I crapped my pants =[

cll277314 · August 2014

So while at closing on our new house (which we officially own now yay!) I crapped my pants. Not just once but like a continuous poo for 45 mins that I couldnt feel or stop. I was supposed to go to work at 3 and when I called out I was asked if I was "sure" that I couldn't come in. Because you really want my working with my pants full of crap.

Called the Dr and they told me to start looking for other signs of early labor as this can be a sign of things "loosening" up and getting ready to rumble. My mom googled it and most places said that labor was "imminent"

Kinda nervous =[

anewadventure · August 2014

ummmm....

trebekastan · August 2014

Yeahhhhh...that's really interesting. Nice to meet you?

cll277314 · August 2014

So I'm sorry but I have to say y'all suck at support. Wasnt posting because I was proud of it but because I was looking for a little reassurance.

ashaw512 · August 2014

We suck at support? Ok.

You need support for shitting on yourself continuously for 45 min without knowing? Right? We'll I'm so sorry you shit your pants, I hope you don't go into labor soon.

MrsLaLaBug · August 2014

Anyone else?

brittneyandadam · August 2014

If this is the case, then I should be giving birth any minute. I've had crazy diarrhea almost every day. OP, think about what you've eaten in the last 24 hours and think about how you've felt. Any really bad heartburn? Have you thrown up? Any new medications, either prescribed or OTC? Any foods that you're normally ok eating that suddenly don't sit well with you?

The comments you got are b/c you haven't been a very active poster...and it's akin to you walking through the mall and approaching strangers to tell your story.

kmbk27 · August 2014

cll277314 said:
So I'm sorry but I have to say y'all suck at support. Wasnt posting because I was proud of it but because I was looking for a little reassurance.

JFC here we go. Then it's a good thing this isn't a support group.

However, I can tell you it has been proven time and time again that, when called upon, this boat ROCKS at providing support, and if you had bothered to participate and get to know people here longer than the 5 minutes it takes to post random shit (no pun intended) you'd know that.

nilvero · August 2014

cll277314 said:

So I'm sorry but I have to say y'all suck at support. Wasnt posting because I was proud of it but because I was looking for a little reassurance.

Sorry that happened to you, but I agree with PPs. You haven't posted here much and it is very similar to just walking up to someone and telling them "Oh BTW, I crapped my pants." Saying we suck at support isn't taken kindly here.

That could be a sign of impending labor but it could also be you ate something wrong or you're not hydrated enough. Hope your OB can give you more info.

mrsdanielleM2010 · August 2014

cll277314 said:
So while at closing on our new house (which we officially own now yay!) I crapped my pants. Not just once but like a continuous poo for 45 mins that I couldnt feel or stop. I was supposed to go to work at 3 and when I called out I was asked if I was "sure" that I couldn't come in. Because you really want my working with my pants full of crap.

Called the Dr and they told me to start looking for other signs of early labor as this can be a sign of things "loosening" up and getting ready to rumble. My mom googled it and most places said that labor was "imminent"

Kinda nervous =[

ZOMG I am SO SO sorry this happened to you! Might I suggest you buy these, available in the geriatric supply store near you:

cll277314 said:
So I'm sorry but I have to say y'all suck at support. Wasnt posting because I was proud of it but because I was looking for a little reassurance.

Oh, and welcome to the board! First impressions are often lasting ones. In my head, you're going to be recalled as "butthurt and leaky girl"

peanutbuttervibes · August 2014

So what's your question? I haven't ever crapped my pants, but I'm nervous too. Congrats on the new house!

Marchie1214 · August 2014

Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy,
But I crapped my pants
So, support me maybe.

TheNutt · August 2014

How do you not smell it?

BTW, congrats on the new house!

KATILLAC1 · August 2014

Marchie1214 said:
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy,
But I crapped my pants
So, support me maybe.

You deserve all the love tits.

Jax2013 · August 2014

cll277314 said:
So I'm sorry but I have to say y'all suck at support. Wasnt posting because I was proud of it but because I was looking for a little reassurance.

jessandmike2013 · August 2014

I can stop thinking about the 45 minutes thing. How the hell would you know that information of you had no feeling? Also, I cannot stop laughing at the zingers all the PP wrote. Clever girls on here. Love it.

cll277314 · August 2014

So I am sorry that I made it sound like I was accusing the entire board of not being supportive. And I realize that I am new to the board so I am sorry that I threw all that at you guys after just starting.

... on a plus side, at least you'll think of me every time you change a diaper seen as your babies will poo themselves, and then cry about it.

mrsdanielleM2010 · August 2014

cll277314 said:
at least you'll think of me every time you change a diaper seen as your babies will poo themselves, and then cry about it.

Don't flatter yourself.

MrsLaLaBug · August 2014

cll277314 said:
So I am sorry that I made it sound like I was accusing the entire board of not being supportive. And I realize that I am new to the board so I am sorry that I threw all that at you guys after just starting.

... on a plus side, at least you'll think of me every time you change a diaper seen as your babies will poo themselves, and then cry about it.

Dafuq??

JustCricket · August 2014

Damasked said:

Dude. I have Crohn's Disease but I've never pooed for 45 minutes straight, much less without noticing. It's good that you called your doc, because that can't be normal.

This... although I don't haave crohns.... I just am glad you called your doc.. it's not normal.

and I echo pp's... and you felt the need to share this info becauuse?????

ghostof5letters · August 2014

So if you're sitting at the table closing on your home, and pooped your pants for 45 minutes. Who cleaned it all up?

So.many.questions.

With how ridiculous closing costs are, I'd like to shit on my Title Agency floor too.

ashaw512 · August 2014

cll277314 said:
So I am sorry that I made it sound like I was accusing the entire board of not being supportive. And I realize that I am new to the board so I am sorry that I threw all that at you guys after just starting.

... on a plus side, at least you'll think of me every time you change a diaper seen as your babies will poo themselves, and then cry about it.

Ummm....? I most certainly won't think of you, like @mrsdanielleM2010‌ said, don't flatter yourself.
And...I'm honestly concerned for you on a number of levels. Does your dr give you any advice?
Eta words

Daisy1232 · August 2014

DH and I are dead from reading this, thank you ladies this made my night.

ap0wer · August 2014

How do you crap yourself for that long without knowing? How much was in there?!

bumpuser10199668 · August 2014

@cll277314 There is zero correlation between you shitting your pants for 45 minutes and a newborn with a poopy diaper. The main difference being that even a newborn has the cognitive capacity to alert their caregiver that they've shit long before 45 minutes have passed.

kmbk27 · August 2014

CarmAlarm said:
@cll277314 There is zero correlation between you shitting your pants for
45 minutes and a newborn with a poopy diaper. The main difference
being that even a newborn has the cognitive capacity to alert their
caregiver that they've shit long before 45 minutes have passed.

Annnnnnnd Carm FTW!

Pancake227 · August 2014

Marchie1214 said:
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy,
But I crapped my pants
So, support me maybe.

oh my god. Hysterical.

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bodziochl · August 2014

I don't understand the mechanics of how this happened. My brain is like:

Groxb · August 2014

I just can't. Totally ded.

ashleyb1114 · August 2014

....and how do you know that you pooped for 45 minutes straight if you didn't feel it?

T&HLove · August 2014

How is this possible? Also. Just died.

camichael84 · August 2014

Maybe no one told her she was shitting herself until 45 minutes had passed because they really wanted to get that closing done.

bodziochl · August 2014

Was it one long experience or are we talking about a series of aftershocks? The suspense is killing me.

lbonga1 · August 2014

litera said:

July 14 here. At least you won't shit the bed while pushing. Yaaaay.

I hoped this would show up in Trollin' Tuesday.

Also my FI is looking at me like I'm crazy because I'm laughing so hard.

AmandaR204 · August 2014

I'm sorry you lost your shit while closing on your house. What a shitty day you had. Man the shit really hit the fan huh? What a shitstorm. Ok it's out of my system....and hopefully out of yours too.

jortiz780 · August 2014

ashleyb1114 said:
....and how do you know that you pooped for 45 minutes straight if you didn't feel it?

My only guess is 'numb ass'? Anyone, even babies, know when they've shit themselves.

AmandaR204 · August 2014

jortiz780 said:

....and how do you know that you pooped for 45 minutes straight if you didn't feel it?
My only guess is 'numb ass'? Anyone, even babies, know when they've shit themselves.

I can think of atleast 12 ways a numb ass would come in handy.

wrightpalomo · August 2014

I avoided this post because I was pretty sure I DGAF about internet strangers pooping on themselves. But the pregsomnia boredom finally won out and now I'm laughing so hard I'm worried I'll wake Hubbs up.

Just some thoughts:

Were you closing on your house in a place that had no toilets? Like in an open field or out in the woods?

Second, I realize that no, probably not. So, why, when you had only been shitting on yourself for, like, IDK... 45 seconds did you not interrupt and say, "Excuse me, do you have a restroom?" And then proceed to said toilet?

Third, if you were in the wilderness while this was happening why didn't you say, "Excuse me, but I need to go over behind that rock/tree/especially tall clump of grass for a bit. I'll BRB." ????

This whole thing makes no sense.

conradraging · August 2014

I'm freaking crying. Holy shit. Of all the things to be called unsupportive for, chronic pants-shitting was low on my list if suspected topics.

OP, this happened to my dog once. I don't have any encouraging advice, but please don't sit down on the area rug and rub your ass in circles. Thanks.

dinodna3 · August 2014

How did no one smell said shit for 45 minutes?!?

And now I have "Roses" by Outkast suck in my head....I know you'd like to think your shit don't stink
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-poo-oo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-poo-oo

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