The only reason we would need a FB page

Re: The only reason we would need a FB page

• beachy6 member

  July 2014

  Ha! I pray that this is like The Onion!

  

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• AllTheTeaInChina member

  July 2014

  Sorry ladies, I have no desire to see your vagina selfies. I won't be joining your group.

  
  

  
  

  Thing 1: 6/2012 Thing 2: Due 12/2014

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• Manateearmz member

  July 2014

  Do I have to wait until I'm giving birth to take one? I'm going to groom up this morning and I would like to show off my new haircut.

  

   

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• BankerBSN member

  July 2014

  Manateearmz said:

  Do I have to wait until I'm giving birth to take one? I'm going to groom up this morning and I would like to show off my new haircut.

  Why wait?  You can put them all together and make a time lapse video!

  

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• BankerBSN member

  July 2014

  AllTheTeaInChina said:

  Sorry ladies, I have no desire to see your vagina selfies. I won't be joining your group.

  Fun hater.

  

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• desertsun member

  July 2014

  Oh my god. Horrifying thought. I can hardly watch birth videos, let alone endure a FB feed of baby-birthing vaginas. I sort of have to pretend that I'm NOT going to give birth so that I don't spend my days in a corner gibbering in terror. 
  
  
  

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• Cheekers2010 member

  July 2014

  Sits giggling to self like a 12 year old boy.

  
  

  
  

  BFP2: 10/27/13(edd 7/10/14) "Speck" ~ M/C 12/5/13
  

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• agsgrrl member

  July 2014 edited July 2014

  I just watched the Business of Being Born last night, and while the ones on there didn't give me nightmares or anything, somehow I can only imagine the horrors of a random feed of stretching vaginas X_X
  Ps if anybody dares aim a camera anywhere near my cooter during birth they will be promptly socked in the throat!

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• LaxMOM44 member

  July 2014

  My vagina is too magnificent to share with mere mortals. It is like Iggy Azalea...fancy. I sit nude in a bath full of sparkles daily so that my vagina will sparkle like the brilliant star it is. My pubic hair is shaped not like a lightning bolt but in a 3D likeness of my own vagina.
  
  My vagina already has a Facebook page it has more likes than Pippa's ass and Angelina's leg.

  SIGNATURE FAIL!!!!!!!

  
  

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• LaxMOM44 member

  July 2014 edited July 2014

  Favourite? (Canadian spelling) thanks!
  
  Edit: even iPhone is American!

  SIGNATURE FAIL!!!!!!!

  
  

  <a href="http://www.thebump.com/?utm_source=ticker&utm_medium=HTML&utm_campaign=tickers" title="Ovulation Calculator"><img src="http://global.thebump.com/tickers/tt189369.aspx" alt=" Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker" border="0"  /></a>

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  
  

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• ebilbao member

  July 2014

  Whose vagelfie gets to be the profile pic?

  

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• ebilbao member

  July 2014

  Ps-I vote for @BankerBSN‌

  

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• LaxMOM44 member

  July 2014

  ebilbao said:

  Ps-I vote for @BankerBSN‌

  Agreed!
  

  SIGNATURE FAIL!!!!!!!

  
  

  <a href="http://www.thebump.com/?utm_source=ticker&utm_medium=HTML&utm_campaign=tickers" title="Ovulation Calculator"><img src="http://global.thebump.com/tickers/tt189369.aspx" alt=" Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker" border="0"  /></a>

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  
  

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• ebilbao member

  July 2014

  I would expect nothing less of our inaugural vagelfie.

  

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• perfectlove09 member

  July 2014

  Can you imagine

  
  DD#1 December '12
  DD#2 New Year's Baby '15
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• LaxMOM44 member

  July 2014 edited July 2014

  Wait wait will someone be throwing hotdogs at @BankerBSN‌'s vagina?
  
  Edit:the words, they are so hard tonight

  SIGNATURE FAIL!!!!!!!

  
  

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• ebilbao member

  July 2014

  Lol-where the hell is @BankerBSN‌? She must have a life on a Saturday night.

  

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• BankerBSN member

  July 2014

  I will post the first picture.  Here is my pre-baby vagfie

  
  

  
  

  

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• LaxMOM44 member

  July 2014

  BankerBSN said:

  I will post the first picture.  Here is my pre-baby vagfie

  
  

  
  

  
  Omg just wow.
  

  SIGNATURE FAIL!!!!!!!

  
  

  <a href="http://www.thebump.com/?utm_source=ticker&utm_medium=HTML&utm_campaign=tickers" title="Ovulation Calculator"><img src="http://global.thebump.com/tickers/tt189369.aspx" alt=" Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker" border="0"  /></a>

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  
  

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• CandEChicago member

  July 2014

  Between that and your hot dog GIF, I am starting to think you have a thing for meat. 

  
  

  
  

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• MaineMama member

  July 2014

  Discrimination! Don't we Csection ladies get to do guts/uterus/doctor/sterile field selfies? Or I could try and find a sucker/nurse to take a pic of my vag/catheter  

  

  I'm not hungry, I'm HUUUNNNNNGGGRRRRRYYYY! NOW!

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• BankerBSN member

  July 2014

  MaineMama said:

  Discrimination! Don't we Csection ladies get to do guts/uterus/doctor/sterile field selfies? Or I could try and find a sucker/nurse to take a pic of my vag/catheter  

  
  
  The article says we get to see a picture of your insides. Yay!
  

  

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• LaxMOM44 member

  July 2014

  Man my vag was so mutilated after labour if I took a close up pick it would have looked like an eviscerated stomach anyways,

  SIGNATURE FAIL!!!!!!!

  
  

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• MaineMama member

  July 2014

  gradschoolmom1234 said:

  MaineMama said:

  Discrimination! Don't we Csection ladies get to do guts/uterus/doctor/sterile field selfies? Or I could try and find a sucker/nurse to take a pic of my vag/catheter  

  @MaineMama you can take a picture of your vag and brag "this will still be nice and tight after the baby comes out bishes!!" 

  Ha! My new hashtag  #doesnthurttopee #noextrastitchforthisbitch
  

  

  I'm not hungry, I'm HUUUNNNNNGGGRRRRRYYYY! NOW!

  Dec 2014 Dec Siggy, Free For All

  Big E- 2008

  Miss M- 2011

  Baby Z- 2012

  Baby Smoosh, Due Dec 2014

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• LaxMOM44 member

  July 2014

  BankerBSN said:

  I will post the first picture.  Here is my pre-baby vagfie

  
  

  
  

  

  SIGNATURE FAIL!!!!!!!

  
  

  <a href="http://www.thebump.com/?utm_source=ticker&utm_medium=HTML&utm_campaign=tickers" title="Ovulation Calculator"><img src="http://global.thebump.com/tickers/tt189369.aspx" alt=" Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker" border="0"  /></a>

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  
  

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• Cryssteen member

  July 2014

  ...another reason: more opportunities for candy crush lives.

  
  

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• Maere member

  July 2014

  Lol, My sister is addicted to selfies, I wouldn't put this past her.. lol

  
  
  

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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