Wardrobe Malfunction!

meggiev123

So most of my maternity clothes are packed for my trip tomorrow, but I was going into the office today for a bit and needed something semi-professional to wear. I was pleased with myself for finding a non-maternity tank/skirt combo made of a stretchy material and looked decent. That is from the front- I neglected to look at my backside until I got to the office and realized that the skirt had a slit, which was now basically up to my ass since the skirt was riding a few inches higher than intended.  Thank god I had a long cardigan in my office.

Anyone else have a memorable wardrobe malfunction to share to make me feel better? 

Emerald27

I've shared mine before, but I was nursing DS down for a nap one afternoon when the doorbell rang. It was the UPS delivery guy. I jumped up and ran down the stairs to sign for the package, and it wasn't until I'd closed the door that I realized a boob was out of my shirt. He didn't say anything or make any odd faces, so I'm not sure he even noticed!! How embarrassing.

bumpuser10309732

Emerald27 said:

I've shared mine before, but I was nursing DS down for a nap one afternoon when the doorbell rang. It was the UPS delivery guy. I jumped up and ran down the stairs to sign for the package, and it wasn't until I'd closed the door that I realized a boob was out of my shirt. He didn't say anything or make any odd faces, so I'm not sure he even noticed!! How embarrassing.

So he wasn't like sign here....and here.....and here....and here....Lol

Maggie6424

I have this ADORABLE maternity top. However, I bought it online and it was a size too big. I forgot that during my last pregnancy, I had to put a safety pin in the cleavage slit because it splits down to my bra (under my boobs). Wore it to work without a second thought and it wasn't until I looked down mid day that I realized I looked a little like the pregnant office floozy. Whoops. Good thing I work in a cubicle and typically only see a few other co-workers. But I still can't believe nobody (even my female boss) said anything to me!

 

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future mrs dash

I was brought a maternity/nursing top which has a hole in the centre of the boobs and a piece of fabric flapped over the top, well i was in a grocery shop reached for something and took 4 isles and my husband to point out my boob was out lol. Luckly i had a bra on.

themiss

Mine happened ages ago, but it still burned in my memory.

I went in for a job interview and was wearing a really cute full skirt. It was a windy day, and just as I opened the front door to the office and saw a group of people (who would be the ones to interview) standing around the front desk, the wind blew my skirt all the way up.

My hands were full with my resume and purse, and I sort of crashed into the glass door. Everyone stopped and looked.

I was wearing THE UGLIEST pair of old granny panties. I did not get the job, lol. Only interview I have ever had where I wasn't offered the job afterwards, lol.

MuffinMom14

Oh my god. I'm cringing over these.

My malfunction happened years ago on my old account. Thankfully, I worked 2:30-1am then, so the corporate people were out of the office already, and we were down to just 4 of us in our area, and limited people around the building (kitchen, bathroom, etc.).

I had just started losing weight (ended up losing 50 pounds, but it took forever), so I pulled out this old AE skirt that was made of a silk material and wore that. I was super pumped. It wasn't too tight or anything, but when I got into my car to come to work, I vaguely remember a popping noise. Not until around 8pm when I took my lunch break did I figure out that my entire skirt was SHREDDED on the back. I mean. SHREDDED.  I literally went around in the dark hallways, looking for a desk with a stapler (most desks are behind locked doors). I found one and stapled, and pulled the skirt waaaay up to under my boobs so the stapled part was on my lower back, not ass. I made it through the night.

I worked with my best friend during that time, who later became my maid of honor. I never told her, even. I was so embarrassed. I think I told her like, years later. But definitely didn't say a word then.

Surely if someone would have seen it, they would have said something, right? RIGHT?

MorganWP

I dont personally have one but a couple of years ago my mom, her friend and her kids and I went to a waterpark. Just as we were settling down to have something to eat, after a few hours of fun, my mom noticed something odd about her friend's swimsuit. The back of her bottoms were almost completely seethrough. The elastic had worn out from going down the slides. Luckily her friend's husband was coming to join us later so he grabbed her another suit from home.

asarem93

I have a grey shark-bite (hi-lo) dress I wear to work all the time, and of course I have to pee like every 5 minutes. Well on one of my bathroom trips I forgot how long the back of my dress was and before I sat down, I dropped it in the toilet! Luckily my sister works with me and had an extra dress in her car, but boy was that embarrassing!! Needless to say, I am always very careful with it now!