I totally needed this today. I was feeling bad about myself until reading this. It must have been so sad not being able to get your glam on before having your baby. I'm sure she was appalled by her mother's lack of fashion upon her arrival.
I'm sorry but I call it as I see it. This shit is made up and fake.
You know I just realized that Sky really isn't THAT far off a real person. There was this girl Elena that came to the bump a couple years ago, made a short splash and GBCBed but we continued to follow her blog. I remember her packing list of all the different hospital bags (yes bags) she was bringing was insane and she even photoshoped her newborn's pictures to make her birthmark less noticeable. Anyone remember Selfie or am I dating myself here?
You know I just realized that Sky really isn't THAT far off a real person. There was this girl Elena that came to the bump a couple years ago, made a short splash and GBCBed but we continued to follow her blog. I remember her packing list of all the different hospital bags (yes bags) she was bringing was insane and she even photoshoped her newborn's pictures to make her birthmark less noticeable. Anyone remember Selfie or am I dating myself here?
Oh my gosh, I totally know who you're talking about! I used to read her blog because it was so eyeroll-worthy. She was totally crazy. Wasn't she a mail order bride from Russia or something??
You know I just realized that Sky really isn't THAT far off a real person. There was this girl Elena that came to the bump a couple years ago, made a short splash and GBCBed but we continued to follow her blog. I remember her packing list of all the different hospital bags (yes bags) she was bringing was insane and she even photoshoped her newborn's pictures to make her birthmark less noticeable. Anyone remember Selfie or am I dating myself here?
You know I just realized that Sky really isn't THAT far off a real person. There was this girl Elena that came to the bump a couple years ago, made a short splash and GBCBed but we continued to follow her blog. I remember her packing list of all the different hospital bags (yes bags) she was bringing was insane and she even photoshoped her newborn's pictures to make her birthmark less noticeable. Anyone remember Selfie or am I dating myself here?
Was she the same woman who changed her diet while pregnant so her kid wouldn't turn out to be gay? Insane.
Yes! And she like, didn't leave the house so that she wouldn't be exposed to anything that might give her kid the gay. Oh man, I need to find this blog now.
Just google art of making a baby and you'll get her main page and the link to the pregnancy part. She'll probably appreciate the hits. I hadn't been there in over a year but I had to go just make sure she wasn't due in June 14 but alas she is trying to pretend to be a real person lamenting over how her body was never the same while posting photos of herself looking flawless in a bikini so clearly no second pregnancy.
Sorry @MommyP710 I am not sure they are either A) Scared to reveal themselves since we might think differently of them with this Sky AE or Loving the heck out of torturing us all in our curiosity
Just google art of making a baby and you'll get her main page and the link to the pregnancy part. She'll probably appreciate the hits. I hadn't been there in over a year but I had to go just make sure she wasn't due in June 14 but alas she is trying to pretend to be a real person lamenting over how her body was never the same while posting photos of herself looking flawless in a bikini so clearly no second pregnancy.
That's it! The Art of Making a Baby.
And I'm off to waste the rest of the boys' nap time...
This has made my day! I don't know about you but I always refer to my luggage by brand. I'm so fancy with my jansport carry on. I wonder if instead of walks the nanny takes the baby for rides on their unicorn that farts rainbows and shits hundred dollar bills? Congrats on the healthy baby girl and magical vagina!
Married my Sweetie 8/21/04 BFP 10/8/2013 Miss Camryn Marie arrived 6/20/2014
This has made my day! I don't know about you but I always refer to my luggage by brand. I'm so fancy with my jansport carry on. I wonder if instead of walks the nanny takes the baby for rides on their unicorn that farts rainbows and shits hundred dollar bills? Congrats on the healthy baby girl and magical vagina!
Your baby doesn't shit $ bills? Might want to get that looked at.
I'm surprised she didn't drop more label names. I'm *sure* her little princess rides around in a Silver Cross pram. And that push present? Who made it? Cartier? Neil Lane? Jacob the Jeweler?
Re: My Princess is Here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats sky, but it'd be really cool if we could see squishy baby...
Congrats sky but babies are cuter than rubies. Just saying.
I'm sorry but I call it as I see it. This shit is made up and fake.
The bumpie formerly known as First Time in MI
The bumpie formerly known as First Time in MI
The bumpie formerly known as First Time in MI
And I'm off to waste the rest of the boys' nap time...
I'll do anything for a poll.
Anything
I'm not new. I just hate The Bump.
BFP 10/8/2013
Miss Camryn Marie arrived 6/20/2014
Your baby doesn't shit $ bills? Might want to get that looked at.
I mean, go big or go home.