Not really a horror story but it's TMI! I've been sweating so much at night; I sleep in only underwear b/c I'm so flippin' hot at night (even w/ AC). It's to the point where I wake up in the middle of the night drenched in sweat- it's gross.
Oh my God I have the opposite problem!! I poop a lot and it's the only thing left triggering my vomiting! This is so embarrassing but I'll do the deed and start gagging right away. It's not like the odor is different but maybe because I've got a super sniffer now? I have to plug my nose and think of other things.
Grossest experience so far, throwing up in an airplane bathroom. Words cannot even describe! @Princess Irachka Is that pic of your pup? Husky or Mal? My little girl looks just like yours!
When I was pregnant with DD, I recall the leaking and discharge beginning later in the pregnancy. I had to wear panty liners and change my underwear 2x a day. Well, I am 10 weeks today and I am experiencing this already. Absolutely disgusting. I told my husband I need to stock up on panty liners again.
This pregnancy has turned my vag into a leaky faucet. At my first u/s they did an intravaginal which meant adding liquid to the extreme excess of liquid. I cleaned up 100% before leaving the room but I could feel the faucet start leaking immediately again but I ignored it and went to the store with DH after the appt. I went to the bathroom in the store and caught sight of a weird spot on my dress. Upon further inspection I found a perfect vaginal imprint. SMDH. I lengthened the strap on my oversized purse, threw it over my backside and hightailed it home. We had been shopping for half an hour at that point. Absolutely mortifying!
This is TMI to me because I'm so embarrassed: we had a mouse in the house on sat. Yuck!!! It was in the kitchen and as much as I clean and disinfect I still feel sick to my stomach thinking about it. We caught it the night we discovered it. Today I threw away the toaster because there was poop in the catch bin. Gag!
When I was pregnant with DD, I recall the leaking and discharge beginning later in the pregnancy. I had to wear panty liners and change my underwear 2x a day. Well, I am 10 weeks today and I am experiencing this already. Absolutely disgusting. I told my husband I need to stock up on panty liners again.
This. Why so much discharge? It's really starting to get annoying!
This weekend while DH was out fishing, I sharted. That's right, it happened to me. I went from constipation to diarrhea in no time and now I have sharted. And now, two mornings in a row, I have snissed. I didn't think that was supposed to happen until the baby was bigger. Everyday is an adventure!
This weekend while DH was out fishing, I sharted. That's right, it happened to me. I went from constipation to diarrhea in no time and now I have sharted. And now, two mornings in a row, I have snissed. I didn't think that was supposed to happen until the baby was bigger. Everyday is an adventure!
I've never heard the term snissed before but I cracked up reading that. I too have recently snissed myself. Happened two different time.
Pregnancy #1 DD 08.30.2007 Pregnancy #2 Natural Miscarriage at 6 weeks 03/2014 Due date 11/9/2014 Pregnancy #3 DS 02.23.2015 Pregnancy #4 Missed Miscarriage at 11 weeks 11/2018 Due date 5/22/2019 Pregnancy #5 Positive test 12/11/2019 Due Date 8/17/2020
Our bathrooms at work have automatic flushing toilets. When you pee, they flush like immediately, you hardly have time to get up. The stalls are so shallow, and the flush so powerful that the toilet basically flings your (and probably others) pee and ass-matter at you.
It's so fucking gross and makes me want to puke, but I would hate to have THAT flung back at me in a powerful spray >:P
I'm hoping for a sexy/horny pregnancy. Last time around I didn't O the entire pregnancy. DH and I were both really frustrated about that, but no matter what we did, it didn't happen. It was like I had lost all feeling. So far, the sex has been good this pregnancy (between the really bad MS days). I'm just hoping it continues into Feb.
Before getting pregnant I could pass gas in front of DH without a second thought. Welllll, this morning I was stretching and let out this mansized fart in front of him. No stink, just noise. I'm still blushing. :-S
I had to sleep with an ice pack on my lady parts last night. Not fun!
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Sarah, 35 bumping from NE Ohio
Married my love 4/22/2006
DD born 10/12/2009
DS born sleeping 2/23/2013 full trisomy 18
Baby 3 due 2/13/2015 }
I have had some great poops today. After being constipated for the better part of a week, I have such relief! Also, I had really good sex last night. I am hoping I can convince him for a do-over tonight.
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My hubby and I had a TON of sex on Sunday, he and I both just couldn't get enough. But now, for the past two days, my legs and ass are so sore that I can barely walk, stand, or even stretch without feeling pain. Not to mention my lady parts feel like they've taken a beating from Pacqiao. Incredibly uncomfortable to sit, clean up after peeing, and so on.
Farting has been a big problem for me, fortunately I can still place my cheeks in a position where it won't be heard by hubby or others, but sometimes the pressure gets so intense that I tear up before I'm able to release it. Effing annoying!
Ok here's a TMI.....
My hubby and I had a TON of sex on Sunday, he and I both just couldn't get enough. But now, for the past two days, my legs and ass are so sore that I can barely walk, stand, or even stretch without feeling pain. Not to mention my lady parts feel like they've taken a beating from Pacqiao. Incredibly uncomfortable to sit, clean up after peeing, and so on.
Farting has been a big problem for me, fortunately I can still place my cheeks in a position where it won't be heard by hubby or others, but sometimes the pressure gets so intense that I tear up before I'm able to release it. Effing annoying!
LMFAO at the Pacqiao part. This is how I felt sunday. It hurt to even wipe my lady parts.
I snissed this morning at work. Hadn't put on my pantyliner yet. I feel so gross :[ I need to remember to carry around an extra set of scrubs and underwear.
"As soon as I saw you, I knew an adventure was going to happen." -Winnie The Pooh
I had to sleep with an ice pack on my lady parts last night. Not fun!
Careful you don't get a cold.
I'd rather have a cold
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Sarah, 35 bumping from NE Ohio
Married my love 4/22/2006
DD born 10/12/2009
DS born sleeping 2/23/2013 full trisomy 18
Baby 3 due 2/13/2015 }
According to my hubby, I farted in my sleep last night. I've never farted in his presence before. Now I'm getting silly emails, texts etc to remind me of the event that took place while I was unconscious last night.
At least it was a short and cute sound, so he said.
This is TMI to me because I'm so embarrassed: we had a mouse in the house on sat. Yuck!!! It was in the kitchen and as much as I clean and disinfect I still feel sick to my stomach thinking about it. We caught it the night we discovered it. Today I threw away the toaster because there was poop in the catch bin. Gag!
OMG! We had our first rat experience yesterday. At 5:30am DH turns on the whole house fan and a rat fell through and into the house. Luckily he cornered himself in the bathroom. I setup a trap where if he tried to run he would run into my wrapping paper container that had a lid. With the help of our fishing net, we got him trapped and out of the house. Totally freaked out to use the house fan now. :-S oh and I agree. Completely disgusted sanitizing everything in the bathroom, so gross!!
I have an "Extreme TMI" that I don't think anyone will top. I was dry heaving this morning. Nothing was coming up and I was in pain from the convulsions. It was so violent that I actually sh*t my pants. Yup, you read that correct. Thank goodness I was still home and not at work. I cannot even imagine what I would have done. :-S
Needless to say my husband received one of my "You did this to me" phone calls at work this morning.
Oh my God I have the opposite problem!! I poop a lot and it's the only thing left triggering my vomiting! This is so embarrassing but I'll do the deed and start gagging right away. It's not like the odor is different but maybe because I've got a super sniffer now? I have to plug my nose and think of other things.
I have a similar problem but with urine and if I have to give a urine sample. The sight and smell of it makes me gag and sometimes vomit.
Re: TMI Tuesday!
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**warning- extreme TMI**
Oh my God I have the opposite problem!! I poop a lot and it's the only thing left triggering my vomiting! This is so embarrassing but I'll do the deed and start gagging right away. It's not like the odor is different but maybe because I've got a super sniffer now? I have to plug my nose and think of other things.
Married 9/10/11 * BFP 6/9/14 * EDD 1/25/15
@Princess Irachka Is that pic of your pup? Husky or Mal? My little girl looks just like yours!
2.0 is on the way! EDD: 2/24/15
WHY ON EARTH DO I NEED TO SEE A SELFIE OF YOU AT THE DENTIST?!?!?! It is NOT what I want to see at 8 am.
This pregnancy has turned my vag into a leaky faucet. At my first u/s they did an intravaginal which meant adding liquid to the extreme excess of liquid. I cleaned up 100% before leaving the room but I could feel the faucet start leaking immediately again but I ignored it and went to the store with DH after the appt. I went to the bathroom in the store and caught sight of a weird spot on my dress. Upon further inspection I found a perfect vaginal imprint. SMDH. I lengthened the strap on my oversized purse, threw it over my backside and hightailed it home. We had been shopping for half an hour at that point. Absolutely mortifying!
BFP #2 11/6/13 - EDD 7/14/14 - blighted ovum discovered @ 7w - natural m/c @ 10w3d
BFP #3 5/25/14 - EDD 2/1/15 - Hoping this is our 2nd little owl
A/S findings: Baby is a girl! EIF found on heart
but maternit21 came back neg for chromosome disorders!!
This. Why so much discharge? It's really starting to get annoying!
DS - Born 6/17/12
DS#2 - Due 2/11/15
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Pregnancy #2 Natural Miscarriage at 6 weeks 03/2014 Due date 11/9/2014
Pregnancy #3 DS 02.23.2015
Pregnancy #4 Missed Miscarriage at 11 weeks 11/2018 Due date 5/22/2019
Pregnancy #5 Positive test 12/11/2019 Due Date 8/17/2020
@Angeldcf me too!! and farting!
Married 9/10/11 * BFP 6/9/14 * EDD 1/25/15
So far, the sex has been good this pregnancy (between the really bad MS days). I'm just hoping it continues into Feb.
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I had to sleep with an ice pack on my lady parts last night. Not fun!
Sarah, 35 bumping from NE Ohio
Married my love 4/22/2006
DD born 10/12/2009
DS born sleeping 2/23/2013 full trisomy 18
Baby 3 due 2/13/2015
My hubby and I had a TON of sex on Sunday, he and I both just couldn't get enough. But now, for the past two days, my legs and ass are so sore that I can barely walk, stand, or even stretch without feeling pain. Not to mention my lady parts feel like they've taken a beating from Pacqiao. Incredibly uncomfortable to sit, clean up after peeing, and so on.
Farting has been a big problem for me, fortunately I can still place my cheeks in a position where it won't be heard by hubby or others, but sometimes the pressure gets so intense that I tear up before I'm able to release it. Effing annoying!
I snissed this morning at work. Hadn't put on my pantyliner yet. I feel so gross :[ I need to remember to carry around an extra set of scrubs and underwear.
I think I am not going to open it anymore.
I'd rather have a cold
Sarah, 35 bumping from NE Ohio
Married my love 4/22/2006
DD born 10/12/2009
DS born sleeping 2/23/2013 full trisomy 18
Baby 3 due 2/13/2015
Married 9/10/11 * BFP 6/9/14 * EDD 1/25/15
According to my hubby, I farted in my sleep last night. I've never farted in his presence before. Now I'm getting silly emails, texts etc to remind me of the event that took place while I was unconscious last night.
At least it was a short and cute sound, so he said.
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