WTF Wednesday

uncharted01 · June 2014

I feel like I could fill up this whole thread myself today! Let's hear 'em!

missnacholover · June 2014

WTF Fuckface who SLAMMED on their brakes going 70mph so you didn't miss your exit? Pay fucking attention so I don't almost get killed on my way to work. Shithead.

uncharted01 · June 2014

WTF coworker - You ask me if we have discussed names and I say yes but I didn't want to share because people can be cruel and I really don't want to hear people's opinions. You push and push and push and say you would never judge so I finally cave and tell you and what do you do? You make a fucking face and say "That's not really the name, right?" YES IT FUCKING IS. I should have just kept my damn mouth shut! Lesson learned.

Also, WTF to another coworker. You're MIA for about an hour yesterday so my bosses boss comes to me and asks me to help do something you are responsible for. No worries, took me about 15 minutes and I was done. Then you proceed to rapid fire emails at me telling me to stop doing your job and worry about my own and did I think of scenario a, b, and c? Hey douche canoe, I used to do the job you do now, so I know what I'm doing. If you don't want someone else to do your shit, don't disappear!

And WTF self, stop dwelling on yesterday's events and move on with your life! AHHH!

uncharted01 · June 2014

missnacholover said:

WTF Fuckface who SLAMMED on their brakes going 70mph so you didn't miss your exit? Pay fucking attention so I don't almost get killed on my way to work. Shithead.

I'm sure they were having a very important phone conversation or something. Dick heads.

Dimples0101 · June 2014

WTF day? Why are you going so slowly? I have my a/s at 1:50. Now hurry the fudge up!

missnacholover · June 2014

uncharted01 said:

missnacholover said:

WTF Fuckface who SLAMMED on their brakes going 70mph so you didn't miss your exit? Pay fucking attention so I don't almost get killed on my way to work. Shithead.

I'm sure they were having a very important phone conversation or something. Dick heads.

I was so shaken up I started crying. Why can't people pay attention when they drive? I get SO PISSED when I see someone texting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

freetobekristin · June 2014

missnacholover said:

uncharted01 said:

missnacholover said:

WTF Fuckface who SLAMMED on their brakes going 70mph so you didn't miss your exit? Pay fucking attention so I don't almost get killed on my way to work. Shithead.

I'm sure they were having a very important phone conversation or something. Dick heads.

I was so shaken up I started crying. Why can't people pay attention when they drive? I get SO PISSED when I see someone texting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That happened to me on my way home from work on Monday. My favorite water bottle is too big to fit in the cup holder and it went crashing to the floorboard and busted the lid. Of course it was full and drenched the floor mat so I cried the rest of the way home. I couldn't fix the lid so that made me cry for another 30 minutes like it was the end of the world & there was no other way I could ever drink water again.

mussalynn · June 2014

uncharted01 said:

WTF coworker - You ask me if we have discussed names and I say yes but I didn't want to share because people can be cruel and I really don't want to hear people's opinions. You push and push and push and say you would never judge so I finally cave and tell you and what do you do? You make a fucking face and say "That's not really the name, right?" YES IT FUCKING IS. I should have just kept my damn mouth shut! Lesson learned.

Also, WTF to another coworker. You're MIA for about an hour yesterday so my bosses boss comes to me and asks me to help do something you are responsible for. No worries, took me about 15 minutes and I was done. Then you proceed to rapid fire emails at me telling me to stop doing your job and worry about my own and did I think of scenario a, b, and c? Hey douche canoe, I used to do the job you do now, so I know what I'm doing. If you don't want someone else to do your shit, don't disappear!

And WTF self, stop dwelling on yesterday's events and move on with your life! AHHH!

Oh fuck no bitch. Good for you for not throat punching her! Why oh why can't people just shut the fuck up.

TeeJ526 · June 2014

WTF ENT docs? My outer ear hurts a lot while laying down, so much that it's hard to sleep on my sides. The first doctor I went to insisted it was TMJ and sent me for an MRI. Guess what? It's not TMJ. I was referred to another doctor. His diagnosis even with my records in front of him? TMJ. When I reminded him that my scan says otherwise, he insists that it must be related to my pregnancy. Except I've had this issue since the beginning of the year. His answer? Shrugs and sends me on my way. Meanwhile my ears still hurt.

NLJ82 · June 2014

WTF Medical Billing Office!?

1)I've faxed you ALL the necessary paper work AND 2)I've paid everything in full so don't leave me a voicemail reprimanding me in the rudest way for not complying with what you asked me to do and then call and leave another voicemail 2 minutes later that you were wrong and you have all the information I sent you, OVER A MONTH AGO. It was "misplaced"...idiot. I've waited over a month for this to be resolved because you can't keep your desk clean. Good job.

Dana633 · June 2014

WTF Walmart! When I purchase a giant bag of seedless grapes I don't want to be spitting out seeds from every damn grape!! X(

Autumnsnow · June 2014

WTF cell phone & /or wifi!! I finally take my first HDBD pic to post and the app (which I was using for the first time) isn't working right. I can't attach the file. So I try and send the pic to my computer and it keeps failing....grrrr guess it just wasn't meant to be. I've been trying for over an hour. Is mercury in retrograde?? lol

Autumnsnow · June 2014

missnacholover said:

WTF Fuckface who SLAMMED on their brakes going 70mph so you didn't miss your exit? Pay fucking attention so I don't almost get killed on my way to work. Shithead.

Glad that you are ok and was able to react in time...stupid asshat

sweetbabyrahe · June 2014

I am with you @Dimples0101 HURRY UP work day. and @Dana633 I don't even know why they sell grapes with seeds...who wants that crap.

for me WT patients. Why can't you show up to your appointments on time...I manage to. Then when you are 30+ minutes late still expect to be seen. Annoying and disrespectful.

mander82 · June 2014

WTF cat, why do you eat shit you are not supposed to ? Pieces of plastic WILL make you vomit, then you will be sick for days because you vomited. You are dumb and a pain in my ass. Good thing you are also cute and entertaining.

AnnieRoo13 · June 2014

Autumnsnow said:

WTF cell phone & /or wifi!! I finally take my first HDBD pic to post and the app (which I was using for the first time) isn't working right. I can't attach the file. So I try and send the pic to my computer and it keeps failing....grrrr guess it just wasn't meant to be. I've been trying for over an hour. Is mercury in retrograde?? lol

I can't post pictures anymore using the new Bump app. I go into a post, click "attach file" and after I pick the photo instead of uploading it, I get kicked out of the post completely. So annoying! I love HDBD and I really wanted to post my a/s pic yesterday- wahhhh!

Autumnsnow · June 2014

AnnieRoo13 said:

Autumnsnow said:

WTF cell phone & /or wifi!! I finally take my first HDBD pic to post and the app (which I was using for the first time) isn't working right. I can't attach the file. So I try and send the pic to my computer and it keeps failing....grrrr guess it just wasn't meant to be. I've been trying for over an hour. Is mercury in retrograde?? lol

I can't post pictures anymore using the new Bump app. I go into a post, click "attach file" and after I pick the photo instead of uploading it, I get kicked out of the post completely. So annoying! I love HDBD and I really wanted to post my a/s pic yesterday- wahhhh!

You got farther than me.. i click attach file and it just goes to Choose File - no file attached. I don't even get a chance to pick a picture

It's really annoying. I have my a/s later today. I hope it's fixed by then. Hope your A/S went well yesterday

CarrieAnne09 · June 2014

WTF CN Rail.... my new vehicle FINALLY arrived yesterday and when they were unloading it at the rail yard they damaged the front end.

Now I have to wait a month for replacement parts - another month to get it fixed. I also feel like I'm getting screwed out of a real "new" vehicle. But I'll stop being a spoiled brat and deal with it.

ssstephanie214 · June 2014

Wtf I have never gotten cold sores in my life until this pregnancy.

cindyNmark2010 · June 2014

WTF Coworker....you ordered french fries with your lunch and didn't ask me to join in? Uh, they smell delicious...would you mind if I tackled you to the floor and ate them all?

Kehlepop · June 2014

Wtf skin? Where's my healthy glow? Instead you give me painful acne worse than I ever had as a teenager!

NLJ82 · June 2014

WTF Coworker. Another coworker asked "Is this pork?" & you said "Idk! I don't eat meat...Idk what you do with any of that stuff"

Alright now...just because you don't like/eat it doesn't mean you 1)don't know what it is & 2)don't know what you're supposed to do with it.

venussapphire · June 2014

WTF park. there are only two really good parks for toddlers and this one has METAL slides. what do u think happens to metal slides in the summer?? by 9am we had to leave because they are already too hot. what dumbass approved that?

TeeJ526 · June 2014

mander82 said:
WTF cat, why do you eat shit you are not supposed to ? Pieces of plastic WILL make you vomit, then you will be sick for days because you vomited. You are dumb and a pain in my ass. Good thing you are also cute and entertaining.

My cat does the same thing! So ridiculous!

Harleygirl87 · June 2014

Sounds like Cali traffic

mander82 · June 2014

Another WTF. WTF super crazy storms that knocked out the power at my workplace. I have work that needs done. I would rather be doing it now, than at 6 pm when I should be getting home!!

Go away storms !!!

cindyNmark2010 · June 2014

WTF2... WTF Other Coworker? Stop it with the farting. Just because you say excuse me doesn't make it any less disgusting and I'm trying to eat my lunch...which sadly does not include any delicious french fries from coworker #1. Get some Beano, you obviously have an issue.

JSwinford · June 2014

WTF boss...I've only been a licensed attorney for a month and a half and you had to go get sentenced to 60 days in jail, leaving little ole me to run the office.

WTF ankles...where are you? My feet and ankles are all swollen and puffy. I thought I had a little while longer before that happened.

highbornhunter · June 2014

WTF brain and hormones - I was sitting at my desk this morning tearing up because of a conversation with a friend. I was worrying about things at work and life in general and she was so understanding and helped me pick out the threads of things I need to worry about vs things I don't. I also cried at lunch time reading Facebook because an acquaintance's dad died - she said really wonderful moving things about him, but I usually don't get full on waterworks for people I didn't know.

brooklyngirl18 · June 2014

wtf self why are you being such a crab ass? chill the f out and break out of this funk you're in.

maebee87 · June 2014

WTF dog! I went and got groceries and came back to find you have emptied and chewed all the garbage from the powder room. Granted it was mostly toilet paper rolls but still... wtf?

mockingjay1 · June 2014

WTF acne! I've had you since I was 13 (15 freaking years), and it has only gotten way worse since I've been pregnant. My face isn't too bad, but it is on my neck some, my chest, my back... How am I supposed to wear all these cute summer tanks/dresses when they are all low cut? So frustrating!

Kristil2014 · June 2014

WTF teeth! Just noticed I have a broken tooth. Really? When did this happen??? Luckily it's one I got a root canal done on and it has no feeling, but still. This freaking sucks.

jlove253 · June 2014

Wtf heartburn. Move on.

Wtf self. Why'd you have to lose your heartburn prescription. Geez.

Nfranco973 · June 2014

WtF at my old stupid coworker who called me today just to ask was I pregnant. Mind you I don't even like the chic. Then she ARGUED about how many months I was. Yes, she did!!! Mind you again, the old fart doesn't even have kids and she wants to tell me that I'm more then months than what I am . Mannnnn.. When I tell you I tore her a new a- hole?! Then she calls someone on three way and proceeds to ask them how many weeks is what and if you got pregnant in Feb, how many weeks/ months would you be? After the tearing if the a-hole, I hung up on her azz and then blocked her azz from calling. The nerve of someone telling you when you got pregnant and when you due ?!
Good thing I didn't come across her in person.

MindyAndRyan · June 2014

WTF, people who don't ever post on here and then show up just to post on the Team thread or HDBD or ask us to name their baby, and then they get their maternity panties all in a bunch when people mention that it would be nice to know who they are? Seriously. WTF. W. T. F.

creativesoul83 · June 2014

wtf.... shit I seriously forgot....

WTF PREGNANCY BRAIN!!!!

NunyaBennis · June 2014

excitedpreggo12 said:

AeandJb said:

excitedpreggo12 said:

Wtf butthole! I thought we were friends and doing ok, I mean a semi-regular poop schedule. And now you want to be all constipated and bleed!? Fuck back to colace I go.

Lol t.m.i.

Spend the extra money on soft toilet paper if you don't have it already.

***********

Lol! Yea I have some. But this happened at a horrible public restroom... with hard tp so yea you're right!

--------quote fail---------
Preparation H Totes. Flushable. Packet not too much bigger than hand wipes from a restaurant. They are public restroom anus savers!

NLJ82 · June 2014

GOVERNMENT!!!

I currently have "affordable" insurance through my employer that literally covers nothing AND has a $14,000 deductible, therefore I'm paying ALL maternity bills out of pocket
If I quit my job, for a family of 3, we STILL don't qualify for a medical card
MY OWN JOB is the ONLY place in our city that offers infant child care and they wont put me on a waiting list because it's income based.
I have to pay $200 up front for every ultrasound I do, HOWEVER, if someone with no insurance goes in to the same office, they're charged $75 for their ultrasounds because there are people like me paying for insurance AND WAY too much for the procedure.
Again, with me quitting my job, we're still barely over income for WIC
AND if I wanted to go part time and attempt to keep the terrible insurance I have now..I can't, because my employer doesn't offer Part Time positions

Rant Over....for now

missnacholover · June 2014

NLJ82 said:

GOVERNMENT!!!

I currently have "affordable" insurance through my employer that literally covers nothing AND has a $14,000 deductible, therefore I'm paying ALL maternity bills out of pocket

HOW the fuck is a $14k deductible "affordable"?!?!?

I have a WTF to add - WTF dumb woman who parked next to me and proceeded to BANG her car door into mine?! And then saw me in the car and said "Ooooopsie, sorry!". Bitch. You had plenty of room to open your car door like a normal human being and not potentially damage my property. You are very lucky it didn't leave a mark or else you would have had to deal with the wrath of the nacholover.

NLJ82 · June 2014

missnacholover in no way is that affordable...thus the quotation marks, but they're telling me that with our income, it's affordable. We, BY NO MEANS, are rich. DH has a decent job, but he's not raking in $20/hr or anything...which takes me back to "WTF GOVERNMENT?!"

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