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eyenigh
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The latest edition of "I never thought I'd have to say these words"
eyenigh
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Today I had to tell Alexander "No, we don't bite the plantation shutters." A few seconds goes by and "No, we don't lick them either." I don't understand why they're so delicious. What have you had to say lately?
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Re: The latest edition of "I never thought I'd have to say these words"
Throwing leaves
"Don't touch your poop"
"Get your hands out of your pants"
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DS - 2011
This thread is cracking me up.
I regularly say the following:
You may not touch the doggy's eye
You may not sleep with the can of tuna (or other random object)
Please don't drink your own bathwater
Please don't reach into the toilet
We don't stick our fingers into other people's belly buttons
BFP 1- EDD 2/09/11 Missed MC DX @11 weeks D&C- 7/25/10 BFP 2- EDD 12/22/11 Natural MC @ 5w 2d BFP 3- EDD 1/25/12 DD Josephine born 1/16/12
"Don't eat your boogers"
"Don't lick that!"
"No you can't drive the car" Lol what's with the kids and wanting to drive the car? Hello your 2 crazy!
"No you can't sleep with the screw driver."
"Time for the screw driver to go night night."
My kids is obsessed with screw drivers. OB.SESSED.
"Please don't lick the chair (at Wendy's ::shudder::)."
"Don't stick your fingers in your butt."
"Stop try to stick the qtip in your pee hole."
I think might kid might be weird. It's kind've awesome. I wish he didn't have to grow up and deal with people. People suck.