NBR: smooth thoughts for my ass?

Re: NBR: smooth thoughts for my ass?

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• KMW08 member

  July 2014

  meladoriestar said:

  Lol! And you can't even get drunk first! But hey, way better than having William as the first name and calling him by the middle name.
  
  Crap. I hope I don't end up having to make this same deal

  IKR?!?!?!? ugh. You know, last time I got a complete bathroom remodel outta this type of deal. I told dh my ass was worth a minimum of 1k. I figure having the name my way is priceless. I'm a glutton for punishment I guess.

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• longcat07 member

  July 2014

  lol, good luck.  one evening of discomfort for a lifetime of satisfaction that you can actually call your kid by his first name...sounds good to me!
  

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• taberbtb member

  July 2014

  Lmao!! Sorry you will have to endure this sober. I am with you, there are a lot of things I would rather do than butt sex but somethings are worth the sacrifice. That would probably be one trade I would be willing to make. Lube up!! (

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

   

  
  

    

   

  
  

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• Samuelismomma member

  July 2014

  Lol buy out all the pharmacy's lube!! Never done it but the thought is hurting! I'm thinking of you!!

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• KMW08 member

  July 2014

  starmile said:

  Hahaha oh KMW have I told you lately how much I love you?

  
  

  I love that you're still earning your badge.

  
  

  Also, use a vibrator as distraction! It helps it be (more) enjoyable. (My secret? I don't mind it on occasion!)

  This might be genius. :-*
  

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• Eliz77 member

  July 2014

  Oh, boy. I can't even think of when sober, let alone do it sober. Lots of vibes for a quick H tonight and lube up! 

  
  

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• uneek1323 member

  July 2014

  KMW, you are crazy! I think this is what @eme520 might be talking about. I remembered seeing it when I was trying to convince my PGAL brain that plain 'ol sex was ok. 

  
  

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• TVLily member

  July 2014

  ::lurking:: So when you posted on ttcal I was going to say you posted and there was no TMI? Just cute peacocks (which I enjoyed mind you) But then I lurky loo here and there's the tmi I was looking for lol!! GL but congrats on getting your name haha.

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• Yaz14 member

  July 2014

  HAHA! ) one word of advice: LUBE!!!!!!

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• jenkellen member

  July 2014

  Hahahaha...I'm just thinking how hilarious this could be if your kid ever asks how you picked his name!
  
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• Patch89 member

  July 2014

  Hahaha! The things we do , or can do to get our way!! I bribed my DH a while back ) its good to know we have the power (in an odd way) ! One word.. LUBE haha and a tip... get him all fired up and take it slow so when it comes to actually DTD its only a 1 minute thing (wishful thinking) omgosh this is cracking me up LMAO

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• KMW08 member

  July 2014

  Thanks for the love ladies! I survived it, barely! #:-S
  
  
  We had vaginal sex first and when I was finished we did anal. Lots and lots of lube. Thankfully it didn't take him too long, there's one area that's not terribly painful, but keeping that position is near impossible, as I'm on my tip toes/slightly bent over the bed -- so anytime my legs need to relax or dh needs to stretch his legs = horrendous pain. And the finale, screaming bloody murder! I dunno why, but I swear ( even vaginal) it's like he tries to penetrate deeper before the release. Ugh.
  
  THE WAY TMI. Warning. Warning. Warning. LOL Seriously.
  The few times I've done anal I have the sensation that I need to poop or am pooping, it's quite creepy. Thankfully this hasn't happened, but yesterday after he pulled out, somehow he managed to dislodge/loosen a small pellet, which also fell out on to the floor. EWWWW! SCARRED FOR LIFE. I secretly hope that might ruin some of the fantasy of this for him.
  

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• babyjay13 member

  July 2014

  Omg...lmao...I def needed to laugh this morning...thank you...and my condolences

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• ToriGirl2014 member

  July 2014

  Just ... wow.

  I hope the pellet that got knocked out of you knocked the need out of him.  For goodness sake!!

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• Junebug060609 member

  July 2014

  Lurking...
  
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• lorifromwi member

  July 2014

  See...I stop looking at posts for awhile and I miss a jem like this!!

  KMW, so happy you survived.  Happy my DH hasn't asked me for this, as you've brought back memories of past demons and I don't miss them!!

   

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• blackbird818 member

  July 2014

  :::lurky lurky:::
  
  So WFFC...I enjoy anal from time to time. I will say the best position for me is being on top bc 1) I control the speed/motion/depth and 2) it seems like my butt muscles are more relaxed/less tight
  
  Just thought I share that "helpful" tip for the next time you have to make a deal
  
  Glad you survived!!
  
  PS KMW you still crack me up momma!!  )
  
  PPS I might have to remember this and follow your example to use it as a bargaining chip in the future lol
  

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• peggels24 member

  July 2014

  I'm glad you survived!!!!!  

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• Samuelismomma member

  July 2014

  This post made my day....roltfl:):) glad you lived!!

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• nyg2042 member

  July 2014

  This is one deal I would never make - completely off limits. But more power to you KMW - you have me rolling on the floor over here.

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• lorifromwi member

  July 2014

  I wish there was a best post ever badge we could give you @KMW08!!

   

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• chicagojackie member

  July 2014

  Great update regarding your ass! You are a braver woman than me. My back door is off limits due to my hemorrhoid courtesy of DD. Even before then really

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• jbasore1123 member

  July 2014

  *lurking*
  OMG, I literally just peed myself. Sending your ass as many positive thoughts as I can.
  

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• longcat07 member

  July 2014

  thinking healing thoughts for your ass.    lol
  

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• KMW08 member

  July 2014 edited July 2014

  maryhr1 said:

  Dying!!!!
  ) ) )
  
  Glad it over for ya!!!
  

  
  

  Birch113 said:

  
  

  OMG I am dying! I literally choked on my water! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
  So......if DS asks how he got his name, what say you? )

  
  

  Yeah, can't really tell the little guy this one!!! LOL!!!!
  
  ----endquote----
  You mean I shouldn't write this down in one of those cute baby-memory-story books?!?
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• KMW08 member

  July 2014

  snegde said:

  WTF!?!? I can't handle your update! Holy shit woman.

  I. KNOW. OMG I was horrified lol. It was the craziest thing ever. I can't even explain it, it wasn't like a poop feeling, but it was more than runny fluid(lube) feeling. Then I heard it hit -which is ridiculous because it was small and on carpet lololololol.
  X_X

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• KMW08 member

  July 2014

  shaddox16 said:

  I just saw this.....I literally just pissed myself a little
  The pellet is so priceless..... )

  Pellet is the best description hahaha! Just be glad I spared you a picture!
  

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• KMW08 member

  July 2014 edited July 2014

  meladoriestar said:

  Lol don't worry Hun. The first time I did anal I totally pooped on his dick. (It was my nasty ex so I'm pretty pleased about it now).
  
  Glad you survived!

  This makes me feel a. lot. better. I can't even imagine that scenario! I love it even more that it happened to your ex so it's now more of a that's-what-you-deserved story :x
  
  

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• Patch89 member

  July 2014

  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMMMMMMMMGGGGG I WASNT EVEN EXPECTING A BLOODY UPDATE !! )) @KMW08 OMG A PELLET!! PELLET HA HA HA .. YOU HAVE CHEERED ME UP FROM MY ODD MOOD.. HUGS XXX

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• chicagojackie member

  August 2014

  I wish there was a gif for this. Maybe a Mr Hankey pic from South Park

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• twotexans member

  August 2014 edited August 2014

  KMW, I love you!  I am dying.  As for how he got his name...you played heads or tails.  Tails won. 

  
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• Denise91980 member

  August 2014

  Lol! That'll teach him... You make me do anal, and I'll poop on the floor... Lol
  

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• [Deleted User] member

  August 2014

  Why did it take me so long to check this thread for the update?? Oh my word. Too funny! Thanks for the entertainment, ladies!

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