Share your Mommy Fails

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• iqwedding3 member

  June 2014 edited June 2014

  Sam0905
  eek, I'm so paranoid about doing that!
  

  

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• momthatlifts member

  June 2014 edited June 2014

  Sat up for something in bed and laid right back down on DD. She cried . I did everything to get dd to stop fussing during her usual 5 a.m feeding except actually feeding her. It finally clicked and I gave her the boob. DOPE. She was all swaddled up a few weeks ago and I laid her on a soft pile of comforter on the bed and she rolled like a rolly polly down the comforter hill. She remained in the bed and didn't seem to face her, but man I suck.

  
  

  

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• cowpoly959 member

  June 2014

  I shared this on a pumping thread earlier in the week but it was pretty bad...
  
  Was pumping in the morning halfway asleep and I was using my hands free pump bra and my new pump that I was still getting used to. It took me a few minutes before I realized that I did not put bottles into the pump and I was pumping right into my lap....

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• apinkpelican member

  June 2014

  I can't even count the times LO has had a nipple poked in her eyes

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• Nikkipal82 member

  June 2014

  @MK1013‌ have you tried stinging nettles for allergies? You can get them in capsules, prob at a health food store. I started taking them bc a lactation consultant recd it for my allergies. I was so worried about having a spring baby and not being able to take antihistamines.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  
  
  

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• frasey member

  June 2014

  This was for DD - she just potty trained 2 weeks ago and is doing awesome. Yesterday AM she woke up and wanted to go to the bathroom by herself, so I laid in her bed being lazy while she did. She can move the stool around to get to the toilet and sink. Well, she decided she needed to poop, so she did. I should have known that she needed me to wipe her butt, but I was too lazy. She said she got it all, but clearly didnt, and climbed all over me. 10 mins later downstairs, I noticed a giant poop smear on the side of my shirt. EW. I changed my shirt and also made her change her undies. Lesson learned!!

  

  
  

  
  

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• Princessimani member

  June 2014

  My hubby was eating with LO on his lap. He dropped rice on her tummy and ate it off her. 2diaper changes later I found rice in one of her thigh rolls. Lol Check those rolls ladies.

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• RachelCA29 member

  July 2014

  I feel like an idiot ...LO was propped up on a pillow on the couch while I fed him this morning. He dozed of and flopped over a bit. I didn't want to wake him so I just let him flop. Turned to put the cap on the bottle, BAM, he flopped off the couch and onto the floor.

  
  

  I feel so aweful for being so careless. When he flopped over his head was slightly off the couch I guess, and being the heaviest part of him right now, momentum took him over. I feel like such an ass. But I think I cried more than he did, and there are no bumps or bruises to be found (he landed on super plush carpet). But still, I feel like the worst mom ever. 

  

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