Twatwaffle Tuesday

willy_gert · July 2014

Who would you like to nominate?

willy_gert · July 2014

I am going to nominate my "boss" who threw me under the bus to take the position that I was promised. She and her boss advocated for her and never let me in on the discussions. Also, she's a twatwaffle because she actually used DH's illness as a reason I shouldn't get the job. Fucking Fuckers.

BeebopandBuddy · July 2014

I'm going to go with the collective people from Comcast who never disconnected our internet service from their end so I had to spend 30 minutes on the phone with them today so they could track down when we returned our equipment and why they are still billing us. Now I have to wait while they work on our refund and have to remember to call them back in a few weeks to check on it.

Also, the billing person from the daycare that communicates with no one but just shoves random invoices in the kids' backpacks saying we owe money. The invoices make no sense and, when I call to get clarification, she won't answer the phone.

MarisaKathleen · July 2014

Shitty cookies bought a new house.

It's the greatest house that's ever been on the market, next to the greatest house in the world that they already live in. Not only is it only 1 mile from work so he can walk or bike every day unless it's a blizzard, they should have no trouble selling their current awesome house because it's totally awesome. That is, if your idea of awesome is 1100sq ft, 2 bedrooms and 1 bathroom. Both of my former apartments were bigger than that....

hmp1 · July 2014

I nominate all of you that talked me out of painting over my wallpaper. I am almost done removing the paper layer, then I have to scrub the walls, and then figure out how to repair the places that tore the drywall. It seriously sucks and this is a tiny room (half bath). I should have painted.

jenndub · July 2014

I nominate my MIL, who has already informed me that she won't be able to come to the hospital when Lennon is born because of work. Um, I have no idea what day she's going to be born so how do you know you're working. Also, you get off at 3:30 Monday-Friday. And you didn't show up when Sawyer was born on a Saturday so this isn't exactly news. I feel like she was just attempting to let me know that I am unimportant to her. Bitch, I got the message years ago.

Pokedot · July 2014

hmp1 said:

I nominate all of you that talked me out of painting over my wallpaper. I am almost done removing the paper layer, then I have to scrub the walls, and then figure out how to repair the places that tore the drywall. It seriously sucks and this is a tiny room (half bath). I should have painted.

That would be me You'll be so happy when it's done! Promise. I removed a whole house full and I don't regret it looking back at all. In the moment I said several words that shouldn't come out of a ladies mouth.

I surprisingly have no twat waffles today. I'm seeing kittens and rainbow because I start vacation tomorrow at 4:30, then going for a pedicure and out to dinner with DH. No kid from 8am tomorrow until 6pm Thursday!

Holly_1007 · July 2014

hmp1 said:

I nominate all of you that talked me out of painting over my wallpaper. I am almost done removing the paper layer, then I have to scrub the walls, and then figure out how to repair the places that tore the drywall. It seriously sucks and this is a tiny room (half bath). I should have painted.

you will be so much happier with the end result, promise!

Holly_1007 · July 2014

I nominate DH for a lot of reasons

hmp1 · July 2014

I feel pretty confident that I would have been just as happy with the painted over results

Holly_1007 · July 2014

hmp1 said:

I feel pretty confident that I would have been just as happy with the painted over results

I'm going to have to send you pictures of my MILs office, she painted over. It looks awful!

27boo · July 2014

I nominate our bank. Apparently we can't close because the appraisal said the house has water, sewer, electric, and gas, but didn't say that they were turned on?! Seriously? This one sentence will push us to hopefully Thursday. Can someone smarter than me please explain this mortgage crap to me?

hmp1 · July 2014

Holly_1007 said:

I nominate DH for a lot of reasons

Has he found a place to stay? Aug was your deadline, right?

Holly_1007 · July 2014

hmp1 said:

Holly_1007 said:

I nominate DH for a lot of reasons

Has he found a place to stay? Aug was your deadline, right?

no he hasn't. Hence my nomination. He can't find a place that meets all his requirements, in his price range. I keep telling him it's not his forever house, even if he just gets an apartment for a year but he doesn't want to do that. I really wish I could fast forward my life by 6 months.

redneckmomma25 · July 2014

I nominate the twatty waffles who don't vaccinate. We have a possible whopping cough dx. We will find our for sure on Friday. G and I are on azithromycin for 5 days starting today.

AKB090609 · July 2014

redneckmomma25 said:

I nominate the twatty waffles who don't vaccinate. We have a possible whopping cough dx. We will find our for sure on Friday. G and I are on azithromycin for 5 days starting today.

Oh no! I hope it's not.

Holly_1007 · July 2014

redneckmomma25 said:

I nominate the twatty waffles who don't vaccinate. We have a possible whopping cough dx. We will find our for sure on Friday. G and I are on azithromycin for 5 days starting today.

oh my goodness, I hope it's not whooping cough!

AKB090609 · July 2014

I'm going to nominate my backyard neighbors, they have a yappy little dog and they let it run the neighborhood. It ran our cul de sac for 20 min yesterday and the neighbors didn't call for it or go looking at all.

jenndub · July 2014

redneckmomma25 said:

I nominate the twatty waffles who don't vaccinate. We have a possible whopping cough dx. We will find our for sure on Friday. G and I are on azithromycin for 5 days starting today.

Oh no! I hope it's not. Poor G and poor momma. Good luck!

melody921 · July 2014

redneckmomma25 said:

I nominate the twatty waffles who don't vaccinate. We have a possible whopping cough dx. We will find our for sure on Friday. G and I are on azithromycin for 5 days starting today.

Oh no. Hope it's something else. GL!

melody921 · July 2014

This isn't really Twatwaffle worthy, but it's annoying, so I'm putting it here. People need to learn how to properly utilize social media. If you're a freelance writer who has submitted work to me, yet we've never met in person, it's a great idea for us to be connected on LinkedIn. You have no business, however, sending me a FB friend request. How do others handle these? I just ignore, but not sure if there's a better approach.

MarisaKathleen · July 2014

redneckmomma25 said:

I nominate the twatty waffles who don't vaccinate. We have a possible whopping cough dx. We will find our for sure on Friday. G and I are on azithromycin for 5 days starting today.

My boss, her son & her husband all had whooping cough over the winter. I gave her the death stare for not only being an idiot, but also for coming to work with it. We're not saving lives here. Stay home. She had her son vaccinated for everything else and it wasn't until he was diagnosed that they realized they missed that series.

hmp1 · July 2014

MarisaKathleen said:

redneckmomma25 said:

I nominate the twatty waffles who don't vaccinate. We have a possible whopping cough dx. We will find our for sure on Friday. G and I are on azithromycin for 5 days starting today.

My boss, her son & her husband all had whooping cough over the winter. I gave her the death stare for not only being an idiot, but also for coming to work with it. We're not saving lives here. Stay home. She had her son vaccinated for everything else and it wasn't until he was diagnosed that they realized they missed that series.

She came to work after she was diagnosed? And the doctor missed all the DTaP shots or just one, I would be so pissed if the entire series was not done. I really don't understand if you're not anti-vax not getting the Tdap while pregnant or in the hospital. When I was pregnant in TX and TN it was heavily pushed.

27boo · July 2014

hmp1 said:

MarisaKathleen said:

redneckmomma25 said:

I nominate the twatty waffles who don't vaccinate. We have a possible whopping cough dx. We will find our for sure on Friday. G and I are on azithromycin for 5 days starting today.

My boss, her son & her husband all had whooping cough over the winter. I gave her the death stare for not only being an idiot, but also for coming to work with it. We're not saving lives here. Stay home. She had her son vaccinated for everything else and it wasn't until he was diagnosed that they realized they missed that series.

She came to work after she was diagnosed? And the doctor missed all the DTaP shots or just one, I would be so pissed if the entire series was not done. I really don't understand if you're not anti-vax not getting the Tdap while pregnant or in the hospital. When I was pregnant in TX and TN it was heavily pushed.

Same here. I don't even remembet

27boo · July 2014

Stupid phone.

Anyway. I don't even remember it being much of a discussion at my twentysomething week appt. More like,"We'll do the Tdap vaccination today." "Okay." Because, duh.

redneckmomma25 · July 2014

They gave me mine at my 6w appt. No discussion. She said they would give it before I left and I said ok.

Holly_1007 · July 2014

I had to request a tdap vax and it was given to me by my PCP, not my OB.

hmp1 · July 2014

27boo said:

Stupid phone. Anyway. I don't even remember it being much of a discussion at my twentysomething week appt. More like,"We'll do the Tdap vaccination today." "Okay." Because, duh.

I shouldn't say it was heavily pushed with my first pregnancy because I just got it the first time it was mentioned. But with Leo, they kept asking me at all my 3rd tri appointments that I did in fact get it with my previous pregnancy.

Pokedot · July 2014

Oh man! Sorry redneck. I hope it's not and G feels better quick!

willy_gert · July 2014

I hope it isn't @redneckmomma25 and that you both get to feeling better VERY quickly!!

MarisaKathleen · July 2014

I didn't get my tdap until I was leaving the hospital after Nancy was born. Also, did you know you had to now get it with each pregnancy? I'm supposed to get it sometime before 37wks but lost my planner with the rx in it, so I have to get a new one.

As for my boss, yes, she came to work after her diagnosis because she had been on antibiotics for 24 hours. It lasted forever though. And her son got the 1st shot, but never any of the follow ups. He's 11, and they live in BFE, so I assume it's because they weren't using a computer system and someone messed up the paperwork.

My work is in the farmlands. When I drive to another campus, I can go 20 minutes without seeing another car.

Holly_1007 · July 2014

Now that I think about it, I don't think I ever even got the tdap when pregnant with keagan. I know I got the flu and swine flu shots though.

amandad715 · July 2014

Like @dimples12 I would second the nomination for HFM, which is what both boys have. We've been sequestered to the house (as I'm sure you all know bc I've been whining about it) for a week. I'm ready to get our normal summer lives back. @redneckmomma25‌ I'm so sorry for both of you. Keeping my fingers crossed it's something else!

PenelopePond · July 2014

Holly_1007 said:
Now that I think about it, I don't think I ever even got the tdap when pregnant with keagan. I know I got the flu and swine flu shots though.

I didn't get it with Ethan. They never even mentioned it.

I hope you and G get feeling better fast! @redneckmomma25‌

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BeebopandBuddy · July 2014

shiggybop said:

Hospital housekeeping gets nominated today. Who the hell comes into a room at 3am to change a trash can that hasn't even been used. Ffs, I just got Cameron to sleep somewhere other than on my chest and she came in with squeaky shoes and let the door slam while turning on the gd bright lights. You best believe I got her name from her badge and called about it this morning to make sure it doesn't happen again tonight.

That was the worst when Ethan was in the hospital. I would finally get him calm and to sleep, or finally let myself fall asleep, and then someone would come in to check some random thing. I think it was the worst 4 nights of sleep I ever had. Exhausting. Is he still running a fever?

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Flamingemu · July 2014

They asked me about Tdap, but I declined since I had had the booster the year before pregnancy when I put a screwdriver through my eye.

It was only asked about once and I don't even think they asked for my records to prove it. I made DH get the booster.

PenelopePond · July 2014

Flamingemu said:

They asked me about Tdap, but I declined since I had had the booster the year before pregnancy when I put a screwdriver through my eye.

It was only asked about once and I don't even think they asked for my records to prove it. I made DH get the booster.

:-O :-SS @-)

Flamingemu · July 2014

PenelopePond said:

Flamingemu said:

They asked me about Tdap, but I declined since I had had the booster the year before pregnancy when I put a screwdriver through my eye.

It was only asked about once and I don't even think they asked for my records to prove it. I made DH get the booster.

:-O :-SS @-)

Ya, well, not my eyeball thankfully. We were pulling down paneling in the basement. I had just taken my safety glasses off for one reason or another. I went to pry out a staple or nail or something and it rebounded and hit me right in the eye. It went through my eyelid, but luckily didn't do any damage to my lens. It sure was awful healing there though.

Flamingemu · July 2014

My nominee is my CFO. She was on vacation last week. Yesterday, she decided to focus on something irrelevant to the week. Today, when we have a hard deadline, she is in a 3 hour meeting witout signing off on a document. I can't leave until she has signed and it is sent to the powers that be.

I was supposed to leave 20 minutes ago. Glad DH could leave to grab the kiddo today. I am rebelling by doing nothing else this afternoon while I wait.

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