Too much sperm?

Re: Too much sperm?

• beckynsean11 member

  July 2014

  DaisyCat11 said:

  DarcyHermione said:

  
  

  
  

  ColeRose said:

  
  

  NellyBluth said:

  Lol wut

  Omg THANK YOU! Lots o' semen and inverted vaginas. This material is gold people.
  
  

  
  

  
  Wait... How do you invert your vagina?

  Kinda like turning a sewing project right side out. Reach in and give it a good tug.
  
  
  I had to read "invert my vagina" no less than 5 times before I was sure I read it right. This was exactly the mental image I got from that description. Oh em gee
  

  
  

     Me: IR-PCOS, elevated DHEAs, low progesterone, weak ovulation  DH: low volume, low T

  SHG 5/10/13: both tubes blocked; HSG 6/28 = Left tube cleared! Right blocked.

  BFP#1 7/20/13 EDD 3/30/14, m/c 8/19/13, D&E 8/21/13, Chromosomal results = normal, female

  Lap & hysteroscopy scheduled for 10/31, right tube cleared, no endo found! ...Happy Halloween!

  Cycle 14: Clomid (50)+ IUI = BFP! EDD 9/16/14~ Rowan Elizabeth born sleeping at 17w4d on 4/12/14 due to IC.

  ~There is no foot too small that it cannot leave an imprint on this world~

  New RE June 2014. RPL b/w - negative. SIS looking for uterine/cervical abnormalities & Asherman's 6/10/14 - ALL CLEAR!  

  Cycle 16: Natural IUI = CP, Cycle 17: Femara (2.5) + IUI = BFN, Cycle 18 Femara (5) + IUI = BFFN, Cycle 19: Break

  Cycle 20: Clomid (50)+ IUI = BFP EDD 6/20, transvaginal cerclage 12/19, Carson Quinn born sleeping at 16w3d on 1/6/15 due to IC

  Phone consult with Dr. Haney (Univ of Chicago) for transabdominal cercalge scheduled for 2/9/15.

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  "We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams."

     

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• SewSewBlessed member

  July 2014

  PenguinMG said:

  I hate the word "cumming."

  I live in the city of Cumming. No joke. My phone won't let me search for most places where I live. Need to change my creeper settings.
  

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• PuppyLove84 member

  July 2014

  Happy2BPreg said:

  PenguinMG said:

  I hate the word "cumming."

  I live in the city of Cumming. No joke. My phone won't let me search for most places where I live. Need to change my creeper settings.
  

  I live in the same metro area as Cumming, and I still can't say it without giggling like a teenager.
  

  
  
   
  
  TTC #1 May 2014
  BFP 7/4/14 ~ EDD 3/17/15
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• ImJessesGirl member

  July 2014

  omg I absolutely love logging on to TB and see a 3 page thread in the morning. It is always a good source of a laugh!!! Thank you, ladies!
  

  

  Me: 33 DH: 31
  DD: 10 (born August 2004)
  Married 03/01/14
  TTC#2
  BFP: 05/17/2014 EDD: 1/25/15 MMC: 06/30/2014

  BFP: 01/31/15 MMC: 02/25/15 
  
  
  
  

  
  
  

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• holliberry28 member

  July 2014

  I definitely don't love the spelling of 'cumming,' but I'm much more disgusted when I've heard the phrase "getting spermed in." True story.

  
  

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

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• holliberry28 member

  July 2014

  bibliothecary said:

  holly628 said:

  I definitely don't love the spelling of 'cumming,' but I'm much more disgusted when I've heard the phrase "getting spermed in." True story.

  Brb, vomiting forever.

  Sorry for that!!

  
  

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

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• crazychickenlady member

  July 2014

  This thread is amazing. I needed that laugh this morning! Thanks ladies!

  Me: 25, DH: 28, Baby #1 Due: April 30, 2015

  Team BLUE!!

  
  

  

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• PuppyLove84 member

  July 2014

  KawaiiKitsune said:

  Nutted. I absolutely HATE that term. It makes my skin crawl.
  

  Nutted?? What does that even mean? If the nuts are going in I think you're doing it wrong.
  

  
  
   
  
  TTC #1 May 2014
  BFP 7/4/14 ~ EDD 3/17/15
  My Chart
  
  

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• beepity member

  July 2014

  @PenguinMG I used to get a doughnut from Kum & Go every day after swim practice!
  

  Married 2006
  Surprise BFP Feb 2008 MC at 6w2d
  

  TTC since May 2014       
  BFP! 10/28/14       EDD 7/5/15
  
  

  
  
  

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• Adlestrop member

  July 2014

  Mmm, Kum and Go doughnut...

  Kum and go doughnut.JPG 218K

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• HouseOfStark member

  July 2014

  PenguinMG said:

  beepity said:

  @PenguinMG I used to get a doughnut from Kum & Go every day after swim practice!
  

  Oh gawd...I would definitely never buy food from there! Lol!
  

  *Stuck in box

  This thread is so funny!  I live within 5 minutes of 2 Kum & Go and I definitely wouldn't buy food from there.

  

  *DD is 2*DS is 1*

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• beepity member

  July 2014

  PenguinMG said:

  beepity said:

  @PenguinMG I used to get a doughnut from Kum & Go every day after swim practice!
  

  Oh gawd...I would definitely never buy food from there! Lol!

  Oh NO! I would NEVER buy food there now... this was during high school. My palate has evolved
  :P (and my wallet)
  

  Married 2006
  Surprise BFP Feb 2008 MC at 6w2d
  

  TTC since May 2014       
  BFP! 10/28/14       EDD 7/5/15
  
  

  
  
  

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• airidh80 member

  July 2014

  PuppyLove84 said:

  I hate the word "cumming."

  I live in the city of Cumming. No joke. My phone won't let me search for most places where I live. Need to change my creeper settings.

  I live in the same metro area as Cumming, and I still can't say it without giggling like a teenager.

  
  I grew up in that same Metro area, and my first boyfriend lived in Cumming. But my favorite part? Siemens has a big office there, and right off the freeway, there's a big water tower-style sign with their name and logo on it. So there's a big ball of Siemens in Cumming.

  Me: 34 / DH: 33

  19-year history of endometriosis. Multiple surgeries and cyst removals. Forced directly into IVF due to blocked tubes and severe adhesions.

  IVF w/ICSI and CCS #1 - Dec 2013 - Only 1 normal. Ended in CP
  

  IVF w/ICSI and CCS #2, at CCRM - March 2014!
  

  14R, 12 ICSI'd, 11F, 6 for CCS, 5 healthy blasts frozen!

  Two 5BB blasts transferred 9/10; First beta 9/19: 109; second beta 9/22: 550!
  

  EDD: 5/29/15

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• beckynsean11 member

  July 2014

  airidh80 said:

  
  

  PuppyLove84 said:

  
  

  Happy2BPreg said:

  PenguinMG said:

  I hate the word "cumming."

  I live in the city of Cumming. No joke. My phone won't let me search for most places where I live. Need to change my creeper settings.
  

  I live in the same metro area as Cumming, and I still can't say it without giggling like a teenager.
  

  
  

  
  
  
  I grew up in that same Metro area, and my first boyfriend lived in Cumming. But my favorite part? Siemens has a big office there, and right off the freeway, there's a big water tower-style sign with their name and logo on it. So there's a big ball of Siemens in Cumming.
  
  
  I'm pretty sure this just decided my next road trip.
  

  
  

     Me: IR-PCOS, elevated DHEAs, low progesterone, weak ovulation  DH: low volume, low T

  SHG 5/10/13: both tubes blocked; HSG 6/28 = Left tube cleared! Right blocked.

  BFP#1 7/20/13 EDD 3/30/14, m/c 8/19/13, D&E 8/21/13, Chromosomal results = normal, female

  Lap & hysteroscopy scheduled for 10/31, right tube cleared, no endo found! ...Happy Halloween!

  Cycle 14: Clomid (50)+ IUI = BFP! EDD 9/16/14~ Rowan Elizabeth born sleeping at 17w4d on 4/12/14 due to IC.

  ~There is no foot too small that it cannot leave an imprint on this world~

  New RE June 2014. RPL b/w - negative. SIS looking for uterine/cervical abnormalities & Asherman's 6/10/14 - ALL CLEAR!  

  Cycle 16: Natural IUI = CP, Cycle 17: Femara (2.5) + IUI = BFN, Cycle 18 Femara (5) + IUI = BFFN, Cycle 19: Break

  Cycle 20: Clomid (50)+ IUI = BFP EDD 6/20, transvaginal cerclage 12/19, Carson Quinn born sleeping at 16w3d on 1/6/15 due to IC

  Phone consult with Dr. Haney (Univ of Chicago) for transabdominal cercalge scheduled for 2/9/15.

  My very neglected blog    

  "We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams."

     

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• Lomcmuffin member

  July 2014

  

  
  ME: 29 DH:29
  TTC #1 since September 2013
  BFP Aug 27 2014, EDD- May 9 2015 - MMC Oct 16 2014
  
  
  
  

  
  
  

  
  

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• 2bAEBurbey member

  July 2014

  Oh my gosh! Thank you ladies for making my first pregnancy post freaking amazing! From scrapping sperm off the ceiling to it dribbling down our chins or thighs, this is the best.

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