I always find my husband to be extremely brave (or ignorant) when he says "LO slept good last night" some mornings, knowing darn good and well that he would be none the wiser if he didn't. This cartoon explains it perfectly...
https://www.nickmom.com/more-lols/meet-a-husband-whos-about-to-get-punched-at-632-am/?xid=facebook-NM
Re: Some nights this about sums it up...