Irrationally angry...simple things.

ghostof5letters · August 2014

What are some simple things that make you irrationally angry?

Mandatory capital letters in passwords

Dripping boobs after a shower

jensavicci · August 2014

When ppl leave the door open to my office, my bedroom, and just all doors in general.

When people actually spell out "Lol" instead of just laughing.

When ppl can't hear me the first time. I hate repeating myself.

When ppl chew with their mouths open

Terrible, terrible grammar.

ETA: going to kohls. I hate kohls. Actually, just going to stores I don't like in general.

Csltdk · August 2014

Dishes in the sink

Formula that goes wasted dribbling down a neck

Jeggings

Bill O' Reilly

Nichole8787 · August 2014

When the trash is full and no one takes it out. Clothes on the floor right beside the laundry basket. People who don't hold the door for the person behind them! Oh and people who don't rsvp!

taylorjeanne84 · August 2014

Nichole8787 said:
When the trash is full and no one takes it out. Clothes on the floor right beside the laundry basket. People who don't hold the door for the person behind them! Oh and people who don't rsvp!

All of this! And when someone pulls into a gas pump and doesn't use it to pump gas, but as a parking spot to walk into the store and buy shit. Meanwhile I'm waiting for an open pump. Move it!

tourqeyes · August 2014

Leaving items on the counter.

Cups and plates left in random rooms

People that let their dogs pee or poop on my yard.

My mom putting items away in my kitchen in the wrong spot.

My dad drinking one of our craft beers from the fridge. Shit, really any beer makes me upset. Or any of our food for that matter.

People who pull out in traffic and don't speed up in front of you. Or not accelerating to the flow of traffic when getting on the interstate or highway.

People who brake too far back from the car in front of them. Or brake too hard and too fast.

People who pull up and cut in front of other cars at the very last second.

People in the left lane that go too slow or pace traffic in the right lane so you cannot pass

(Can you tell I'm a stabby driver)?

As for the comment about doors, mine is not saying thank you when I hold a door open for you. Then you get me saying "You're welcome" even if you don't say something.

ETA: I'm just a little angry person so I shall continue --

Not leaving a public restroom in an acceptable state. I feel like I have to mentally prepare myself to use a restroom out in public these days.

When I was a cashier at 16 I would get really pissed when people would ask for paper bags.

Or when people in the checkout line take a long time. I mean....if I can get through the register in 20-25 seconds, why can't everyone else?

Not being able to find my damn name on one of those Coke bottles.

Alright guys, off to see a therapist now to deal with all of this anger.

tourqeyes · August 2014

Csltdk said:

Formula that goes wasted dribbling down a neck

Similar to this I told my husband to make me a TWO OZ bottle. He comes back with a four oz bottle. I knew the kid had just eaten a ton and wasn't going to take that much. I hate wasting formula. So we have to put like 2.5-3 oz down the drain.

He does this a lot. I get very upset about it. $$$$

jensavicci · August 2014

Thought of another.

When DW does simple shit. Like just now. She decided she didn't want to take her juice to work with her and wanted coffee instead. So, she pours the juice down the drain. You didn't even drink it yet!! Why wouldn't you just put it in the fridge! Now that juice is wasted -_- and her response to me about it is "oh"......

abrazz · August 2014

When people go in the exit while I'm coming out with a full cart of groceries and push past me. I said something to some teenagers before and I'm pretty sure they thought I was crazy.

Csltdk · August 2014

jensavicci said:
Thought of another.

When DW does simple shit. Like just now. She decided she didn't want to take her juice to work with her and wanted coffee instead. So, she pours the juice down the drain. You didn't even drink it yet!! Why wouldn't you just put it in the fridge! Now that juice is wasted -_- and her response to me about it is "oh"......

If my husband could write one it's that I NEVER finish a glass of whatever I'm drinking. I will always leave at least 2 gulps left. I'm convinced that last sip is filled with backwash grossness and I will dump if down the drain and pour more. It drives him crazy

tourqeyes · August 2014

a_brasuell said:

When people go in the exit while I'm coming out with a full cart of groceries and push past me. I said something to some teenagers before and I'm pretty sure they thought I was crazy.

Oh that reminds me -- -when I'm in a store with a cart and people come out of the end of aisles thinking they have the right of way and almost ram right into me with their carts. The rules of the road still apply when you are inside a store, it's just on foot PEOPLE!

acohin · August 2014

People who don't use turn signals.

Parking spots designed for a Prius or a Smart Car. Grrrr. I have a Jeep. It's not gigantic and should fit just fine.

People who take up two parking spots.

I second the not RSVPing.

Using the powder room by the kitchen to drop a deuce right before I am going to cook and not closing the door and using the fart fan. C'mon people do you like your food prep area to smell like poo? Yuck!!

honeybee434 · August 2014

Finding almost full beers or sodas left around the house that didn't get finished.

When dirty dishes are in the sink instead of the dishwasher.....it takes the same amount of energy/time to put then in either place.

When DH has plenty of time to golf but can't find time for all of the little fixes that need to be done around the house.

abrazz · August 2014

I have another one. Our daycare has gravel on the playground. All shoes have to have a rubber piece coming up on the toe or their shoes get ruined (Keens for example). The other day DH put Lydia in her nice sandals and she came home with the fronts all shredded from the gravel. I was so mad. They were brand new and now they are destroyed. This has happened several times. I am mad at the gravel and my husband.

beff12 · August 2014

Mouth noises

People leaving their turn signals on when they clearly aren't going to turn

Walmart. Everything about it.

Heather100612 · August 2014

When people bust into my classroom first thing in the morning before the students arrive. I am the type of teacher that needs 30 minutes of quiet time to get ready for my day, and I hate coworkers who come in and dump their problems/anxiety on me first thing. Send me an email or wait till planning.

Bad friends. Period.

People who can't understand that I'm a quiet person. How that translates to "she's a bitch" boggles my mind. I'm perfectly sweet, just shy and quiet.

People who can't do things correctly. This really comes out when I'm at work. As the grade chair I have to ask my team to do lots of tasks requested by admin, and I send out VERY clear directions/instructions. Don't do the opposite of what I ask, or half ass it because you decided it wasn't worth your time!

I'm sure there's more. I'll probably be back later

ghostof5letters · August 2014

My husband soaks dishes with no soap.

Surround sound.

Modified after market stereos in cars

Tbags83 · August 2014

Elastic headbands that don't stay put.

People who call Catie "our baby" . Nope, not yours, not even a little bit.

darkangel42 · August 2014

People who chew with their mouth open. I'll tolerate it when it's someone I love IF they can't breathe through their nose at the time but otherwise they get told. Husband and brother in law get told.

People who indicate but don't turn OR turn but don't indicate OR indicate but only mid-way through the turn.

People who don't look before doing any kind of car manoeuvre (generally SUVs or trucks which will crush my little Prius).

People who hate Prius' and Prius drivers when they themselves are complete tools who can't drive or park.

People who think eggs, vegetable oil spread and mayo are dairy. I can't eat dairy so telling me something has dairy in it when it's actually egg or may is really very unhelpful and not correct.

People who use "technically" or "literally" wrongly.

People who snurt goo around in their throat instead of going somewhere privately and coughing it up. No-one wants to hear that.

People who think allergies are made up.

Cat hair and the fact that it shows up on everything. We have 2 black and white cats so nothing is safe from their monochromatic shedding.

Unsolicited baby advice from strangers, particularly about body parts I don't want discussed with strangers.

Parents who allow their child to wander around with green slime from nose to lip. WIPE IT OFF DAMN YOU!

Hipsters and everything they do.

Littering, especially within sight of a trash can. Not necessary.

Mamanorris81 · August 2014

My husband leaving his goddamn socks NEXT to the hamper.

Jbosarge85 · August 2014

When people stop in the middle of an aisle at the store to chat. When they leave their carry in the middle of an aisle to grab something.

When my mom thinks she knows my daughter better than I do, I raised her on the other side of the continent for 18months if i say she doesn't like....or she won't do...I know what I'm talking about. Don't say "oh I'll get her to do\like it"

When people go to turn right where there is no stop sign or light and they stop and then slowly turn.

darkangel42 · August 2014

Oh! And my husband putting socks in the hamper in a scrunched ball/shirts inside out. It adds so much time to my laundry day trying to sort it out

1982Babies · August 2014

When DH leaves food on the counter instead of putting it back in the cupboard. Then, when he does put it in the cupboard, he doesn't push it in far enough so that the doors won't close.

People who complain about being broke, receive assistance and then tell me that they spent $100 at Kohl's or some shit on baby clothes AND that they want to have a new baby soon. Like, are you friggen kidding me? THRIFT SHOP OR YARD SALES IF YOU ARE BROKE, DUMBASS. <--- this was just a friend who visited me the other day. They have been out of work for a few months, both just got jobs and don't seem to grasp how money works. They're 20.

ghostof5letters · August 2014

The sudden trendiness of gluten intolerance

darkangel42 · August 2014

Bra shopping.

Which makes enough people irate that it should probably become easier than it is and yet...still difficult and anger-inducing.

1982Babies · August 2014

MSUDucks said:

DH leaving mail on the counter next to the recycling bin or dirty dishes on the counter on top of the dishwasher. People who do not know how to merge. ENTERING THE FREEWAY AT 45 MPH IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!!! I get really annoyed that clothing sizes and shoe sizes are not standardized across brands. I prefer online shopping, this makes it hard. Strapless dresses as a bridesmaid dress trend. No one, no shape, no size, looks good in them. and I require a bra!!! There's going to be some special engineering of a dress I have to wear in 3 weeks. These milk full boobs are dress nightmare.

@MSUDucks - omg, yes, the strapless dresses. BARF. -- although some of the smaller chicks can pull them off.. like, size 6 and under. Me, no friggen way. Overspillage of boobage is not sexy. Plus, those side underarm boob creases? Gross.

TexasGirl81 · August 2014

When someone is eating cereal and the spoon and the bowl make the "clinking" sound. A few times is ok, but every single time you go to get a bite?!? STFU!!!!

Smacking food.

Another for dishes in the sink.

Dishes left in the sink where the disposable is, so if you actually need to use it you have to out down your items, move those dishes and then you can proceed. Dammit!!!! If you're going to leave it in the sink, at least for the love of God, leave it on the right side!!

Sunvisors down and there's no sun out.

When people at he grocery store leave the cart in the middle if the isle and wander off. Come on!! Now I may like it because I take that opportunity to use my cart and I play bumper carts!! Yay!! I like when they actually see me do it. They think I'm crazy, but idgaf! Move your cart! Or when I do that and they are not around and they do come back and they look like "where's my cart?"

When people say "um" to many times while talking.

I've got many more....let me see.

Shelleybell · August 2014

people popping gum loudly over and over again.

puzzles missing one piece

not closing a door all the way

Mickey mouse yelling for "toodles" the tool box. it has to be the most annoying sound i have ever heard.

ghostof5letters · August 2014

jessafish said:

Using the wrong word because you THINK you know how to spell it (granite vs granted; queue/cue/que).

Prescriptions vs. Subscriptions

TexasGirl81 · August 2014

ghostof5letters said:

jessafish said:

Using the wrong word because you THINK you know how to spell it (granite vs granted; queue/cue/que).

Prescriptions vs. Subscriptions
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Ha!
Pacific/specific

kwh33ls · August 2014

Feb-u-ary vs Feb-RU-ary

Liberry vs. Library

Political grandstanding in inappropriate places (I have a neighbor that does this when I walk my dog).

Smokers near doorways.

shortstack930 · August 2014

People who use "ironically" wrong.

People who smoke and walk in front of you.

Doctors who think I can tell them how to do their job/try and tell me how to do mine.

People who get promoted to management positions and then DON'T MANAGE.

Driving anywhere near the mall during holiday season.

People who merge without signaling.

The Belt Parkway. Always traffic, no matter what day/time.

Cabinets left half open.

lowen83 · August 2014

People who aren't aware of their surroundings, I.e moving your buggy over when someone else is coming up the isle or walking slow as hell in the middle of the isle when there are people behind you.

Loading my dishwasher. I'm just going to rearrange it cause I'm the master at loading it.

Ignoring or not hearing my 3 year old speaking to you!!!

Not responding to text messages or not answering your phone or calling me back in a timely manor( this week please)

skr1619 · August 2014

When my kids leave empty boxes of food in the fridge/freezer/cupboard. Really? When I see a box of fruit snacks, I have a glimmer of hope that there's still some in there for me. But no. All hope crushed and I'm stuck throwing the box away.

There's an e-card for this but I don't know how to upload it on mobile

When they grab ice from the freezer and some of it falls on the floor. They look at it and don't pick it up unless I call them out on it.

When my fiancé is in such a deep coma he can't hear our wailing baby that's barely three feet from us. -__-

ghostof5letters · August 2014

shortstack930 said:

Cabinets left half open.

Dresser drawers not pushed all the way in. Extra rage if a piece of clothing is sticking out of the crack.

RAGE

emy730 · August 2014

Piling dishes in the sink when the dishwasher is empty

My husband leaving his socks all around the house instead of putting them in the hamper.

People who bitch about not having money, but buy stupid shit they don't need.

When DD falls asleep with a bottle in her mouth instead of finishing it.

ghostof5letters · August 2014

When my iPhone autocorrects fucking to ducking. I promise you, Apple, I have no intentions of using the word ducking.

ghostof5letters · August 2014

When my mother is riding in a car, about a three blocks or a half mile before her destination she takes off her seatbelt and I have to listen to the dinging of the alarm for the next 5-10 minutes.

ghostof5letters · August 2014

When my mother calls me, I have no idea what she's doing but she lets it go to my voicemail, records a 2 second voicemail of silence and then jumbles the phone and hangs up.

When I call her, just in spite, I try to leave a voicemail just to annoy her and I can't bring myself to get through the automated voicemail message that recites the phone number and tells me to leave a message.

It infuriates me that I don't have the patience to be spiteful and vengeful with voicemails.

[Deleted User] · August 2014

darkangel42 said:
Oh! And my husband putting socks in the hamper in a scrunched ball/shirts inside out. It adds so much time to my laundry day trying to sort it out

Love tit out of mutual hatred.

darkangel42 · August 2014

People who abandon carts at random in parking lots. Bonus rage if they're near the cart return area.

People who get snappy with me when I don't answer them because I haven't heard them (I'm partially deaf so this happens a lot). Bonus rage when it's people who KNOW I'm partially deaf.

People who think I'm Australian/feel the need to comment on my accent/make me say stuff because I talk funny. I'm not a performing monkey OR Australian.

Autocorrect when it happens to me (it's funny if it's anyone else).

Any time anyone implies Obamacare was a good idea.

Dying houseplants. Water it or don't have them.

The driver of any car with a Mass plate. I hate you all.

People who pronounce stuff wrong.

The thing that tells you that your message has been seen. I was happier not knowing it had been read than knowing and having to wait hours, days, weeks for a reply.

Parents who freak out over everything their baby does, assuming the world is about to end. My OH does it. She cried a bit so he was convinced she was sick. Nope, just crying, calm the F down.

When you ask a question and you get an irrelevant answer or an answer that basically states all the things you tried first before resorting to asking. Bonus rage if the answerer is aware that you've tried the things they suggest.

I have a lot of rage.

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