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peanutbuttervibes · July 2014

bainidhedub said:
Is there some secret technique to peeing in a cup that I missed? Because I do that every single time, pregnant or not.

Haha not sure! But let me know if you figure it out. Luckily the only time I have had to do it is while pregnant.

bumpuser10199668 · July 2014

Damasked said:

I put my shirt on backwards this morning and just left it like that until I had to leave the house.

I put my underwear on inside out and/or backwards frequently. And I don't even notice until H tells me. Sometimes at the end of the day...

rebennett06 · July 2014

braybee said:

Is there some secret technique to peeing in a cup that I missed? Because I do that every single time, pregnant or not.
Haha not sure! But let me know if you figure it out. Luckily the only time I have had to do it is while pregnant.

you can put me in that boat as well. Every time I pee on my hands. Then I have to wipe off the cup and everything....How am I supposed to see where I'm peeing?? I can't see anything in that area!!!! Not to mention how hard it is just to hold the cup down there to begin with!!!!

JustCricket · July 2014

braybee said:

Is there some secret technique to peeing in a cup that I missed? Because I do that every single time, pregnant or not.
Haha not sure! But let me know if you figure it out. Luckily the only time I have had to do it is while pregnant.

literally hold the cup right up against your junk. lol. I have had to pee in many a cup thanks to the military. And it's a little more nervewracking when someone is staring you down to make sure it's actually your pee going into said cup.

mapchick77 · July 2014

Re: peeing in the cup

Last pregnancy I actually managed to drop the cup in the toilet towards the end and didn't have anything left to give another sample. I came out and confessed to the nurse and told her I'd leave another on the way out. I could see her trying not to laugh at me.

anewadventure · July 2014

JustCricket said:

braybee said:

Is there some secret technique to peeing in a cup that I missed? Because I do that every single time, pregnant or not.
Haha not sure! But let me know if you figure it out. Luckily the only time I have had to do it is while pregnant.

literally hold the cup right up against your junk. lol. I have had to pee in many a cup thanks to the military. And it's a little more nervewracking when someone is staring you down to make sure it's actually your pee going into said cup.

oh man, that's the definition of awkward. ack.

JustCricket · July 2014

anewadventure said:

JustCricket said:

braybee said:

Is there some secret technique to peeing in a cup that I missed? Because I do that every single time, pregnant or not.
Haha not sure! But let me know if you figure it out. Luckily the only time I have had to do it is while pregnant.

literally hold the cup right up against your junk. lol. I have had to pee in many a cup thanks to the military. And it's a little more nervewracking when someone is staring you down to make sure it's actually your pee going into said cup.

oh man, that's the definition of awkward. ack.

yea we can blame all the people trying to cheat the drug test for that one. Thank goodness I don't have to deal with practically monthly piss tests anymore.

bumpuser10199668 · July 2014

JustCricket said:

anewadventure said:

JustCricket said:

braybee said:

bainidhedub said:
Is there some secret technique to peeing in a cup that I missed? Because I do that every single time, pregnant or not.
Haha not sure! But let me know if you figure it out. Luckily the only time I have had to do it is while pregnant.

literally hold the cup right up against your junk. lol. I have had to pee in many a cup thanks to the military. And it's a little more nervewracking when someone is staring you down to make sure it's actually your pee going into said cup.

oh man, that's the definition of awkward. ack.

yea we can blame all the people trying to cheat the drug test for that one. Thank goodness I don't have to deal with practically monthly piss tests anymore.

I can say it is just as awkward being the person that has to watch you, too. I felt like such a creeper. But I did catch cheaters

anewadventure · July 2014

CarmAlarm said:

anewadventure said:

JustCricket said:

braybee said:

Is there some secret technique to peeing in a cup that I missed? Because I do that every single time, pregnant or not.
Haha not sure! But let me know if you figure it out. Luckily the only time I have had to do it is while pregnant.

literally hold the cup right up against your junk. lol. I have had to pee in many a cup thanks to the military. And it's a little more nervewracking when someone is staring you down to make sure it's actually your pee going into said cup.

oh man, that's the definition of awkward. ack.

yea we can blame all the people trying to cheat the drug test for that one. Thank goodness I don't have to deal with practically monthly piss tests anymore.
I can say it is just as awkward being the person that has to watch you, too. I felt like such a creeper. But I did catch cheaters

wait a minute. you were standing there staring at them, and they tried to cheat ANYWAY? how dumb do you get?

JustCricket · July 2014

CarmAlarm said:

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I can say it is just as awkward being the person that has to watch you, too. I felt like such a creeper. But I did catch cheaters

yea that was never a fun thing to be voluntold to do... apparently the guys have better stories... like they had people go to extremes like fake penises... and one guy totally got the wrong skin color... (ie he was white and was holding a black dick)

rebennett06 · July 2014

I watch so much netflix at work that I'm actually worried that I won't have anything to watch when I'm on maternity leave.

bumpuser10199668 · July 2014

anewadventure said:

CarmAlarm said:

anewadventure said:

JustCricket said:

braybee said:

Is there some secret technique to peeing in a cup that I missed? Because I do that every single time, pregnant or not.
Haha not sure! But let me know if you figure it out. Luckily the only time I have had to do it is while pregnant.

literally hold the cup right up against your junk. lol. I have had to pee in many a cup thanks to the military. And it's a little more nervewracking when someone is staring you down to make sure it's actually your pee going into said cup.

oh man, that's the definition of awkward. ack.

yea we can blame all the people trying to cheat the drug test for that one. Thank goodness I don't have to deal with practically monthly piss tests anymore.
I can say it is just as awkward being the person that has to watch you, too. I felt like such a creeper. But I did catch cheaters

wait a minute. you were standing there staring at them, and they tried to cheat ANYWAY? how dumb do you get?

To be fair, they were drug addicts, not people in the military. They were pretty damn creative. Most cheats stemmed around "Oh, I'm on my period, I have to take out my tampon" But really they were pulling out a bag of urine they'd stuffed in their vagina.

gingerkid9989 · July 2014

NClady89 said:

Yesterday I ate leftover pie and quesadillas for breakfast at work and ate someone's Heath bar Klondike I found in the work freezer. I have no regrets. Today I'm off and I'm still in the bed at 11:00. I'm starving but also to lazy to move right now.

NO MA'AM!!! Unacceptable. Our damn cleaning guy ate my fudgesicles and I could have smacked his old ass for it!

RedBaramid · July 2014

I ate the last string cheese.. the 7 year old started to cry because she really wanted string cheese, I blamed my husband. He's going to get it from her when he gets home in 20 minutes. Is it bad form to call him and ask him to bring me home an oreo blizzard when I know he's going to get attacked about string cheese upon coming home?

amom2four · July 2014

RedBaramid said:
I ate the last string cheese.. the 7 year old started to cry because she really wanted string cheese, I blamed my husband. He's going to get it from her when he gets home in 20 minutes. Is it bad form to call him and ask him to bring me home an oreo blizzard when I know he's going to get attacked about string cheese upon coming home?

I'm sorry but this totally cracked me up. This nonsense happens all the time in my house. The only difference is that I wouldn't ask him to bring it home, I would be ready waiting with keys in hand and say, I'm going! All the while leaving him to deal with the wrath of the string cheese deprived child.

Eta. Laughing too much didn't catch autocorrect.

bainidhedub · July 2014

12jemjem34 said:

gingerkid9989 said:

NClady89 said:

Yesterday I ate leftover pie and quesadillas for breakfast at work and ate someone's Heath bar Klondike I found in the work freezer. I have no regrets. Today I'm off and I'm still in the bed at 11:00. I'm starving but also to lazy to move right now.
NO MA'AM!!! Unacceptable. Our damn cleaning guy ate my fudgesicles and I could have smacked his old ass for it!

WTF is your cleaning guy doing in the fridge to begin with?

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I worked on a play where we had a bottle of cheap vodka for cleaning some of the costume pieces, and we realized about halfway through the show that the cleaning guy was sneaking drinks out of it.

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