July 2014 Moms

Irrationally angry...simple things.

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  • People who abandon carts at random in parking lots. Bonus rage if they're near the cart return area.


    People who get snappy with me when I don't answer them because I haven't heard them (I'm partially deaf so this happens a lot). Bonus rage when it's people who KNOW I'm partially deaf.

    People who think I'm Australian/feel the need to comment on my accent/make me say stuff because I talk funny. I'm not a performing monkey OR Australian.

    Autocorrect when it happens to me (it's funny if it's anyone else).

    Any time anyone implies Obamacare was a good idea. 

    Dying houseplants. Water it or don't have them.

    The driver of any car with a Mass plate. I hate you all.

    People who pronounce stuff wrong.

    The thing that tells you that your message has been seen. I was happier not knowing it had been read than knowing and having to wait hours, days, weeks for a reply.

    Parents who freak out over everything their baby does, assuming the world is about to end. My OH does it. She cried a bit so he was convinced she was sick. Nope, just crying, calm the F down.

    When you ask a question and you get an irrelevant answer or an answer that basically states all the things you tried first before resorting to asking. Bonus rage if the answerer is aware that you've tried the things they suggest.



    I have a lot of rage.
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  • Old people on Facebook
    Like my mom's generation

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  • Slurping noises when people eat (my son slurps his cereal every morning and I yell at him every morning to stop)

    My DH leaving his balled up dirty socks around the house 

    When people "text talk", it makes me stabby even when texting but sometimes people do it on FaceBook too

    Misspelled words like they're/their/there. Again, it's just FaceBook but c'mon people...

    The dishwasher being loaded the wrong way (or I guess I should say not the way I load it) 
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  • Big+Lil said:
    "Ironic" mustaches and other facial hair 
    How exactly is facial hair ironic?
    Genuine question

  • Mister putting his sweat soaked running clothes in the hamper with the other clothes. Serious rage.

     

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  • Almost every teenager ever, for any reason.


    When my mom says "brefftist" instead of breakfast.

    When my MIL comes over and refuses to let LO sleep. I am left with a cranky overtired baby every time. This isn't necessarily irrational but it happened yesterday.

    Incorrect use of past participles. It's really the only grammar thing that I get stabby about. "Should of went" instead of "should have gone".

    Refusal to read Harry Potter.
    My mom pronounces celery, salary. I always say no you can't eat a paycheck. She also pronounces dull as doll.

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  • @darkangel42‌ when men/hipsters grow ugly mustaches because they think they are so witty/antiestablishment.

    I am not anti-mustache, my dad rocks his. It's when they are grown in a lame attempt at wit.
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  • Doc offices that don't return my phone calls. My knee/shoulder guy is a great surgeon but his office sucks at return ph calls.

     

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  • Egg shells on the stove. My fiancé does this every time he makes breakfast. The trash can is literally two feet away.

    Empty or almost empty water pitcher in the fridge.

  • Big+Lil said:
    @darkangel42‌ when men/hipsters grow ugly mustaches because they think they are so witty/antiestablishment. I am not anti-mustache, my dad rocks his. It's when they are grown in a lame attempt at wit.
    Thankyou, still don't get it though. It's face-fur, an ability most men have. 
    Therefore I add attempting to have ironic facial hair to my list of irrationally angry things.

    Also how hard it is to get a decent cup of tea in the US. Anyone who microwaves water with a teabag in it should be sent to live on the moon.
  • Finishing off the flavored creamer so that I have to use other cream or milk.

    Eating the last of something I was clearly trying to keep hidden in the pantry.

    Leaving dishes in the sink (especially with food stuck on them instead of rinsing it off) instead of putting them into the dishwasher.

    Leaving clothes strewn all over the place instead of using the FREAKING HAMPER! And then doing the same with the toddler's clothes.

    Saying "Oh, you want to use this bag?" when I hand you my resusable shopping bag...No, moron, give me the plastic bag and then stick it inside my bag please. 

      
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  • How cell phones seem to be made to die JUST before your contract is up.
  • When DH uses foul language in front of DS and thinks it's funny...and then DS immediately repeats it.

    When the baby is screaming and he just ignores it as if he doesn't fucking hear it.

    When I take my geriatric dogs out and they come in and immediately shit on the floor

    When DH gets things out of drawers and cupboards and leaves EVERYTHING OPEN.

    Competitive parenting makes me ragey.

     

     

  • amlonica said:
    Passive aggressive facebook statuses!!!!
    The FB statuses that are like "oh, what an awful day" and then they won't tell you what's up.  STFU if you aren't going to explain.
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  • I thought of another! Every time I open the bump app and it tells me my baby is the size of a jackfruit.

    THIS.
  • Sunglasses on inside

    Stained white t-shirts

    My dh leaving his keys, wallet, e cig etc. everywhere and loosing them every single day

    People who say they are going to do something and don't. My brother is the king of this.

    People who are habitually late and then get irritated when the plans get messed up or cut short. YOU were late that's why things are F****D up! 

    When people stop by unannounced to see the baby. 

    When people don't understand I have a newborn and can't be out of the house all the time!



     
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  • When my iPhone autocorrects fucking to ducking. I promise you, Apple, I have no intentions of using the word ducking. 
    this 1000x this!
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  • @Bpaws I never thought of that. You've given me some perspective.
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  • I hate when people try to talk to us forever when we're out. My baby boy would be surgically attached to my boob if he had his way. He's content now but if you don't shut up and let us go home he'll be hungry and screaming in the car.
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  • Texting with my mom for about 10 minutes and then she calls me to have the exact conversation we just had through texts. My answers have not changed in the last 5 minutes mom!

    Family members calling or texting saying they haven't gotten a picture of LO in so many days. I'm busy and my concern isn't to give you pictures everyday.

    Not answering a text message from me but then seeing you posted something on fb from your phone. Just answer my text!
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  • BPaws said:
    @Nichole8787‌ I'm so guilty of wearing my sunglasses inside. They're prescription, and I have to put my glasses on once I take them off. I am constantly forgetting to switch before I go into a store or something, and I can either walk around not seeing or be a douche with my sunglasses on ;)
    Same. Sometimes I have my sunglasses hooked on my shirt and my glasses on like a full-on douche too because I'm not coordinated enough to get the case out and swap them every time.
    Can't see to save my life.
  • My DH will rip through his drawers, unfolding things to find what he wants, and then leaves everything unfolded. He says "it doesn't matter to me!" Well, I'M the one who puts away the laundry, and it matters to me!! I hate having to fold everything just to make more clothes fit!

    It makes me stabby.
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  • Almost every teenager ever, for any reason.


    When my mom says "brefftist" instead of breakfast.

    When my MIL comes over and refuses to let LO sleep. I am left with a cranky overtired baby every time. This isn't necessarily irrational but it happened yesterday.

    Incorrect use of past participles. It's really the only grammar thing that I get stabby about. "Should of went" instead of "should have gone".

    Refusal to read Harry Potter.
    My mom pronounces celery, salary. I always say no you can't eat a paycheck. She also pronounces dull as doll.

    Oh man. That would drive me crazy. Here is a run down of other things my mom says
    Buh-tay-duh=potato
    Cold slaw=Cole slaw
    HHwhite=white
    Wound=womb

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    RAGE!
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  • When people drag their feet!! No, just no.

    We have our "Irish Twins"

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    DS born 7/28/14

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