07/09 FWP Wednesday

Skeemer · July 2014

Breathe deep & share the horrific petty problems that are rocking your world!

Skeemer · July 2014

1) My baby's hat keeps falling down over her eyes when she's trying to sleep & it wakes her up. I'm pretty sure this is the worst thing that's ever happened to her. Clearly this hat has to be destroyed.

2) I want cereal. It's in the kitchen. It's a rough day y'all.

BP607 · July 2014

I can't decide if I want a tiny pizza or a sub for lunch.

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BBColt78 · July 2014

I haven't put the batteries in my Rock n Play yet. What if baby comes today? There won't be batteries in the Rock n Play.

I want ice cream from this amazing place and it's all I think about, but I don't want to get dressed or get DD dressed.

Due date ya'll.

gallifreygirl · July 2014

Laundry is downstairs, I am upstairs, I don't feel like making the trip.

I don't have the right kind of ice cream in the freezer, all I have is chocolate and a thing of caramel gelato. What I want is raspberry sorbet.

jcartz · July 2014

I got a gift off my registry in the mail today & it doesn't say who its from! I didn't tell many people about the registry b/c mainly it was a checklist for me, so I guess it can't be that hard to figure out. I don't have the mental stamina to think about it or even check to see if it's listed online.

I have no ice cream in the house. Just Italian ice cups & popsicles. Not good enough.

SuperTinkerham · July 2014

I still have a few TY notes to write. Ugga.

gallifreygirl · July 2014

SuperTinkerham said:

I still have a few TY notes to write. Ugga.

And now I have remembered that I haven't finished (started) with the thank you notes from MIL's shower.

Big+Lil · July 2014

I have to be bothered to leave my house with both girls and the dog, because the housekeeper does a better job when we're not here.

cookiemomma14 · July 2014

Took a nice relaxing bubble bath but too lazy to get dressed again, let alone the thought of lifting my legs to put in pants or underwear is awful.

mrscurlygurl · July 2014

Summerlovin314 said:

It is really hard to Bump from the bathtub. Water and electronics don't mix.

You need a waterproof otterbox or lifeproof case. Stat.

hrgwu2006 · July 2014

I'm too lazy to walk into the breakroom to get a spoon for my jello. I'm just going to suck it out of the container. I'm going to be such a good mom.

jensavicci · July 2014

So Max and I were discussing how hungry we were and I was like max, why don't you go get us some sandwiches. There's some amazing corned beef in the fridge and some pickles (I know how much he likes pickles so, I threw that in just for him). So, I thought we were on the same page, right? Nope. He hasn't gotten up once. Just a couple of "Girl, please" faces and baby farts is what I get. Where's the love Max? Where's the love? Now I've gotta get up and get my own sandwich

it's alright though. I still love him.

JLHV1909 · July 2014

bcook530 said:
Took a nice relaxing bubble bath but too lazy to get dressed again, let alone the thought of lifting my legs to put in pants or underwear is awful.

I love titted this because I hate putting on underwear these days :-(

marsalisails · July 2014

i have no ice cream in the house, so i had to get myself a peach instead.

Skeemer · July 2014

Ugh, @jensavicci - please get him some help now before you wind up on Dr. Phil for enabling your child!

NugsMom · July 2014

I tried to nap but the crew sawing up trees down the block kept waking me up. I do not know if I will have enough energy to power through the afternoon and for my haircut.

NugsMom · July 2014

Summerlovin314 said:

It is really hard to Bump from the bathtub. Water and electronics don't mix.

I'm impressed. I would have dropped my electronics in the tub by now.

jensavicci · July 2014

Matthew930 said:
i have no ice cream in the house, so i had to get myself a peach instead.

While I like peaches, they will never be a substitute for ice cream. Never!

lindslalala · July 2014

jcartz said:

I got a gift off my registry in the mail today & it doesn't say who its from! I didn't tell many people about the registry b/c mainly it was a checklist for me, so I guess it can't be that hard to figure out. I don't have the mental stamina to think about it or even check to see if it's listed online.
I have no ice cream in the house. Just Italian ice cups & popsicles. Not good enough.

@jcartz you can call the store's customer service line and they can tell you, I had to do that for my wedding registry with Target a couple times!

lindslalala · July 2014

I blew out a candle in the bathroom last night and hot wax flew all over the place. And it's like, reeeeally hard to clean up. I don't want to deal with it.

Huahine · July 2014

jensavicci said:

i have no ice cream in the house, so i had to get myself a peach instead.
While I like peaches, they will never be a substitute for ice cream. Never!

I had peach ice cream last week for the first time evah and it was ah.may.zing. How have I lived this long without this in my life?

Mr&MrsMTA · July 2014

I have an appt today and I am excited to go, but I have no desire to get dressed in any decent manner. I would also like to get a hoagie (sub) but again I would have to not only get dresses but I would have to get out of the car as well and walk all the way inside the store

honeybee434 · July 2014

I know I have to change my signature ticker but it seems like a lot of work to get the laptop out so I can change it. Mobile bump is so much easier. It may just say that I'm pregnant forever.

cuntasaurusrex · July 2014

I got a gift card to massage envy for my birthday and want to schedule something, but they require a credit card upon booking and I don't want to be charged the full amount if I go into labor the day of and can't make it

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hrgwu2006 · July 2014

aliletz said:

I got a gift card to massage envy for my birthday and want to schedule something, but they require a credit card upon booking and I don't want to be charged the full amount if I go into labor the day of and can't make it (

I've been able to call in the past and schedule something same day - maybe you can try that? Call first thing that morning - see what they have within a few hours. And maybe they will be understanding about going into labor.

[Deleted User] · July 2014

After reading everyone else's FWP's, I've decided that not having any cookie dough ice cream at home for after work has now become my FWP today. No bueno!

helloblueeyes · July 2014

I decided i am going to make biscuits and gravy, but i don't want to share or hear my mom complain about "how much mess i always make."

So i'm waiting on her to leave but she's taking forever. I just want my breakfast dammit.

Seriously, how many cigarettes are fucking necessary in a 30 min window of time? Cause i think she's on number 4.

brewbecks · July 2014

I'm supposed to be driving to meet MIL at the travel agent to book our trip to Hawaii but I'm too lazy to get off the couch and stop bumping.

abunai523 · July 2014

The receptionist at the doctors office was going on and on about how she'd just read that Finn is one of the top 5 boy names this year. It's totally not a real problem, but I was really trying to avoid using a super popular name and I'm irrationally mad that other people are using it.

honeybee434 · July 2014

MSUDucks said:
My thin mints are all room temperature and I have no idea how long they take to freeze.

As soon as this baby is done eating I'm raiding my freezer stash.

Jennik30 · July 2014

Some person pulled up right only bumper to park and now I can't get the rest of my van cleaned and prepped for baby. If it wasn't for the fact that I know what his car looks like, I'd swear it was my ex who lives in the same complex as DF and I.

SaraRL07 · July 2014

I went to my gym to swim (float) but the outside pool had a few rowdy loud kids. So for my sanity i swam in the indoor pool but bc of that I was unable to work on my tan.

I bc of this thread I purchased a cookies and cream milkshake from sonic

mrscutforth · July 2014

I'm trying to clean my house. I've managed to sweep and steam the floors. Now I don't want to finish by vacuuming the 2 carpeted areas.
Plus I'm about to lose my shit because the alarm system box is on the fritz for 2 days now. I replaced the batteries today and it's still beeping. Damn thing. I'm gonna rip down the damn wall it's on and chunk it through a window. Hell hath no fury on a extremely exhausted and tired pregnant mom while DH is away working.

middleschoolmommy · July 2014

SuperTinkerham said:

I still have a few TY notes to write. Ugga.

Same. I totally slacked. My baby shower was the weekend before Alexander decided to show up. Now I'm sending thank you cards with his birth/coming home announcements.

middleschoolmommy · July 2014

First time I have opened my laptop all week and found out it was on sleep mode instead of turned off. I had about 1 hour of battery that is now almost finished. The charger is in the other room and Alexander is starting to fuss... looks like no more computer for me today!

Nichole8787 · July 2014

Fwp.....Hubby went to buy me exactly the new car I wanted today after sooooooo much car shopping. The dealerships stupid computer went down and he has to go finish up the paperwork tomorrow. I was really looking forward to my new mommy mobile.

lindslalala · July 2014

@2lacyblue‌ oh it didn't get on any carpet, just the wall, mirror and countertop. I still can't figure it out. Suzy Homemaker I am not.

Hoshikitsune · July 2014

A little late but...My mom gave me a coupon to get my hair dyed and cut (that is one of the good parts). I did that yesterday but while I was there they ended up dying my shirt too...now I have to go scrounge around in my spider infested basement (terrified of spiders and their webs) to find bleach to put my shirt back to wearable conditions.

honeybee434 · July 2014

eadams08 said:

SuperTinkerham said:

I still have a few TY notes to write. Ugga.

Same. I totally slacked. My baby shower was the weekend before Alexander decided to show up. Now I'm sending thank you cards with his birth/coming home announcements.

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I had 2/3 of mine done but was waiting to send them out until they were all finished. I then had to redo those because I slacked on the last 3rd and the baby was here so I had to change all of the "we can't wait for her to get here" and other phrasing since she was obviously already here.

Cass533 · July 2014

futuremrsbrian said:

The receptionist at the doctors office was going on and on about how she'd just read that Finn is one of the top 5 boy names this year. It's totally not a real problem, but I was really trying to avoid using a super popular name and I'm irrationally mad that other people are using it.

Sorry 'bout this, but my son is also going to be named Finnegan.

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