Definition for the newbs courtesy of Urban Dictionary -
"a "bitch fest" refers to an unproductive meeting of people where complaints are aired. The complaints that are aired can be about anything. Often the attendees of a bitch fest meeting will dramatically complain about one another. The best bitch fests will have complaints aired that have nothing to do with the original purpose of the meeting, and end with a few of the attendees having wild temper tantrums."
Air your grievances folks!
Re: 07/14 BFest Monday
i finally get to bed early last night, but because of the weather/barimetric pressure change i couldn't breathe and i was snoring...DH kept waking me up b/c he couldn't sleep...then i would try to stay up so that he would fall asleep first, and then HE WAS SNORING.
no sleep for me.
1) FIL - You dillweed! LO is barely a week old. I don't give a crap if you're the grandpa. DO NOT kiss her on the mouth again or I will come unglued worse on your tail then I already did. Her immune system is like ZERO. Get a clue or I'll make you get one.
2) Lady at church - People are freakin' depending on you. You have a job to do. When you don't text or call someone letting us know you aren't going to be there to do your job then other people have to scramble at the last minute to do it. Have some common decency & respect for other people.
3) Random lady at splash pad - I don't care that you have six kids & you wouldn't stop putting rice cereal in their bottles which in turn hindered them progressing to whole milk. Don't. Care. Not all of us are ding dongs like you apparently are.
*whew* As Dot Warner would say - I feel cleansed.
Look up lemon law for your state. There should be a number for you to call and they will contact the dealership and inform them that they have to fix the issue. We just bought a new car Saturday and they went over that with us, the number is in the manual, but since they didn't give you one I'm sure you can google it and find it.
My bitch is at DH, your alarm went off and I needed to feed DD, preferably in a dimly lit room so she would be sure to fall back asleep. Instead you complain you can't sleep, well I can't sleep when your stupid alarm goes off every 9 minutes for an hour every.single.weekday.morning!
Also, fuck you universe. Cause DH having a bladder infection or kidney stones was exactly what we needed to deal with when I am 39 weeks.
@mr&mrsMTA
I sort of feel your pain on this one. My FIL kept saying for weeks, "I'm waiting to get the call!" *sigh* Yes, well, no one is hiding anything from you. There's just no news.
He also kept calling me the "Mother to be". I'm already a mother with a nearly 3 year old toddler.
It looks like FIL is getting all my gripes today.
The "You're baby is coming soon" in a condescending tone makes me want to punch you in the face.
MBF#1 (because I'm sure there will be more later today- I can feel it...) MIL- Yes, I know GFIL is scheduled for surgery on Friday and you're flying down here on Thursday and it would be OH SO CONVENIENT for me to have LO while you're here but damn- STFU already- She'll get here when she is ready. I'm still only at 38 weeks! She could bake for another 3 weeks yet if she really wants to. Plus I'm not dialated anywhere near where I need to be, only effaced at like 50%, and she hasn't even dropped yet. For the sake of picking her up from the airport on Thursday, I hope to god she doesn't keep up this whole "she should really come this week" crap. Otherwise, we might fight.
DD born 7.27.2014
BFP 09.2015 - m/c 10.21.2015
And DH keeps asking me, "You haven't even felt a contraction?" like it's unbelievable.
And I'm four days past due and am SO. FLIPPING. TIRED. of people asking me if I've had this baby or telling me to tell her to hurry up. Like, what the dick? As if I won't tell you I've had the baby? As if I don't WANT her to get here already!?! Ugh.
THIS! MIL needs to reassess her priorities CLEARLY - that day must have been the most stressful in her son's life, and she's talking about MILK?! Good Lord.
Dear Poision Oak,
Please stop spreading and go away before Mr. Levi arrives. I have enough to worry about with out thinking I am giving my son the death plague when I meet him.
AND I am in total agreement - the next person that comments on me not "popping yet" is going to get punched in the throat. Grr.
THIS! MIL needs to reassess her priorities CLEARLY - that day must have been the most stressful in her son's life, and she's talking about MILK?! Good Lord.
OP I didn't have near such a bad experience with DD1. But I chose to FF. My stepmom wouldn't stop harping on me for it, until I handed her DD and said "then you fucking breastfeed her. If it's so important to you, just fucking do it!" She never bothered me about it again.
#pregsmccuntface
I almost want it to happen too just to spiteful;-)
I don't post often but I need to bitch so here it goes:
Lady at work who wont stop complaining...STFU! These are her complaints, I cant sleep because I cant get comfortable- my response Oh tell me how that feels. I have heartburn when I eat spicy foods- oh yeah. I have had this annoying cough for 3 weeks and it wont go away. My knees are swelling during this heat-- really? Those are all MY complaints, stop stealing my complaining thunder. Oh and when I complain about how this extra weight is getting to me, she responds " honey, I carry around 50 extra pounds my whole life" ummm not the same
contractions suck...either stick around and do something or just stop.
DD has pink eye in both eyes, hoping it clears before labor starts
114 today is not okay with this waddling, sweating, pregnant momma
If one more person tells me how BIG my baby is going to be because I am SO big...they might lose an eye.
Another annoying thing, I'm sick of always being on others time table for my babies. For DD my mom drove from Idaho to Ohio to be there and she was 3days late all I heard before she was born was "she better get here before i leave". This time we moved so we live with her for now but a niece and nephew are visiting from out of state so I'm hearing it again. DS better get here before they leave. Ahhhh....stop pressuring me, he'll come when he's ready.