Okay, my husband chose this answer so don't judge me... when asked 'how could you ruin balloons?', his IMMEDIATE answer was 'they all have a picture of a turd on them'
He then quickly said 'or they're filled with coke, and they're up your butt and you're being forced to run them back and forth between the US and Mexico'
He either just lost the game really bad.... or won it really well
Okay, my husband chose this answer so don't judge me... when asked 'how could you ruin balloons?', his IMMEDIATE answer was 'they all have a picture of a turd on them'
He then quickly said 'or they're filled with coke, and they're up your butt and you're being forced to run them back and forth between the US and Mexico'
He either just lost the game really bad.... or won it really well
Cake
TB would be such a different place if men participated regularly
Okay, my husband chose this answer so don't judge me... when asked 'how could you ruin balloons?', his IMMEDIATE answer was 'they all have a picture of a turd on them'
He then quickly said 'or they're filled with coke, and they're up your butt and you're being forced to run them back and forth between the US and Mexico'
He either just lost the game really bad.... or won it really well
Okay, my husband chose this answer so don't judge me... when asked 'how could you ruin balloons?', his IMMEDIATE answer was 'they all have a picture of a turd on them'
He then quickly said 'or they're filled with coke, and they're up your butt and you're being forced to run them back and forth between the US and Mexico'
He either just lost the game really bad.... or won it really well
I have a ton, but can't use them because the hours I bill affect my bonuses. I lose at least a weeks vacation every year.
Kid #1 - 09/03/12
Kid #2 - maybe???
Diagnosed with Severe Ashermans Hysteroscopy #10 - scar tissue grew back reblocking my right tube #11 or IVF with scarring still inside? 1 lone embryo from September 2016 retreival, dx with Trisomy 16, starting fresh
All your annoying relatives came to keep you company.
A clean house and no 'to do' list
Kid #1 - 09/03/12
Kid #2 - maybe???
Diagnosed with Severe Ashermans Hysteroscopy #10 - scar tissue grew back reblocking my right tube #11 or IVF with scarring still inside? 1 lone embryo from September 2016 retreival, dx with Trisomy 16, starting fresh
that act like Amelia Bedelia (@jessk86, that one's for you!)
Love it! I bought some trail mix today that had dried dates in it. All I could think about was when she was supposed to make a date cake and she cut up a calendar and tossed it into the batter!
Re: An Unlimited Supply
Your favorite artist's music, with the proper playing device and headphones
Yum
The bees attack. Warm cinnamon rolls with cream cheese frosting.
The bees attack. Warm cinnamon rolls with cream cheese frosting.
They burn the roof of your mouth--you know, the spot between your two front teeth--with every bite
Clean towels
Clean towels
They are full of holes.
Balloons.
OMG, that made me laugh so hard.
I don't have one to respond so I'll say:
Massages
Beach time
But you're completely sunburned on a deserted island with no shelter
PS I think I've been watching too much 'Naked and Afraid' lately!
But your a nun.
they are flat and hard. Comfy pajama pants
you have a peanut allergy. Nannys
that act like Amelia Bedelia (@jessk86, that one's for you!)
that a nest of fire ants got into first.
Patience
Kid #1 - 09/03/12
Hysteroscopy #10 - scar tissue grew back reblocking my right tube
#11 or IVF with scarring still inside?
1 lone embryo from September 2016 retreival, dx with Trisomy 16, starting fresh
Kid #1 - 09/03/12
Hysteroscopy #10 - scar tissue grew back reblocking my right tube
#11 or IVF with scarring still inside?
1 lone embryo from September 2016 retreival, dx with Trisomy 16, starting fresh
Love it! I bought some trail mix today that had dried dates in it. All I could think about was when she was supposed to make a date cake and she cut up a calendar and tossed it into the batter!
Margaritas
Pancakes.