I'm Already On My Second Beer

[Deleted User] · August 2014

It's only the first day but school wasn't nearly as intimidating as I thought it would be. I'm one step closer to my robot butler.

[Deleted User] · August 2014

Aww @bay511 I'm surprised that you remembered his name. I can't wait to build him.

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Lolapop29 · August 2014

I'm really bummed out. I haven't had my hair done in like 6 months. I was going to have it done today and my friend who was doing it canceled on me at the last min.

I'm going to get drunk and do it myself, my eyebrows too. (I am a hair stylist so it's not as bad as it sounds, I just don't normally cut my own hair.)

[Deleted User] · August 2014

MotherOfPearl85 said:

@guiltypleasures‌ did you see my job pitch in the other thread? I'm about to get off work now. Imagine if I worked at home for you. I would already be there!

I didn't see it. Lol I'd love to have you work for me.

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[Deleted User] · August 2014

@Lolapop29 You'll have to show us. The last time I got drunk and decided to do my hair I ended up with pink hair and a weird cut. Like WTF happened to your hair kind of weird. I'm not a hair stylist though.

cattuccino · August 2014

For some reason we thought it was a good idea to take all of our liquor to the new house so the movers didn't break anything.

And apparently we have no beer in the fridge.

It's going to be a long 9 days.

kelisaid · August 2014

All I have is vodka and ice tea... and that's what I'm drinking. Babe is sleeping, SO is at roller hockey till 9, drinking and terrible reality shows for me it is! I love Mondays!

LuckyDad · August 2014

I don't get to drink until I work out.

[Deleted User] · August 2014

MotherOfPearl85 said:

MotherOfPearl85 said:

@guiltypleasures‌ did you see my job pitch in the other thread? I'm about to get off work now. Imagine if I worked at home for you. I would already be there!

I didn't see it. Lol I'd love to have you work for me.
Haha, what kind of work is it?

Tech stuff for websites. Nothing exciting. I'm thinking of asking one of my freelance people to go full time. It should solve my issues and let me be lazy at the same time.

secretsout · August 2014

I'm about to pour a glass of wine, I think. Last night without the kiddo.

jesuisfatiguee · August 2014

DS doesn't feel well, so early bedtime. I hope he crashes soon because I have shit to do before Cute Dad gets here tonight. Damn it.

jesuisfatiguee · August 2014

Oh and wine or beer at some point tonight.

Eta dick my phone

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Lolapop29 · August 2014

guiltypleasures said:

@Lolapop29 You'll have to show us. The last time I got drunk and decided to do my hair I ended up with pink hair and a weird cut. Like WTF happened to your hair kind of weird. I'm not a hair stylist though.

It wont be anything that exciting. I stopped coloring it so it's just long, brown and boring. Getting it straight in the back will be the only hard part. I learned my lesson about coloring my hair while drunk a long time ago.

secretsout · August 2014

My husband's boss is going to be inducted into the Illuminati soon. 8-|

This guy is a wackadoo.

nanabanana06 · August 2014

No drinking or garage yet. I will be though since I have to go paint some more mother effing clouds. Ugh. The whole weekend we've been painting Rosie's room. I thought we'd be done and she'd be back in her room. Nope. We still have to do 3 more stripes of her rainbow, all the trim, the chair rails, ceiling light, and some more effing clouds. She better love the crap out of her new bedroom.

However, I do get a trip to Ikea out of the deal. So I got that going for me, which is nice.

jesuisfatiguee · August 2014

jsgrl613 said:
My husband's boss is going to be inducted into the Illuminati soon. 8-|

This guy is a wackadoo.

I need more info.

[Deleted User] · August 2014

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[Deleted User] · August 2014

MotherOfPearl85 said:

I am seriously trying to think of how I could do a tech job. I spend most of my day online. Is that enough?

I wish it was that easy. She was helping create an app. She was also in charge of updates, security, and things like that for a site.

secretsout · August 2014

There isn't really any more to the story. The guy is seriously off his rocker, and drunk. He was talking about how the US needs to print more money, but you need a lot of special permission to print more money. Apparently the Illuminati have a hand in that, so he will be getting on this task as soon as he becomes an official member.

Apparently, his father was Illuminati and so he will inherit his membership.

secretsout · August 2014

I'm thinking he better watch himself if the illuminati is real because i'm pretty sure you aren't supposed to talk about it.

jesuisfatiguee · August 2014

I tried to eat a light lunch so I wouldn't be bloaty tonight or tomorrow. I chose a bowl of Thai sweet potato soup.

I'm bloaty.

[Deleted User] · August 2014

When I moved into my first apartment complex it was full of SDSU students. I made friends with a lot of them. I became pretty good friends with one guy. One night I got bored and decided to write him an anonymous stalker type love letter. I drew pictures and everything. I lit a candle and told him to meet me at sunset in the place where it is hidden.

I never told him what it was or where it was hidden. I pinned the note to his door and left a small candle on his doorstep. The next day I walked past and the candle was in his window. I still don't know if he realized that it was just a joke.

eta: The illuminati thing made me think of that.

BluepointToasted · August 2014

MrsButt said:
Audball is throwing balloons in the air and saying "it's balloon-tastic!" Also, she's pretending to decorate them with "besigns."

That is adorable

jesuisfatiguee · August 2014

jsgrl613 said:
There isn't really any more to the story. The guy is seriously off his rocker, and drunk. He was talking about how the US needs to print more money, but you need a lot of special permission to print more money. Apparently the Illuminati have a hand in that, so he will be getting on this task as soon as he becomes an official member.

Apparently, his father was Illuminati and so he will inherit his membership.

Oh. So he's a complete idiot. Got it lol

BluepointToasted · August 2014

Bored. Have things I should do (specifically rewrite my fathers resume) but I think I'll wait until tomorrow. Just me and ds here, and he goes to bed in 15 minutes. Thinking maybe watching something on netflix tonight...no clue what.

Lolapop29 · August 2014

guiltypleasures said:

When I moved into my first apartment complex it was full of SDSU students. I made friends with a lot of them. I became pretty good friends with one guy. One night I got bored and decided to write him an anonymous stalker type love letter. I drew pictures and everything. I lit a candle and told him to meet me at sunset in the place where it is hidden.

I never told him what it was or where it was hidden. I pinned the note to his door and left a small candle on his doorstep. The next day I walked past and the candle was in his window. I still don't know if he realized that it was just a joke.

The department of mysteries?

secretsout · August 2014

bearsbearsbears said:

jsgrl613?

I don't remember what the pants thing is in reference to, but probably. lol.

secretsout · August 2014

I stayed home today and binge watched Hemlock Grove. Some weird shit goes on in that show.

Lolapop29 · August 2014

jsgrl613 said:

I stayed home today and binge watched Hemlock Grove. Some weird shit goes on in that show.

Is it any good? DH is gone and I need a show to binge watch.

secretsout · August 2014

bearsbearsbears said:

jsgrl613 said:

bearsbearsbears said:

jsgrl613?

I don't remember what the pants thing is in reference to, but probably. lol.

Is he odd and creepy with YH? Did he buy YH clothes or something? Am I confusing you with someone else?

You've got the right person. Yes. He is odd and creepy with my husband and yes he buys him shoes and stuff.

[Deleted User] · August 2014

My left nipple hurts. Not the whole boob just the nipple. I haven't even done any nipple pain inducing activities today.

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[Deleted User] · August 2014

justAphase said:

I forgot I started the L word and I watched a couple more episodes today. A lot of the story lines are stupid. I don't even care to watch more.

I hated it. I refused to watch more than a few episodes and that was being nice. When it first came out I was living stupid lesbian drama. I didn't need it on my TV. Queer as Folk was better anyway.

Lolapop29 · August 2014

I loved The L Word, but I'm a sucker for any half decent drama series.

LuckyDad · August 2014

justAphase said:
I forgot I started the L word and I watched a couple more episodes today. A lot of the story lines are stupid. I don't even care to watch more.

Season 3 or 4?

[Deleted User] · August 2014

I keep checking my love tits. I'm close to 10,000. I feel really accomplished.

[Deleted User] · August 2014

I wish someone would read me stories. I guess I'll have to settle for my audiobooks.

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