The only reason we would need a FB page

BankerBSN

Is to share our vagina selfies with one another!!

https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/07/17/vagina-selfies-during-birth-craze-sweeping-across-social-media/

ETA:  tried to fix link

beachy6

Ha! I pray that this is like The Onion!

AllTheTeaInChina

Sorry ladies, I have no desire to see your vagina selfies. I won't be joining your group.

Manateearmz

Do I have to wait until I'm giving birth to take one? I'm going to groom up this morning and I would like to show off my new haircut.

BankerBSN

Manateearmz said:

Do I have to wait until I'm giving birth to take one? I'm going to groom up this morning and I would like to show off my new haircut.

Why wait?  You can put them all together and make a time lapse video!

BankerBSN

AllTheTeaInChina said:

Sorry ladies, I have no desire to see your vagina selfies. I won't be joining your group.

Fun hater.

desertsun

Oh my god. Horrifying thought. I can hardly watch birth videos, let alone endure a FB feed of baby-birthing vaginas. I sort of have to pretend that I'm NOT going to give birth so that I don't spend my days in a corner gibbering in terror. 

Cheekers2010

Sits giggling to self like a 12 year old boy.

agsgrrl

I just watched the Business of Being Born last night, and while the ones on there didn't give me nightmares or anything, somehow I can only imagine the horrors of a random feed of stretching vaginas X_X
Ps if anybody dares aim a camera anywhere near my cooter during birth they will be promptly socked in the throat!

LaxMOM44

My vagina is too magnificent to share with mere mortals. It is like Iggy Azalea...fancy. I sit nude in a bath full of sparkles daily so that my vagina will sparkle like the brilliant star it is. My pubic hair is shaped not like a lightning bolt but in a 3D likeness of my own vagina.

My vagina already has a Facebook page it has more likes than Pippa's ass and Angelina's leg.

LaxMOM44

Favourite? (Canadian spelling) thanks!

Edit: even iPhone is American!

ebilbao

Whose vagelfie gets to be the profile pic?

ebilbao

Ps-I vote for @BankerBSN‌

LaxMOM44

ebilbao said:

Ps-I vote for @BankerBSN‌

Agreed!

ebilbao

I would expect nothing less of our inaugural vagelfie.

perfectlove09

Can you imagine

LaxMOM44

Wait wait will someone be throwing hotdogs at @BankerBSN‌'s vagina?

Edit:the words, they are so hard tonight

ebilbao

Lol-where the hell is @BankerBSN‌? She must have a life on a Saturday night.

BankerBSN

I will post the first picture.  Here is my pre-baby vagfie

LaxMOM44

BankerBSN said:

I will post the first picture.  Here is my pre-baby vagfie

Omg just wow.

CandEChicago

Between that and your hot dog GIF, I am starting to think you have a thing for meat. 

MaineMama

Discrimination! Don't we Csection ladies get to do guts/uterus/doctor/sterile field selfies? Or I could try and find a sucker/nurse to take a pic of my vag/catheter  

BankerBSN

MaineMama said:

Discrimination! Don't we Csection ladies get to do guts/uterus/doctor/sterile field selfies? Or I could try and find a sucker/nurse to take a pic of my vag/catheter  

The article says we get to see a picture of your insides. Yay!

LaxMOM44

Man my vag was so mutilated after labour if I took a close up pick it would have looked like an eviscerated stomach anyways,

MaineMama

gradschoolmom1234 said:

MaineMama said:

Discrimination! Don't we Csection ladies get to do guts/uterus/doctor/sterile field selfies? Or I could try and find a sucker/nurse to take a pic of my vag/catheter  

@MaineMama you can take a picture of your vag and brag "this will still be nice and tight after the baby comes out bishes!!" 

Ha! My new hashtag  #doesnthurttopee #noextrastitchforthisbitch

LaxMOM44

BankerBSN said:

I will post the first picture.  Here is my pre-baby vagfie

Cryssteen

...another reason: more opportunities for candy crush lives.

Maere

Lol, My sister is addicted to selfies, I wouldn't put this past her.. lol