums for every meal, my hips are broken I swear, and I'm full of gas that makes me hurt. Is it baby time yet?!?

trebekastan · August 2014

Katelstewart7 said:

My best friend at work had to quit yesterday due to other people bullying her and being too stressed out. So now I'm ready to just stop work until labor because it's gonna suck working without her. Plus I'm super uncomfortable all the time, I eat Tums for every meal, my hips are broken I swear, and I'm full of gas that makes me hurt. Is it baby time yet?!?

How does one bully a grown ass woman to the point of her quitting?

Katelstewart7 · August 2014

It's a snake pit. Gotta have tough skin. Bitchy girls rather than grown women lol.

GeminiJordan · August 2014

My bitch fit is dedicated to my SIL who was told not to feed DS oreos in my car while on our way to drop her off and get DS's picture taken, her lovely response you might ask? "I'm his aunt, I have rights" and shoved a cookie in his face...I wanted to hit her pretty badly not gonna lie.

mrsdanielleM2010 · August 2014

Katelstewart7 said:
It's a snake pit. Gotta have tough skin. Bitchy girls rather than grown women lol.

Qfp

mrsdanielleM2010 · August 2014

starmile said:

katalina86 said:

mrsdanielleM2010 said:

It's a snake pit. Gotta have tough skin. Bitchy girls rather than grown women lol.
Qfp

I think she was referring to her co-workers the "bullied" her friend...

Yeah I was really confused when I saw this on mobile. Had to log on on my computer to make sure she wasn't talking about us!

Thanks girls. I was mobile and didn't get it. This is why we need to have quote trees, dang it.

AccioPizza · August 2014

GeminiJordan said:

My bitch fit is dedicated to my SIL who was told not to feed DS oreos in my car while on our way to drop her off and get DS's picture taken, her lovely response you might ask? "I'm his aunt, I have rights" and shoved a cookie in his face...I wanted to hit her pretty badly not gonna lie.

QUOTE BOX FAIL:

"I'm his aunt, I have rights?" Answer: "Well, as long as we're making shit up, "I have the 'right' to smack anyone who disobeys my direct instructions about feeding my child." LOL. What a jerk. How did you react? @GeminiJordan?

trebekastan · August 2014

AccioPizza said:

GeminiJordan said:

My bitch fit is dedicated to my SIL who was told not to feed DS oreos in my car while on our way to drop her off and get DS's picture taken, her lovely response you might ask? "I'm his aunt, I have rights" and shoved a cookie in his face...I wanted to hit her pretty badly not gonna lie.

QUOTE BOX FAIL:

"I'm his aunt, I have rights?" Answer: "Well, as long as we're making shit up, "I have the 'right' to smack anyone who disobeys my direct instructions about feeding my child." LOL. What a jerk. How did you react? @GeminiJordan?

All I think of is this when I read this:

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