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October 2014 Moms
meggiev123
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Wardrobe Malfunction!
meggiev123
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So most of my maternity clothes are packed for my trip tomorrow, but I was going into the office today for a bit and needed something semi-professional to wear. I was pleased with myself for finding a non-maternity tank/skirt combo made of a stretchy material and looked decent. That is from the front- I neglected to look at my backside until I got to the office and realized that the skirt had a slit, which was now basically up to my ass since the skirt was riding a few inches higher than intended. Thank god I had a long cardigan in my office.
Anyone else have a memorable wardrobe malfunction to share to make me feel better?
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Re: Wardrobe Malfunction!
I have this ADORABLE maternity top. However, I bought it online and it was a size too big. I forgot that during my last pregnancy, I had to put a safety pin in the cleavage slit because it splits down to my bra (under my boobs). Wore it to work without a second thought and it wasn't until I looked down mid day that I realized I looked a little like the pregnant office floozy. Whoops. Good thing I work in a cubicle and typically only see a few other co-workers. But I still can't believe nobody (even my female boss) said anything to me!
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30 dx with PCOS 2010 treating with metformin
DS1 12-29-11 DS2 11-4-14
BFP 10/19/13 missed mc at 5 weeks d&c 11/18/13
BFP 2/16/14 Please stick baby! ! EDD 10/31/14
DX with septate uterus 3/1/14
Mine happened ages ago, but it still burned in my memory.
I went in for a job interview and was wearing a really cute full skirt. It was a windy day, and just as I opened the front door to the office and saw a group of people (who would be the ones to interview) standing around the front desk, the wind blew my skirt all the way up.
My hands were full with my resume and purse, and I sort of crashed into the glass door. Everyone stopped and looked.
I was wearing THE UGLIEST pair of old granny panties. I did not get the job, lol. Only interview I have ever had where I wasn't offered the job afterwards, lol.
It's a BOY! Est. Due Date - October 17th
My malfunction happened years ago on my old account. Thankfully, I worked 2:30-1am then, so the corporate people were out of the office already, and we were down to just 4 of us in our area, and limited people around the building (kitchen, bathroom, etc.).
I had just started losing weight (ended up losing 50 pounds, but it took forever), so I pulled out this old AE skirt that was made of a silk material and wore that. I was super pumped. It wasn't too tight or anything, but when I got into my car to come to work, I vaguely remember a popping noise. Not until around 8pm when I took my lunch break did I figure out that my entire skirt was SHREDDED on the back. I mean. SHREDDED. I literally went around in the dark hallways, looking for a desk with a stapler (most desks are behind locked doors). I found one and stapled, and pulled the skirt waaaay up to under my boobs so the stapled part was on my lower back, not ass. I made it through the night.
I worked with my best friend during that time, who later became my maid of honor. I never told her, even. I was so embarrassed. I think I told her like, years later. But definitely didn't say a word then.
Surely if someone would have seen it, they would have said something, right? RIGHT?