Twatwaffle Tuesday

reinedecajun · July 2014

I'll start. So my cousin moved in next door to my dad, my dad paid for all her bills for this month! ALL of them! Deposit, first month, hooked up everything etc etc. So I was pretty peeved about that to begin with, check 1.
Then after that happened my dad decided to include her in on Frankies bday party, she's in her 30's so once her plans overtook a two year old's birthday party I just cancelled everything and we did a small bbq just for us. Still miffed about that, check 2.
Then the icing on the cake, this past weekend (which was supposed to be the party weekend) my dad threw her a birthday party in the trashiest fashion possible. Get this the party was late starting because she was on her way back from Biloxi with her "relationship". She won a little bit of money and instead of paying my dad back she went to fucking Biloxi for the weekend, Check 3! So yeah that's my twatwaffle, im so fucking done with her.
My dad asked how come I haven't been around and I just told him i've been sick. Truth is if im around her to much im bound to say something I will regret.

ThePinkSuperhero · July 2014

My blood sugar is the TW today, I failed the 1-hour test and have to take the 3-hour tomorrow! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! The doctor said it will "probably be fine" so I said, let's not even do it then

No dice! Waaaaaaaah

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ThePinkSuperhero · July 2014

ThePinkSuperhero said:

My blood sugar is the TW today, I failed the 1-hour test and have to take the 3-hour tomorrow! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! The doctor said it will "probably be fine" so I said, let's not even do it then No dice! Waaaaaaaah (

My Dad joins the TW brigade; he saw my tweet bitching about the 3-hour test, and asked about it. "Is high blood sugar dangerous for you or baby" I said, it could be, but the doctor thinks it will be fine, we'll see how the test goes. "Ok. Probably from too many carbs" OK THANKS FOR THE ADVICE, DOCTOR

hokiemama06 · July 2014

I'm glad to see someone else nominating their toddler - I almost feel bad calling mine out. He's decided that NO! is the appropriate response to every question, comment, or request. I know most of you laides went through this already, but we were a little late with words so we're hitting it now. It is driving me insane! I know it's normal for a typically developing toddler, but I am so over this lovely stage.

bcbuzzafsu · July 2014

I nominate both kids, inside baby and outside baby.

DD is killing my hips and I'm having a hard time walking let alone carrying DS or chasing him. He has started making fun of my limpy, waddly walk I have to do. Jerk. It's cute, but jerk.

Dmitri has been up around 3am every day for a week now too. He goes back to sleep after 10-30 minutes, but it's been fairly consistent. DH is a saint for getting up to put him back to bed since there is no way I can hop out of bed with my hips in this state.

reinedecajun · July 2014

I nominate the skank bitch that has been sexting my son. As well as my overly horned out teenager that has been encouraging it.

We just got off the phone with the girls parents and I would not want to be her right now.

Dustin is pretty much grounded for lyfe. #poursastiffdrink

Eta: straight naked titty and vag pics! Whatever happened to second base?

Barefoot84 · July 2014

@reinedecajun Vag pics? Are you serious? I'm terrorized of what I'll have to deal with when my kids will be teenagers.

reinedecajun · July 2014

Barefoot84 said:
@reinedecajun Vag pics? Are you serious? I'm terrorized of what I'll have to deal with when my kids will be teenagers.

So serious. I just don't even know what to say.

KarmB · July 2014

its going to be illegal in my house, with jail time.

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