Drinking Thread

Re: Drinking Thread

• ShakeyJakey member

  August 2014

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  Holls2011 said:

  
  

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  Speaking of carrots, I find it insanely hilarious that people didn't know baby carrots came from real size carrots

  
  

  Babies always come from somewhere.  Of course they would come from an adult carrot!  Carrot sex.
  
  Maybe if they kept their carrot legs closed there wouldn't be so many baby carrots taking my money!

  Harry Styles = Life Ruiner

  
  

  There’s a lightning in your eyes I can't deny
  Then there’s me inside a sinking boat running out of time
  Without you I'll never make it out alive
  But I know, yes, I know we’ll be alright
  

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• [Deleted User] member

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• [Deleted User] member

  August 2014

  nanaosaki06 said:

  It's been a while for me too. I feel like I'm back in HS. Now, when are we going to start talking about cosplay costumes for the upcoming con. Then it would just be the topper.
  

  I sold most of my costumes. I really want to be a Rozen Maiden doll for Halloween. I miss cons...
  
  
  

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• [Deleted User] member

  August 2014

  DH is side eying me so I should probably get back to being a productive adult for a few minutes.
  

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• nanabanana06

  August 2014

  guiltypleasures said:

  nanaosaki06 said:

  It's been a while for me too. I feel like I'm back in HS. Now, when are we going to start talking about cosplay costumes for the upcoming con. Then it would just be the topper.
  

  I sold most of my costumes. I really want to be a Rozen Maiden doll for Halloween. I miss cons...
  
  
  

  I don't have any of mine anymore either. Some were really good, some were really bad. Either way teenage me had tons of fun. Now I just make costumes for my kids.
  

  

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• nanabanana06

  August 2014

  I'm not going to any con this year. I am going to dress my son up as Scraggy for halloween. This way he can do his own little foreskin pants dance.
  

  

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• nanabanana06

  August 2014

  bay511 said:

  I'm not going to any con this year. I am going to dress my son up as Scraggy for halloween. This way he can do his own little foreskin pants dance.
  

  That's pretty awesome. It'd be tough to dress Ein as Scooby huh?

  No, thats Shaggy. This is Scraggy:
  
  

  

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• nanabanana06

  August 2014

  Also, yes it would be pretty tough to dress a corgi up as a great dane. LOL
  

  

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• nanabanana06

  August 2014

  bay511 said:

  bay511 said:

  I'm not going to any con this year. I am going to dress my son up as Scraggy for halloween. This way he can do his own little foreskin pants dance.
  

  That's pretty awesome. It'd be tough to dress Ein as Scooby huh?

  No, thats Shaggy. This is Scraggy:
  
  

  Ok so I'm googling. This is even better than Shaggy. Goddamn I've got some catching up.

  See and he's even doing his little foreskin pants dance.
  

  

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• LuckyDad member

  August 2014

  catbenatar said:

  Random question - Is it bad if my kid eats the Mr. Bubbles bubbles in the bath?

  It's probably non toxic but might result in gross poop or an upset tummy.

  

  -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  

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• nanabanana06

  August 2014

  bay511 said:

  bay511 said:

  bay511 said:

  I'm not going to any con this year. I am going to dress my son up as Scraggy for halloween. This way he can do his own little foreskin pants dance.
  

  That's pretty awesome. It'd be tough to dress Ein as Scooby huh?

  No, thats Shaggy. This is Scraggy:
  
  

  Ok so I'm googling. This is even better than Shaggy. Goddamn I've got some catching up.

  See and he's even doing his little foreskin pants dance.
  

  Have you taught/bribed your kid to do that yet?!

  Not yet. His dance is more of a stomp your feet really fast and shake your head around, rather than a cute foreskin pants dance.
  

  

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• nanabanana06

  August 2014

  Also, Cade is totally wearing pink tinted sparkly lip balm. Both of them keep asking me to put my lip balm on them. Cade loves it and SO hasn't noticed.
  

  

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• klondikebar member

  August 2014

  I think all of the bad drivers came out to play today. Everyone was either going 10 mph below the speed limit or riding my ass. Why can't people just drive somewhere near the speed limit? I don't get it.
  

       
  

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• nanabanana06

  August 2014

  TyrannosaurusLex said:

  I also got a sore vajayjay from Mr Bubbles. Boys have all the fun.

  That is the worst! I tried some dead sea salt bath salt thing a few months ago. It made everything the water touch burn and gave me a nasty rash. Didn't hurt my vajayjay though.
  

  

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• nanabanana06

  August 2014

  TyrannosaurusLex said:

  I dont know how to drink to anime chat. I'm so happy you guys share this passion. I just...foreskin pants dance? Squiggly wiggly what?

  It's not really a foreskin. We just call it that.
  

  

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• jesuisfatiguee member

  August 2014

  TyrannosaurusLex said:

  I dont know how to drink to anime chat. I'm so happy you guys share this passion. I just...foreskin pants dance? Squiggly wiggly what?

  Same motherfucking brain.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• jesuisfatiguee member

  August 2014

  Someone is really loudly and sporadically either hammering or bouncing a basketball outside. I wish they'd stop.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• nanabanana06

  August 2014

  Cade loves these Plum like cheetoh things. He's like covered in them and keeps crunching them in my lap. Gross.
  

  

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• nanabanana06

  August 2014

  Ah fuck. I gotta make dinner. Eff
  

  

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• klondikebar member

  August 2014

  Tell me to get off my ass and take my shot. I wish DH was here. He usually does it for me. I can do it, but I don't like it. Occasionally it burns like my leg is on fire and I'm afraid I'm going to let go of the injector. I'm terrible when it comes to taking care of myself.
  

       
  

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• jesuisfatiguee member

  August 2014

  I'm so proud of you, TLex.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• klondikebar member

  August 2014

  TheEmpireNeedsYou said:

  Taking a bath. LO will wake shortly to make sure I don't enjoy it too much.

  We are like totally taking a bath...together..rawr. insert creepy GIF here.

  :sneaks into the tub with @theempireneedsyou and @tyrannosauruslex: 

       
  

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• jesuisfatiguee member

  August 2014

  NellyBluth said:

  DD is in bed, DH is playing volleyball, and I'm relaxing with a drink cause I'm 35 today!

  Omg HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• jesuisfatiguee member

  August 2014

  It's rude to yawn all the way home and be a cranky hot mess only to refuse to sleep after an hour of nursing and back patting and rubbing.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• klondikebar member

  August 2014

  TyrannosaurusLex said:

  @loonelovejoy do you turn the cover inside out first?

  That is the secret. Flip it inside out. Stick your hands in the corners and grab the comforter corners. Flap wildly and ta da.
  

       
  

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• klondikebar member

  August 2014

  I used to feel that way about my mother @triplea598. Just the thought of visiting angered me. Glad that's done with. Love tit for support.
  

       
  

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• klondikebar member

  August 2014

  TyrannosaurusLex said:

  @klondikebar I would not want to give myself a shot either, especially with those after effects. If you do it you can have a cookie, ok? Two cookies! Or even three!

  I've done this for years and I'm still not used to it. Well, I took it out of the fridge. I have a half hour to torture myself before I can inject it.
  

       
  

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• theseaword member

  August 2014

  I continue to be awed by your amazing drinks, @pobrecita‌
  Can next meet up be at your house?
  Just finished workout. Onto the last of my red rack growler.
  I skipped to page 7 so sorry if I missed anything. Happy birthday to @NellyBluth‌ !

  
  

  
  

   

  

  I can't get the ticker to work, but I have two sons:

  Baby RJ, born 1/25/2014

  
  

  
  Formerly Twilightmv

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• LuckyDad member

  August 2014

  klondikebar said:

  
  

  TyrannosaurusLex said:

  
  

  @loonelovejoy do you turn the cover inside out first?

  
  

  That is the secret. Flip it inside out. Stick your hands in the corners and grab the comforter corners. Flap wildly and ta da.
  
  
  This is exactly how I have sex.

  

  -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  

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• jesuisfatiguee member

  August 2014

  STILL WITH THE HAMMERING!!!

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• jesuisfatiguee member

  August 2014

  TyrannosaurusLex said:

  OH and I forgot 3 water bottles filled with fresh water on my nightstand.

  Oh, lawd.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• jesuisfatiguee member

  August 2014

  I'm more of the, "Fuck, I need to go to bed"

  Turn out the lights

  Use my phone as a flash light to make it to the bathroom; pee

  Remove my shirt if I'm wearing one

  Get into bed and wait for DS to smell me, kick me, or otherwise sense I'm there and want to nurse

  Fall asleep while nursing

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• nanabanana06

  August 2014

  I'm all full of spaghetti. Dinner is over and Cade picked 101 Dalmations to watch.
  

  

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• shadypines member

  August 2014

  So, I found a very disrespectful gray hair in my eyebrow!!!!
  
  Enough of a reason to drink... right?
  
  

  
  

   

   

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• klondikebar member

  August 2014

  I just need to be in my own bed, elevated and vibrate on, and my kindle to sleep. And I can't sleep in pants.
  

       
  

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• nanabanana06

  August 2014

  TyrannosaurusLex said:

  I'm all full of spaghetti. Dinner is over and Cade picked 101 Dalmations to watch.
  

  Glenn Close or animated?

  Glenn Close. It's on Netflix. He freaking loves it. That and Homeward Bound.
  

  

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• shadypines member

  August 2014

  I need a eye mask if I sleep during the day. It's amust-have! I use to fall asleep w the weather channel on & tv muted. Don't ask...... lol

  
  

   

   

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• klondikebar member

  August 2014

  My leg hurts like a motherfucker, but I did my shot. I peed slightly. I know you were all concerned.
  :P
  
  
  

       
  

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