FFFC

lizzielu82 · June 2014

My A/S is in an hour and I totally plan on AW-ing it here later.

I also won't hold it against you if you don't care - I just ask that when I'm requesting your help to name my child that you will contribute with some very original and you-nique ideas. Thx!

ssstephanie214 · June 2014

Alid86 said:
I have a secret stash of food I hide from DH and DD right now because I have actually gotten upset when someone has eaten something up that I wanted.

I do the same thing and I never offer to share food. This is some animal instinct. We were probably leopards in a past life.

FI knows when I offer him a bite to take it because it's my way of expressing love.

runningmama14 · June 2014

ssstephanie214 said:

I have a secret stash of food I hide from DH and DD right now because I have actually gotten upset when someone has eaten something up that I wanted.
I do the same thing and I never offer to share food. This is some animal instinct. We were probably leopards in a past life. FI knows when I offer him a bite to take it because it's my way of expressing love.

I get all ragey if DH eats a bite of a snack I have prepared, even if there is plenty. I told him that he may pull back a bloody stump next time he reaches his hand into my bowl.

lizgrace03 · June 2014

kyliedaniellexx said:

FFFC: all I ever think about lately is cigarettes and beer. Is this pregnancy over yet? Also I'm having a really hard time controlling my anxiety today and I really, really want an Ativan... which is also on the nono list. Cue Kylie curled up in a ball in bed all day.

I'm with you on the beer. I really can't wait to have it again!! #beerporn

uncharted01 · June 2014

ssstephanie214 said:

I have a secret stash of food I hide from DH and DD right now because I have actually gotten upset when someone has eaten something up that I wanted.
I do the same thing and I never offer to share food. This is some animal instinct. We were probably leopards in a past life. FI knows when I offer him a bite to take it because it's my way of expressing love.

My husband knows that when I offer him a bite of my food, it's really just my way of saying I want a bite of his! Lol

wildflower75 · June 2014

missnacholover said:

I have been a horny lady lately! BUT, I'm horny for porn and my vibrator. Sex...I enjoy it once I get into it but I'm all "Meh" about getting going. But give me some porn and my vibrator and I'm all about it.

And to piggyback off of this...

I just masturbated at my desk (no one was around, a lot of people are out on vacation)
sorry not sorry
and now I'm going to get McDonald's for lunch

FirstBabyDoyle · June 2014

AnnieRoo13 said:

I post a congratulations on every a/s post even if they're randoms because I was secretly hoping it would give me good mojo and lots of people would post on my AW thread. It didn't work.

Aww

since I took a mini-break I missed a ton of the last wave of posts. When I went back a few pages to give them love tits I desperately wanted to comment on several, but I didn't because I thought it may be a no-no to bump 5-10+ day old posts. Can I do it here?

Too bad I am..

@annieroo13 congrats on your baby boy! I love the photo of your dog. He is a handsome fellow.

@maelara I love, love, love your name choices- I think she could have all three with 2 MN because they are both kick ass (like you). Freya Celeste Iris LASTNAME.

@AEandJB I love the ultrasound picture of the feet. So sweet.

@excitedpreggo12 I loved the stache on your little man.

@jamiek1882 I'm very happy that baby is indeed a human

@maebee87 congrats on a healthy baby boy!

@abbyful your little boy is so cute and congrats on a healthy baby girl

@bethas im so happy you had a great scan and baby boy looks good.

@dumbgurl04 I love that announcement photo, very cute!

@highbornhunter congrats on baby boy!

If I forgot you, I am very sorry. I do try to comment on them if I recognize the poster.

@annieroo13 I

you and I will go post on your A/S post 55 times if you want me to.

ETA: deletion if the extra o in to.

lisaren · June 2014

wildflower75 said:

missnacholover said:

I have been a horny lady lately! BUT, I'm horny for porn and my vibrator. Sex...I enjoy it once I get into it but I'm all "Meh" about getting going. But give me some porn and my vibrator and I'm all about it.

And to piggyback off of this...

I just masturbated at my desk (no one was around, a lot of people are out on vacation)
sorry not sorry
and now I'm going to get McDonald's for lunch

------

You win.
=D>

abbyful · June 2014

@FirstBabyDoyle Awww, thanks!

maebee87 · June 2014

I am so jealous of all you horny N14 mamas having big orgasms. Maybe soon my sex drive will return and my orgasms will live up to the hype

NunyaBennis · June 2014

MrsC430 said:
Lately I'm constantly walking around naked (or half naked) whenever I'm home. Too muggy & gross for clothes. Not a pretty sight w/ these stretch marks & varicose veins

Rock it!
I'm a homebody nudist. I was getting really self conscious and started wearing a night gown or robe at least, until my husband finally said to stop being silly. Back down to a sports bra & undies. Muuuuuch more comfy!

NunyaBennis · June 2014

maebee87 said:
I am so jealous of all you horny N14 mamas having big orgasms. Maybe soon my sex drive will return and my orgasms will live up to the hype

FX for ya! Mmm-hmm.

ARZamora1111 · June 2014

Puppy + 15 month old + 20 weeks pregnant = STUPIDEST IDEA EVER

Yes, I wanted a dog myself and dreamed of a puppy and kid growing up together. Did I think of the circumstances of having a puppy and a toddler, no!

Ugh, just miserable and to make it worse, I know I did it to myself. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Can I blame this on pregnancy brain?
[-(

AnnieRoo13 · June 2014

lizzielu82 said:
My A/S is in an hour and I totally plan on AW-ing it here later.

I also won't hold it against you if you don't care - I just ask that when I'm requesting your help to name my child that you will contribute with some very original and you-nique ideas. Thx!

Is it too soon to suggest Lemon?

absolutelymaybe · June 2014

I think diaper raffles are tacky, but I wouldn't hate it if the person throwing my shower has one. Diapers for two are expensive, yo!

AnnieRoo13 · June 2014

Autumnsnow said:

HappyToBeHere said:

AnnieRoo13 said:

I post a congratulations on every a/s post even if they're randoms because I was secretly hoping it would give me good mojo and lots of people would post on my AW thread. It didn't work.

I can't believe I missed your a/s post - just hit it up! I too like when regulars get more hits than randoms!

I can't believe I missed it either

You guys are too sweet! I totally didn't mean you had to go back and comment, but I'm back on page one baby!

Maelara · June 2014

lizzielu82 said:
My A/S is in an hour and I totally plan on AW-ing it here later.

I also won't hold it against you if you don't care - I just ask that when I'm requesting your help to name my child that you will contribute with some very original and you-nique ideas. Thx!

I'm crashing your board

@firstbabydoyle thank you! My last name is actually two names (it's Dutch) so a name that long might not work, lol!! I'm having a hard time picking between them

you rock too!!

Lilwatz · June 2014

ARZamora1111 said:

Puppy + 15 month old + 20 weeks pregnant = STUPIDEST IDEA EVER

Yes, I wanted a dog myself and dreamed of a puppy and kid growing up together. Did I think of the circumstances of having a puppy and a toddler, no!

Ugh, just miserable and to make it worse, I know I did it to myself. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Can I blame this on pregnancy brain?
[-(

We were dangerously close to getting a dog with trying to conceive. Then I had a vision of walking a dog and having a newborn and we decided to wait until we made it through the newborn stages. Power to you! You got this!

Dimples0101 · June 2014

I'm lying outside hoping DD takes an extra long nap today. It's so peaceful out here. I want to enjoy it as long as possible.

highbornhunter · June 2014

These are my confessions...

Don't tell my boss confession - I Bump from work all day, every day. I very rarely check it at home and on weekends. I don't have a smart phone, so I can only check it from my PC at home, and we have been on the go on the weekends! So I apologize if I miss any important posts or your shining AW moments in the spotlight.

Strange gross dream confession - I had a dream that I was going to get a massage from Chris Evans aka Captain America in a dream last night. I excused myself to use the bathroom first and had an accident in the bathroom. I was trying to clean myself up so I could go back out and get my massage (using hand soap on my legs, thighs, etc) and people kept walking into the bathroom.

Worst one - which I didn't even admit in the Gender Disappointment string - I wanted to have a boy and was so glad to find out we're team blue because of my husband's past relationship. His ex-fiancee had a daughter, who was a young toddler when they met, and they lived together for 5 years, had a house together, he helped raise her. He loved her like a daughter and it was terribly painful to have that little girl ripped out of his life. He stayed with his ex-fiancee longer that he should have for love of that little girl. And I was scared in a dark nasty little corner of my soul that if we had a daughter, that he either wouldn't love her as much because she would remind him of his ex's daughter, or that our daughter would be a replacement for her daughter. This is in no way because of anything my husband has ever said or expressed other than him just being truthful with me about that period in his life. He is a wonderful, intelligent, warm, big-hearted man who has more than enough love for half a dozen children. It's my crazy and I haven't shared it with anyone til now.

mommymeg143 · June 2014

runningmama14 said:

ssstephanie214 said:

Alid86 said:
I have a secret stash of food I hide from DH and DD right now because I have actually gotten upset when someone has eaten something up that I wanted.

I do the same thing and I never offer to share food. This is some animal instinct. We were probably leopards in a past life.

FI knows when I offer him a bite to take it because it's my way of expressing love.

I get all ragey if DH eats a bite of a snack I have prepared, even if there is plenty. I told him that he may pull back a bloody stump next time he reaches his hand into my bowl.

This is so me too. We will go somewhere and I'll tell DH to pull through the drive thru to get me something. He won't order anything for himself because "he doesn't want anything" but will pick at my food after I get it. It makes me want to lose my mind!!

DoubleUp8 · June 2014

sj+cm131 said:

AnnieRoo13 said:

I post a congratulations on every a/s post even if they're randoms because I was secretly hoping it would give me good mojo and lots of people would post on my AW thread. It didn't work.

I have posted on like 1 a/s thread. And I didn't bother posting one of my own. I am getting sick of them, even if it is from a well loved board member.
I am also really bad at posting on bad news threads. I read them, but never know what to say so I stay silent. Sometimes I feel guilty for not posting anything and will put a "Sorry for you loss" or whatever, but I generally stay silent. I am bad at giving support I guess.

I have to admit I have burn out on AW. I usually can't get up the enthusiasm to post on any of them now. I try with regulars, but most of the time I just love tit them instead. L-)

brooklyngirl18 · June 2014

ARZamora1111 said:

Puppy + 15 month old + 20 weeks pregnant = STUPIDEST IDEA EVER

Yes, I wanted a dog myself and dreamed of a puppy and kid growing up together. Did I think of the circumstances of having a puppy and a toddler, no!

Ugh, just miserable and to make it worse, I know I did it to myself. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Can I blame this on pregnancy brain?
[-(

LOL i hear you! on a whim we adopted an 8 week old puppy a week before bfp. i always nagged dh about getting a dog and finally wore him down one day and we were 'just going to look' at the shelter and we ended up falling in love. a few days later bfp...whoops! those first few months were brutal and i really doubted if i'd be able to keep him but thankfully things got better. i can't imagine having a toddler on top of that. good luck!!

mommymeg143 · June 2014

1) I just got a Brazilian wax and my hoo-ha bruised from it.

2) The only liquid I consumed yesterday was lemonade. No water.

3) I stayed at work two hours past closing time on Monday because I was on the bump. My boss came in today and thanked me for staying over. He said I'm very dedicated to commit extra time to insuring things get done. I feel like an ass now.

silverwings72 · June 2014

@highbornhunter‌ - you don't sound crazy at all, just a Mama concerned about her LO and her husband. Nothing wrong with that.

My FFFC- I haven't even begun to decorate nursery. I'm hoping nesting will kick in after we find out sex on July 1st?? The thought of even cleaning out the bedroom is overwhelming me right now. I have always envisioned LO's nursery to be a magical place but I just can't seem to get the motivation. Makes me feel like a bad Mama.

Lilwatz · June 2014

silverwings72 said:

@highbornhunter‌ - you don't sound crazy at all, just a Mama concerned about her LO and her husband. Nothing wrong with that. My FFFC- I haven't even begun to decorate nursery. I'm hoping nesting will kick in after we find out sex on July 1st?? The thought of even cleaning out the bedroom is overwhelming me right now. I have always envisioned LO's nursery to be a magical place but I just can't seem to get the motivation. Makes me feel like a bad Mama.

Oh good gosh me either. It has to still be early for that. I mean, a few days ago I ordered some wall art online. But that is IT.

PandaCon · June 2014

silverwings72 said:

My FFFC- I haven't even begun to decorate nursery. I'm hoping nesting will kick in after we find out sex on July 1st?? The thought of even cleaning out the bedroom is overwhelming me right now. I have always envisioned LO's nursery to be a magical place but I just can't seem to get the motivation. Makes me feel like a bad Mama.

Me either. I don't plan to until after this LO is born. There is a chance we will move before this LO needs a room so I'm just going to put a rocker and bassinet in a corner of our room.

I did up DS's room while pregnant and he didn't use it until 8-9 months old. I didn't want to walk all the way upstairs multiple times a night to feed him. It was much easier to grab him, feed him in my room/bed and put him back in the PNP. More sleep for both of us.

silverwings72 · June 2014

Thanks for making me feel a little less crazy, ladies. I needed to hear this today. @PandaCon‌ and @Lilwatz‌

abbyful · June 2014

silverwings72 said:

My FFFC- I haven't even begun to decorate nursery. I'm hoping nesting will kick in after we find out sex on July 1st?? The thought of even cleaning out the bedroom is overwhelming me right now. I have always envisioned LO's nursery to be a magical place but I just can't seem to get the motivation. Makes me feel like a bad Mama.

Decorate? Ha! Not even close! This LO's room is still being cleared out, right now it's full of random stuff. And DS is still using the crib, we need to buy him a bed soon so he can adjust before baby arrives.

MmmPopcorn · June 2014

@ARZamora1111, this is for you!

carmelissa · June 2014

abbyful said:

My FFFC- I haven't even begun to decorate nursery. I'm hoping nesting will kick in after we find out sex on July 1st?? The thought of even cleaning out the bedroom is overwhelming me right now. I have always envisioned LO's nursery to be a magical place but I just can't seem to get the motivation. Makes me feel like a bad Mama.
Decorate? Ha! Not even close! This LO's room is still being cleared out, right now it's full of random stuff. And DS is still using the crib, we need to buy him a bed soon so he can adjust before baby arrives.

I'm part of this club too...In my head the room is cleared and everything is set up, but in reality it's full of crap and we haven't even picked out furniture.

Sarahbeth612 · June 2014

+1 on the not decorating nursery yet. I also want to start calling baby boy by his name, but we haven't decided on that either

AnnieRoo13 · June 2014

If DH hadn't made me clean out the baby's room already I wouldn't have done it. I'm glad it's done, but it wasn't on my priority list yet.

wildflower75 · June 2014

lisaren said:

missnacholover said:

I have been a horny lady lately! BUT, I'm horny for porn and my vibrator. Sex...I enjoy it once I get into it but I'm all "Meh" about getting going. But give me some porn and my vibrator and I'm all about it.

And to piggyback off of this...

I just masturbated at my desk (no one was around, a lot of people are out on vacation)
sorry not sorry
and now I'm going to get McDonald's for lunch
------ You win. =D>

THANKS!!!

$:\$ ">

AnnieRoo13 · June 2014

excitedpreggo12 said:
I finally tried swallowing- halfway. Still not my cup of tea but seeing how pleased SO was turned me on even more.

May I ask how you swallow halfway? I sort if thought it was an all or nothing kind of deal...

runningmama14 · June 2014

It never occurred to me not to swallow. To me, keeping it in my mouth long enough to get up and get to the bathroom or wherever to spit it out seems less desirable.

KMW08 · June 2014

runningmama14 said:
It never occurred to me not to swallow. To me, keeping it in my mouth long enough to get up and get to the bathroom or wherever to spit it out seems less desirable.

It depends on the angle of my mouth when he goes. If it hits the roof of my mouth, I spit it out. If it's not blocked I just swallow.

abbyful · June 2014

runningmama14 said:
It never occurred to me not to swallow. To me, keeping it in my mouth long enough to get up and get to the bathroom or wherever to spit it out seems less desirable.

I don't like it in my mouth at all. I have DH finish on my chest.

AnnieRoo13 · June 2014

Getzy512 said:
My FFFC:

My work cooked hamburgers and hot dogs on the grill for the entire staff as a "Pre-4th of July Party" since a lot of staff doesn't work that day. There were homemade (still warm) chocolate chip cookies...

...I had eight of them. EIGHT.

In the middle of the swallowing conversation your post made me crave chocolate chip cookies, so guess what I'm doing!

lisaren · June 2014

Kllopez1221 said:
So my next FFFC... I actually enjoy the taste of DH sperm. I don't mind swallowing at all.

As long as it's not his Belgium steam

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