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NBR: smooth thoughts for my ass?

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Because I'm absolutely crazy, I agreed to anal sex although I hate hate hate it. It's not my thing and I think it's painful.

Why would I do this you ask? Dh made an agreement that William can be our LOs middle name instead of the first name (this has been a huge debate between us). So if I can go through with this, I get what I want.

It's supposed to happen tonight. Please send love to my ass [-O<

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    KMW08KMW08 member
    meladoriestar said:

    Lol! And you can't even get drunk first! But hey, way better than having William as the first name and calling him by the middle name.

    Crap. I hope I don't end up having to make this same deal

    IKR?!?!?!? ugh. You know, last time I got a complete bathroom remodel outta this type of deal. I told dh my ass was worth a minimum of 1k. I figure having the name my way is priceless. I'm a glutton for punishment I guess.

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    lol, good luck.  one evening of discomfort for a lifetime of satisfaction that you can actually call your kid by his first name...sounds good to me!
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    Lmao!! Sorry you will have to endure this sober. I am with you, there are a lot of things I would rather do than butt sex but somethings are worth the sacrifice. That would probably be one trade I would be willing to make. Lube up!! :((






     


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    Lol buy out all the pharmacy's lube!! Never done it but the thought is hurting! I'm thinking of you!!
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    starmile said:

    Hahaha oh KMW have I told you lately how much I love you? :)


    I love that you're still earning your badge.

    Also, use a vibrator as distraction! It helps it be (more) enjoyable. (My secret? I don't mind it on occasion!)
    This might be genius. :-*

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    Oh, boy. I can't even think of when sober, let alone do it sober. Lots of vibes for a quick H tonight and lube up! 

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    uneek1323uneek1323 member
    KMW, you are crazy! I think this is what @eme520 might be talking about. I remembered seeing it when I was trying to convince my PGAL brain that plain 'ol sex was ok. 

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    ::lurking:: So when you posted on ttcal I was going to say you posted and there was no TMI? Just cute peacocks (which I enjoyed mind you) But then I lurky loo here and there's the tmi I was looking for lol!! GL but congrats on getting your name haha.

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    HAHA! =)) one word of advice: LUBE!!!!!!

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    Hahaha! The things we do , or can do to get our way!! I bribed my DH a while back :)) its good to know we have the power (in an odd way) ! One word.. LUBE haha and a tip... get him all fired up and take it slow so when it comes to actually DTD its only a 1 minute thing (wishful thinking) omgosh this is cracking me up LMAO
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    Omg...lmao...I def needed to laugh this morning...thank you...and my condolences
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    Just ... wow.

    I hope the pellet that got knocked out of you knocked the need out of him.  For goodness sake!!

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    Lurking...

    The things we do for our children....

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    lorifromwilorifromwi member

    See...I stop looking at posts for awhile and I miss a jem like this!! :)

    KMW, so happy you survived.  Happy my DH hasn't asked me for this, as you've brought back memories of past demons and I don't miss them!!

     

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    blackbird818blackbird818 member
    :::lurky lurky:::

    So WFFC...I enjoy anal from time to time. I will say the best position for me is being on top bc 1) I control the speed/motion/depth and 2) it seems like my butt muscles are more relaxed/less tight

    Just thought I share that "helpful" tip for the next time you have to make a deal ;)

    Glad you survived!!

    PS KMW you still crack me up momma!!  =))

    PPS I might have to remember this and follow your example to use it as a bargaining chip in the future lol
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    I'm glad you survived!!!!!  
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    This post made my day....roltfl:):) glad you lived!!
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    This is one deal I would never make - completely off limits. But more power to you KMW - you have me rolling on the floor over here.


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    I wish there was a best post ever badge we could give you @KMW08!!

     

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    Great update regarding your ass! You are a braver woman than me. My back door is off limits due to my hemorrhoid courtesy of DD. Even before then really :)
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    OMG, I literally just peed myself. Sending your ass as many positive thoughts as I can.

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    thinking healing thoughts for your ass.  ;)  lol
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    edited July 2014
    maryhr1 said:

    Dying!!!!
    =)) =)) =))

    Glad it over for ya!!!


    Birch113 said:

    OMG I am dying! I literally choked on my water! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

    So......if DS asks how he got his name, what say you? =))

    Yeah, can't really tell the little guy this one!!! LOL!!!!

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    You mean I shouldn't write this down in one of those cute baby-memory-story books?!?
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    snegde said:

    WTF!?!? I can't handle your update! Holy shit woman.

    I. KNOW. OMG I was horrified lol. It was the craziest thing ever. I can't even explain it, it wasn't like a poop feeling, but it was more than runny fluid(lube) feeling. Then I heard it hit -which is ridiculous because it was small and on carpet lololololol.
    X_X

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    shaddox16 said:

    I just saw this.....I literally just pissed myself a little
    The pellet is so priceless..... =))

    Pellet is the best description hahaha! Just be glad I spared you a picture!

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    edited July 2014
    meladoriestar said:

    Lol don't worry Hun. The first time I did anal I totally pooped on his dick. (It was my nasty ex so I'm pretty pleased about it now).

    Glad you survived!

    This makes me feel a. lot. better. I can't even imagine that scenario! I love it even more that it happened to your ex so it's now more of a that's-what-you-deserved story :x

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMMMMMMMMGGGGG I WASNT EVEN EXPECTING A BLOODY UPDATE !! :))) @KMW08 OMG A PELLET!! PELLET HA HA HA .. YOU HAVE CHEERED ME UP FROM MY ODD MOOD.. HUGS XXX
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    Lol! That'll teach him... You make me do anal, and I'll poop on the floor... Lol
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    Why did it take me so long to check this thread for the update?? Oh my word. Too funny! Thanks for the entertainment, ladies!
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