may we deem this CP Tuesday?

carawasa · July 2014

I would like to cp anyone who looks at me today. I just feel like it. I want to be a raging lunatic bitch today, and idgaf.

that is all.

deedee1017 · July 2014

Jenball717 · July 2014

So far I have no one on my list today but that will likely change by the end of the day. I'll get back to you on that.

Weljadraak · July 2014

::not looking at you::

hlb622 · July 2014

Request granted.

blueeyedrose86 · July 2014

I would like to CP whoever is in charge of getting DH his orders. We are supposed to be out of here on August 1st, but without orders we can't schedule the movers to pack our shit. He keeps calling and was told he'd have them last week "for sure." Then is was Monday "for sure." Yeah, didn't happen. It's stressing me the ef out.

jnsmith85 · July 2014

I feel you. I have, yet again, been up for over 24 hours straight. I walk through the front door this morning and H says "oh my gosh I'm so exhausted. The dog kept waking me up"

carawasa · July 2014

jnsmith85 said:
I feel you. I have, yet again, been up for over 24 hours straight. I walk through the front door this morning and H says "oh my gosh I'm so exhausted. The dog kept waking me up"

OMG this gif is making me lol!!! That was actually me this am too. We ran out of formula and my FI pissed me of before bed last night and I woke up pissed off at him so I went into our room at 630 while he was asleep and I was doing a million and 5 things and demanded he go get it. Like a crazy person. I don't even feel bad lol

PinkDahLia44 · July 2014

jnsmith85 said:
I feel you. I have, yet again, been up for over 24 hours straight. I walk through the front door this morning and H says "oh my gosh I'm so exhausted. The dog kept waking me up"

Why have you been awake for so long?!? (I know you work nights on a NICU (?) floor, but, not even a nap during the day?)

tashad18 · July 2014

blueeyedrose86 said:
I would like to CP whoever is in charge of getting DH his orders. We are supposed to be out of here on August 1st, but without orders we can't schedule the movers to pack our shit. He keeps calling and was told he'd have them last week "for sure." Then is was Monday "for sure." Yeah, didn't happen. It's stressing me the ef out.

Ugh. Sorry you're dealing with that. I sympathize. I remember hoe frustrating it was when DH was in the Marine Corps. They always seemed so disorganized and everything was very last minute, which drove me crazy because I have to have things planned. Good luck!

carawasa · July 2014

Oh and also, I think the guy in my office missed the cp memo. He just emailed me and told me my hair looked pretty. Like if you just came up to me and said something it would make it 100% less creepy. He's getting punched

deedee1017 · July 2014

carawasa said:

Oh and also, I think the guy in my office missed the cp memo. He just emailed me and told me my hair looked pretty. Like if you just came up to me and said something it would make it 100% less creepy. He's getting punched

can you respond in gifs? This one would work

blueeyedrose86 · July 2014

carawasa said:
Oh and also, I think the guy in my office missed the cp memo. He just emailed me and told me my hair looked pretty. Like if you just came up to me and said something it would make it 100% less creepy. He's getting punched

That's weird lol

jnsmith85 · July 2014

PinkDahLia44 said:

jnsmith85 said:
I feel you. I have, yet again, been up for over 24 hours straight. I walk through the front door this morning and H says "oh my gosh I'm so exhausted. The dog kept waking me up"

Why have you been awake for so long?!? (I know you work nights on a NICU (?) floor, but, not even a nap during the day?)

I usually nap when LO naps, but yesterday he decided 1 hour was long enough. Just as I was dozing off
he was all

Weljadraak · July 2014

Wait. Did he email you only to say you look pretty?

carawasa · July 2014

Weljadraak said:
Wait. Did he email you only to say you look pretty?

baha!!
yes!!! And he doesn't even talk to me otherwise??! I didn't like it.

Weljadraak · July 2014

THAT PICTURE IS HUGE, MY B.

SHAWNACPA · July 2014

I feel you. The in-laws are coming to see DD tonight. Which is weird because they live a mile from us and they make these "appointments" to come at the weirdest times. Plus, if we go out there MIL doesn't even hold her and makes shitty comments about me letting her set up by herself in the floor (seriously, she tells me not to sit her down because she might fall over and hit her head). I mean, you live a mile away, but you want to come on a weeknight at 6:50 (yes, that says 6:50)?! You are weird... Also, thank you for disrupting our week night schedule. When she screams while you are holding her because it is bedtime do not make comments about how she is a "fussy baby". She isn't a fussy baby, you are just weird.

edaire · July 2014

I'll play. I would like to CP my neighbor. We live in the country and my neighbor always brings home these outside kittens. They either get hit by a car or eaten by coyotes and she is never home to take care of them. 2 weeks ago she brought home this adorable kitten that is basically living at my house (as usual). Kitty is always starving and tries to run in my house every single time I open the door. I have a baby, cat, and a dog of my own. I don't want to take care of your pets too!

deedee1017 · July 2014

Lia1303 said:

I would like to join the CP day. Everyone just sucks at my job and I just want to go home, shove all the chocolate things in my face and take a nap.

This sounds like the perfect afternoon.

SHAWNACPA · July 2014

Yep.. 6:50. When DH told me that, I told him that was not only an odd time but right before bed. I have to tread lightly because he goes into this "you have a problem with my mom" bull shit. Umm, yes, DH I have a problem with how she treats our daughter. But, to hell with her. They won't stay long and then I won't have to deal with this for another month or two.

carawasa · July 2014

I CP everything. In the face, which makes no sense but it's totally cool

Weljadraak · July 2014

Connorsmama2006 said:

I would like to cp my friends dh. She is pregnant, and I found out yesterday that if it is a girl her dh said he won't have anything to do with the baby. Well, l guess they went to the doctor yesterday and found out that they are having a girl. I was told that he was being a total asshole about it at work.

This would be a nut punch, then. I'll take it a step further and say castrate the douche.

layali · July 2014

CP my coworker (that I usually like). I have a lengthy, detailed training program that is internationally certified (3 levels, with 10+ hours of training for each level). She just up and emailed that she "doesn't like" one of the requirements and she wants to change it.

During the month of June, I spent many, many hours reviewing our training materials and then resubmitting the requirements.

Why the FUCK is she telling me she doesn't like part of it 3 weeks after I've submitted the damn thing and expecting me to change it?

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deedee1017 · July 2014

i found someone to CP!

My coworker who is a total (self proclaimed) foodie with very high standards. She convinced me to order lunch from a new place. 1- it wasn't good. 2- they forgot my change 3-she forgot to order my drink. Bad lunch with nothing to wash it down. CP!

Kdanson · July 2014

I would like to CP a woman in our baby rhyme time class. When I'm discussing my nanny search with another mom, I do not need to hear about how you could never leave your child with someone that you don't know how they were raised, etc. Trust me, I feel guilty enough without your input, kthx.

Also, I would like to administer this CP in roughly 4 months, as she is 36 weeks pregnant. I dislike her, but I'm not heartless.

Edit: hit post too soon

ajjf1026 · July 2014

Connorsmama2006 said:

I would like to cp my friends dh. She is pregnant, and I found out yesterday that if it is a girl her dh said he won't have anything to do with the baby. Well, l guess they went to the doctor yesterday and found out that they are having a girl. I was told that he was being a total asshole about it at work.

You already know my feelings on this douchecanoe. He deserves to be bitchslapped in the nuts.

deedee1017 · July 2014

afolske106 said:

Connorsmama2006 said:

I would like to cp my friends dh. She is pregnant, and I found out yesterday that if it is a girl her dh said he won't have anything to do with the baby. Well, l guess they went to the doctor yesterday and found out that they are having a girl. I was told that he was being a total asshole about it at work.

You already know my feelings on this douchecanoe. He deserves to be bitchslapped in the nuts.

he sounds quite charming.

bkeane619 · July 2014

I would like to CP my DH for setting our alarm and then proceeding to leave the door open. My poor aunt had to drive over when alarm company got a hold of her and she was terrified someone was in the house.

deedee1017 · July 2014

Connorsmama2006 said:

deedee1017 said:

afolske106 said:

Connorsmama2006 said:

I would like to cp my friends dh. She is pregnant, and I found out yesterday that if it is a girl her dh said he won't have anything to do with the baby. Well, l guess they went to the doctor yesterday and found out that they are having a girl. I was told that he was being a total asshole about it at work.

You already know my feelings on this douchecanoe. He deserves to be bitchslapped in the nuts.

he sounds quite charming.

Here is the kicker! They already have a boy! He creeps me the fuck out! I have never liked him.

That's odd. That would be a big red flag for me.

carawasa · July 2014

crunchymama11 said:
I'm in a very bad bitchy mood. DD1 won't nap, DD2 won't nap, my internet is screwy, and I hate the world.

You need to find something to CP. Your couch, the shower curtain, a pillow THEY CAN AND MUST BE CPd! Let it out mama

Amjoy25 · July 2014

Ok, I'll play...I would also like to CP an abstract entity...AZ. It's going to 118 as the high on Thursday and the low is 87! I mean, come on, man.

carawasa · July 2014

Amjoy25 said:

Ok, I'll play...I would also like to CP an abstract entity...AZ. It's going to 118 as the high on Thursday and the low is 87! I mean, come on, man.

if AZ is making you do this:

it deserves the grandest of CPs.

PinkDahLia44 · July 2014

@23melissa28, that sounds very unprofessional and I can understand why you were uncomfortable. I'm sorry that happened.

carawasa · July 2014

@23Melissa28‌ omg I'm so sorry.. that makes me feel so uncomfortable for you!

txmom13 · July 2014

@23Melissa28‌ That was completely unprofessional. Hopefully you can see a different provider when you go in for your next appointment.

SHAWNACPA · July 2014

@23Melissa28‌ - so sorry! That guy sounds like a grade A asshole!!

Herefishy87 · July 2014

@23Melissa28‌ I'm sorry he did that to you, fuckin creep! You should send you bf back to meet him in the parking lot after hour to have a talk.
But seriously, I would mention it to the midwife next time you see her and request you never have to see him again.

bkeane619 · July 2014

Holy shitballs I would be livid!!!!

ajjf1026 · July 2014

@23Melissa28 That is awful, I'm so sorry you had to go through that. I would definitely say something to your midwife and absolutely refuse to see him again. That is unprofessional and ridiculous. He deft deserves a DP!

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