Ah! Since she hasn't gotten any tests - there may not really be a possibility if a functioning baby. May have all the symptoms - but not everything required for a kid. -hence, the cake mix may not work.
Cupcake - all the basic genetic parts for a possible baby.
Thumping - heartbeat.
Strings - small genetic material to the external portion of the sack that will become the umbilical cord (if it's not technically one already).
Although no one is sure whether there is a possible baby there - she still can't drink alcohol.
It's sunny where I am and I want to sit in my back yard with a vodka lemonade. Sadly - I have to wait and so does she.
Ah! Since she hasn't gotten any tests - there may not really be a possibility if a functioning baby. May have all the symptoms - but not everything required for a kid. -hence, the cake mix may not work.
Cupcake - all the basic genetic parts for a possible baby.
Thumping - heartbeat.
Strings - small genetic material to the external portion of the sack that will become the umbilical cord (if it's not technically one already).
Although no one is sure whether there is a possible baby there - she still can't drink alcohol.
It's sunny where I am and I want to sit in my back yard with a vodka lemonade. Sadly - I have to wait and so does she.
I'm sorry...
are you high?
I get so flustered trying to read this!
BFP - 6/28.....Unofficial(waiting on u/s) EDD - 3/9
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@marg81 same here re: PGD testing. We could know the sex but have decided not to until we pass the 10-week mark. I wanted to pretend this was as close to normal as possible... So the fertility doc will tell us on last appt before we graduate to regular ob.
Also, I think the sex changing troll is actually real...she used the phrase make you feel some type of way. I just don't see a troll throwing down urban slang, but then again, what do I know. It just actually rubbed me as authentic. Which is scary, because it would be far better for this to not be a real person.
Today has been a pretty darn good day. First I slept in until about 10:30. Then we went to a new BBQ place that we heard good things about. Oh.em.gee smoked brisket, macaroni and cheese, and collards. The best damn collards I've EVER had (and as a southern girl, I've had a lot of collards). The meat was to die for. The juiciest, smokey flavor. I keep smelling my hair because it smells like BBQ. I can't wait to go back! Oh and I had peach cobbler for dessert. I'm now uncomfortably full and so satisfied.
Gettin' my random on: Where does the term smart alec come from?
Meaning:
A wise guy, a know-it-all.
Used Today:
"Don't be a smart alec, I'm not letting you bone my sister no matter how funny you are. "
Used Originally:
"Don't be a smart alec; tell your whore wife to stop robbing me."
The most likely source of the term "smart alec," according to Professor Gerald Cohen, is an incredibly ballsy con artist called Alexander ("Alec") Hoag, who along with his hooker wife (man, his nickname is so much better than hers), swindled a string of horny men in New York in the 1840s.
It worked like this: When said hooker wife, Melinda, was "engaged" with a "client," Alec would "sneak" through a "secret panel in the wall" and "make off" with the guy's "stuff." When the client was finished, he would find to his horror that his wallet, pocketbook and/or watch had mysteriously vanished and, what's more, the police didn't want to help. Why? Because Alec, that devilish rogue, had paid off the cops, of course!
Cute announcement, we were thinking of announcing that way. Where did you get the board?
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Someone from my local fb mom group lent me a rustic frame, and I bought oversized foam board. Then cut it to fit into it. You can purchase it at any AC Moore, Michael's or craft store. The marker was a paint marker, but I'm sure you could get away with a big sharpie marker. I really wanted to do it with a black foam board, with white/metallic lettering, to make it look like a chalkboard, but they didn't have it.
@cafecreme I'm always mobile so forgive me, what will be the age gap between the 2? If you don't mind me asking. We will have a little over 2 years here.
This is all highly entertaining.
Guise, I just attended a wedding ceremony that had so many crying kids in it I thought it must be a joke! Not one parent removed their child or even attempted to shush or comfort them. It was surreal.
Upside is, there's a three hour gap between ceremony and reception so we are totally going to panera to pig out.
Also, this is for you @BostonAlison :x
I hate when theirs such a huge gap between weddings. It's a pain in the ass when your out of town too, and have no where to f'ing go. Yea, it's their day or whatever, but it makes everyone pissed.
@chrain and @chilibeansm0m, I third. I look huge, and I haven't gained ANY weight. If I put my pregnant jeans on and a fitted shirt, I look 6 months pregnant. I'm not even joking.
I'm annoyed bc someone mentioned cocoa krispies earlier in this thread, and now I really want them. I went and bought some, and I'm still not hungry (and the thought of eating makes me feel sick). I'm just biding my time until I can stuff my face with cereal.
I usually don't even like cocoa krispies but they sound amazing!!!
@chrain and @chilibeansm0m, I third. I look huge, and I haven't gained ANY weight. If I put my pregnant jeans on and a fitted shirt, I look 6 months pregnant. I'm not even joking.
I've just decided to fully embrace maternity wear at 9w2d. It's kind of pathetic.
@chrain and @chilibeansm0m, I third. I look huge, and I haven't gained ANY weight. If I put my pregnant jeans on and a fitted shirt, I look 6 months pregnant. I'm not even joking.
I feel the same way! I step on the scale and haven't gained any weight yet but look like I have a bump! I know it's just bloat... I'm just not sure when to give in to being more comfortable. This is my first pregnancy so I don't have any maternity clothes!
Confession: I haven't had sex since we conceived, and I promised DH that we would tonight and I'm so tired and bloated and i don't waaaaannnnaaaa. Worst wife ever.
I have gained 6 pounds and have gotten several stares at my belly. I've been trying to hide it at church, but I am to the point where I don't care anymore. I'm going to be comfy in church tomorrow, so I'm going to wear maternity pants and a comfy shirt. Let the questions begin.
@chrain and @chilibeansm0m, I third. I look huge, and I haven't gained ANY weight. If I put my pregnant jeans on and a fitted shirt, I look 6 months pregnant. I'm not even joking.
I feel the same way! I step on the scale and haven't gained any weight yet but look like I have a bump! I know it's just bloat... I'm just not sure when to give in to being more comfortable. This is my first pregnancy so I don't have any maternity clothes!
Well it's not like you won't need them soon either way, but maternity jeans definitely let it all hang out.
We are finally a 2 car family again! Now I don't have to ride in a car with broken AC, and I can drive myself to work next week when I'm finally released to go back!
@chrain and @chilibeansm0m, I third. I look huge, and I haven't gained ANY weight. If I put my pregnant jeans on and a fitted shirt, I look 6 months pregnant. I'm not even joking.
I feel the same way! I step on the scale and haven't gained any weight yet but look like I have a bump! I know it's just bloat... I'm just not sure when to give in to being more comfortable. This is my first pregnancy so I don't have any maternity clothes!
Well it's not like you won't need them soon either way, but maternity jeans definitely let it all hang out.
I know I'll need them soon no matter what and I've been looking online and getting ideas etc. I guess I felt like it is too early to need them, but I want to be comfortable! I do have a belly band to get me through for now though luckily!
This is all highly entertaining.
Guise, I just attended a wedding ceremony that had so many crying kids in it I thought it must be a joke! Not one parent removed their child or even attempted to shush or comfort them. It was surreal.
Upside is, there's a three hour gap between ceremony and reception so we are totally going to panera to pig out.
Also, this is for you @BostonAlison :x
I hate when theirs such a huge gap between weddings. It's a pain in the ass when your out of town too, and have no where to f'ing go. Yea, it's their day or whatever, but it makes everyone pissed.
I understand the point, But the photographer has to shoot portraits at some point. And sometimes couples really don't want to see each other dressed before the ceremony
@wendyld Where did you go to eat? I was unaware of any Indian restaurants in the area.
Hey it's good to see you around again! I went to Taj Cuisine of India on NW 23rd, which was awesome. In Moore there is a place called Himalayas that is ok too. I also like Taste of India in Norman.
@chrain and @chilibeansm0m, I third. I look huge, and I haven't gained ANY weight. If I put my pregnant jeans on and a fitted shirt, I look 6 months pregnant. I'm not even joking.
I was going to try this today! Hahaha but I was scared. I saw family friends earlier this morning. I'm glad I made it an earlier play date than a later one cause once we got home and had lunch I looked like this. I didn't want to tell them yet. Sorry if I'm all sideways. I mean maybe I gained a pound or 2 but not 12! Ha.
Eta: at least my seabands matched my outfit today. Winning!
Yea, I pretty much look like that except rounder. I'll wait until hdbd to expose my huge belly bloat. Everyone will probably be shocked. I know I am.
Re: Ziggy Stardust
I get so flustered trying to read this!
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I totally puked at my son's birthday party today... :-S yay pregnancyyyy
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I had H bring home a bag of sweet potatoes. I can't wait to cook them up with cinnamon and butter mmmm
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Droollllll
Meaning:
A wise guy, a know-it-all.
Used Today:
"Don't be a smart alec, I'm not letting you bone my sister no matter how funny you are. "
Used Originally:
"Don't be a smart alec; tell your whore wife to stop robbing me."
The most likely source of the term "smart alec," according to Professor Gerald Cohen, is an incredibly ballsy con artist called Alexander ("Alec") Hoag, who along with his hooker wife (man, his nickname is so much better than hers), swindled a string of horny men in New York in the 1840s.
It worked like this: When said hooker wife, Melinda, was "engaged" with a "client," Alec would "sneak" through a "secret panel in the wall" and "make off" with the guy's "stuff." When the client was finished, he would find to his horror that his wallet, pocketbook and/or watch had mysteriously vanished and, what's more, the police didn't want to help. Why? Because Alec, that devilish rogue, had paid off the cops, of course!
Read more: https://www.cracked.com/article_18394_6-slang-terms-with-surprisingly-badass-origins.html#ixzz39H3bdimc
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MMC April 2014 at 6w2d, D&C at 9 weeks
MMC August 2014 at 9w1d, D&C at 12 weeks
CP October 2014
My Ovulation Chart
Worst wife ever.
MMC April 2014 at 6w2d, D&C at 9 weeks
MMC August 2014 at 9w1d, D&C at 12 weeks
CP October 2014
My Ovulation Chart
I know I'll need them soon no matter what and I've been looking online and getting ideas etc. I guess I felt like it is too early to need them, but I want to be comfortable! I do have a belly band to get me through for now though luckily!
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@wendyld @toastercat @janda426 @frecklesinisde @estamos_tomamos @SNLT1012
MMC April 2014 at 6w2d, D&C at 9 weeks
MMC August 2014 at 9w1d, D&C at 12 weeks
CP October 2014
My Ovulation Chart