People who abandon carts at random in parking lots. Bonus rage if they're near the cart return area.
People who get snappy with me when I don't answer them because I haven't heard them (I'm partially deaf so this happens a lot). Bonus rage when it's people who KNOW I'm partially deaf.
People who think I'm Australian/feel the need to comment on my accent/make me say stuff because I talk funny. I'm not a performing monkey OR Australian.
Autocorrect when it happens to me (it's funny if it's anyone else).
Any time anyone implies Obamacare was a good idea.
Dying houseplants. Water it or don't have them.
The driver of any car with a Mass plate. I hate you all.
People who pronounce stuff wrong.
The thing that tells you that your message has been seen. I was happier not knowing it had been read than knowing and having to wait hours, days, weeks for a reply.
Parents who freak out over everything their baby does, assuming the world is about to end. My OH does it. She cried a bit so he was convinced she was sick. Nope, just crying, calm the F down.
When you ask a question and you get an irrelevant answer or an answer that basically states all the things you tried first before resorting to asking. Bonus rage if the answerer is aware that you've tried the things they suggest.
I have a lot of rage.
Have you tried a swaddle?
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My husband asking me where his keys/wallet/whatever is. Dude, I don't know. I have three kids and all their things to keep track of, not to mention my own shit.
Big sister {September 2008} Sweet boy {April 2011} Fuzzy Bundle {ETA July 2014}
The bagger at the grocery store who found it perfectly acceptable to put a bag of groceries ON my baby while she was in her car seat. He could've put them on the bottom of the cart or handed them to me to put in the front of the cart. Hopefully my death stare taught him a lesson.
Training the new girl who replaced me at work. Every time I corrected her she responded with touché. Finally I snapped at her and told her to learn a new word.
My dad telling me I'm too attached to my pump. Also projecting his fear of weight issues on my baby. Even though it took her almost a month to get back to birth weight. Who cares if she eats every 2-3 hours.
The waitress at the restaurant asking me, "is there anything wrong with your baby?" Then proceeding to tell me about some horrific health problems her niece had that started about the same age as my baby.
When my mom says "brefftist" instead of breakfast.
When my MIL comes over and refuses to let LO sleep. I am left with a cranky overtired baby every time. This isn't necessarily irrational but it happened yesterday.
Incorrect use of past participles. It's really the only grammar thing that I get stabby about. "Should of went" instead of "should have gone".
When my mom says "brefftist" instead of breakfast.
When my MIL comes over and refuses to let LO sleep. I am left with a cranky overtired baby every time. This isn't necessarily irrational but it happened yesterday.
Incorrect use of past participles. It's really the only grammar thing that I get stabby about. "Should of went" instead of "should have gone".
Refusal to read Harry Potter.
My mom pronounces celery, salary. I always say no you can't eat a paycheck. She also pronounces dull as doll.
@darkangel42 when men/hipsters grow ugly mustaches because they think they are so witty/antiestablishment.
I am not anti-mustache, my dad rocks his. It's when they are grown in a lame attempt at wit.
Thankyou, still don't get it though. It's face-fur, an ability most men have.
Therefore I add attempting to have ironic facial hair to my list of irrationally angry things.
Also how hard it is to get a decent cup of tea in the US. Anyone who microwaves water with a teabag in it should be sent to live on the moon.
Finishing off the flavored creamer so that I have to use other cream or milk.
Eating the last of something I was clearly trying to keep hidden in the pantry.
Leaving dishes in the sink (especially with food stuck on them instead of rinsing it off) instead of putting them into the dishwasher.
Leaving clothes strewn all over the place instead of using the FREAKING HAMPER! And then doing the same with the toddler's clothes.
Saying "Oh, you want to use this bag?" when I hand you my resusable shopping bag...No, moron, give me the plastic bag and then stick it inside my bag please.
Ponytail holders that don't get tight enough. Or ponytail holders that snap and break.
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I hate when people try to talk to us forever when we're out. My baby boy would be surgically attached to my boob if he had his way. He's content now but if you don't shut up and let us go home he'll be hungry and screaming in the car.
Texting with my mom for about 10 minutes and then she calls me to have the exact conversation we just had through texts. My answers have not changed in the last 5 minutes mom!
Family members calling or texting saying they haven't gotten a picture of LO in so many days. I'm busy and my concern isn't to give you pictures everyday.
Not answering a text message from me but then seeing you posted something on fb from your phone. Just answer my text!
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I'm so guilty of wearing my sunglasses inside. They're prescription, and I have to put my glasses on once I take them off. I am constantly forgetting to switch before I go into a store or something, and I can either walk around not seeing or be a douche with my sunglasses on
Same. Sometimes I have my sunglasses hooked on my shirt and my glasses on like a full-on douche too because I'm not coordinated enough to get the case out and swap them every time.
My DH will rip through his drawers, unfolding things to find what he wants, and then leaves everything unfolded. He says "it doesn't matter to me!" Well, I'M the one who puts away the laundry, and it matters to me!! I hate having to fold everything just to make more clothes fit!
When my mom says "brefftist" instead of breakfast.
When my MIL comes over and refuses to let LO sleep. I am left with a cranky overtired baby every time. This isn't necessarily irrational but it happened yesterday.
Incorrect use of past participles. It's really the only grammar thing that I get stabby about. "Should of went" instead of "should have gone".
Refusal to read Harry Potter.
My mom pronounces celery, salary. I always say no you can't eat a paycheck. She also pronounces dull as doll.
Oh man. That would drive me crazy. Here is a run down of other things my mom says Buh-tay-duh=potato Cold slaw=Cole slaw HHwhite=white Wound=womb
We are currently in the car driving to my parents house (2.5 hrs) and DH keeps talking. I can tell hes talking, but with the road noise and the radio and the baby crying (does NOT want to be in his carseat) I can't hear him (I'm in the backseat). I have told him I can't hear him unless he speaks up about 7 times. So now I'm just ignoring him and he can speak up if he really wants me to acknowledge him.
And really all I'm thinking is someone else on the board said they hate this too!
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Re: Irrationally angry...simple things.
Like my mom's generation
Training the new girl who replaced me at work. Every time I corrected her she responded with touché. Finally I snapped at her and told her to learn a new word.
My dad telling me I'm too attached to my pump. Also projecting his fear of weight issues on my baby. Even though it took her almost a month to get back to birth weight. Who cares if she eats every 2-3 hours.
The waitress at the restaurant asking me, "is there anything wrong with your baby?" Then proceeding to tell me about some horrific health problems her niece had that started about the same age as my baby.
Basically most people and there stupidness.
Mini Cooper drivers
Kindergarten/Kinniegarden
Amateur golfers over 35 who dress like Rickie Fowler
Tiger Woods
Baby pajamas with snaps
All of my everything smelling like old milk
I am not anti-mustache, my dad rocks his. It's when they are grown in a lame attempt at wit.
Empty or almost empty water pitcher in the fridge.
When the baby is screaming and he just ignores it as if he doesn't fucking hear it.
When I take my geriatric dogs out and they come in and immediately shit on the floor
When DH gets things out of drawers and cupboards and leaves EVERYTHING OPEN.
Competitive parenting makes me ragey.
Harem pants
People who troll celebrity social media sites
Rich Kids of Beverly Hills
Life Coaches
The aspiration of being a YouTube star
YouTube challenges
Pajamas in public
Baby G born 6/6/14, 37 weeks 1 day due to preeclampsia. 5lb12oz 19"
#2 due Christmas 2016.
That and either I missed @litera 's birth story, or she hasn't done one yet.
These things makes me very angry. And you won't like it when I'm angry....
Family members calling or texting saying they haven't gotten a picture of LO in so many days. I'm busy and my concern isn't to give you pictures everyday.
Not answering a text message from me but then seeing you posted something on fb from your phone. Just answer my text!
It makes me stabby.
Buh-tay-duh=potato
Cold slaw=Cole slaw
HHwhite=white
Wound=womb
And really all I'm thinking is someone else on the board said they hate this too!
My dog chewing his feet
RAGE!
We have our "Irish Twins"
DD born 8/7/2013
DS born 7/28/14
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