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I could punch a b!tch *edit*

Covergirl137Covergirl137
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I am standing at the copier making copies. Co-worker walks by and says "You LOOK pregnant". I reply 'I AM pregnant' to which she replies "you look REALLY pregnant".

From the same one who told me this morning that I'm spreading out, and then made an inner tube or doughnut (whichever you prefer) motion around her midsection....

She's lucky I had my coffee this morning.

*edit* She is ALSO the one who constantly stops by my office to complain about how her size 2's are just to big and are baggy, blah blah blah...

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Re: I could punch a b!tch *edit*

  • DoubleDiamondDoubleDiamond
    Oooooh....that so deserves a throat punch!
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  • BearkatLouBearkatLou member
    You should copy your ass on the machine and then fold it up and put it envelope especially just for her. Then over it the pic you should write... "dear bitchitybitch, please kiss this. Since apparently you believe it's spreading, you shouldn't have such a hard time with this task. Much hate, Me."
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  • chels4144chels4144
    man, and she brought it up twice too! I'm with the throat punch idea.
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  • NeudorferNeudorfer
    you should put a diaretic in her coffee when she's not looking, or hide all her pens and pencils when she goes to the bathroom as well as turn her ringer off muahahahahahahaha!
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  • Kyla SiscoKyla Sisco

    imageDoubleDiamond:
    Oooooh....that so deserves a throat punch!

    I second that! Beer

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  • Covergirl137Covergirl137

    imageNeudorfer:
    you should put a diaretic in her coffee when she's not looking, or hide all her pens and pencils when she goes to the bathroom as well as turn her ringer off muahahahahahahaha!

    See, the problem with the diaretic is that she wouldn't notice. She is always going on about how she had her gallbladder removed and most things she eats go right through her, etc. etc. etc....

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  • hunnybunny2021hunnybunny2021
    I completely understand... at work on Monday one of my co-workers comes into my office and goes "Wow you look huge!!! You really grew over the last week!!" It was so loud, random and rude all at the same time that I didn't even know what to say.
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  • *tessa**tessa*
    GASP! That B!ich! I agree with all of the above, plus kick her in the shin and then run away...
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  • hula_lulahula_lula
    She sounds super. No
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  • NeudorferNeudorfer
    imageCovergirl137:

    imageNeudorfer:
    you should put a diaretic in her coffee when she's not looking, or hide all her pens and pencils when she goes to the bathroom as well as turn her ringer off muahahahahahahaha!

    See, the problem with the diaretic is that she wouldn't notice. She is always going on about how she had her gallbladder removed and most things she eats go right through her, etc. etc. etc....

    ORRRRRR.... think how much worse it could make it....... muahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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  • Covergirl137Covergirl137
    imageNeudorfer:
    imageCovergirl137:

    imageNeudorfer:
    you should put a diaretic in her coffee when she's not looking, or hide all her pens and pencils when she goes to the bathroom as well as turn her ringer off muahahahahahahaha!

    See, the problem with the diaretic is that she wouldn't notice. She is always going on about how she had her gallbladder removed and most things she eats go right through her, etc. etc. etc....

    ORRRRRR.... think how much worse it could make it....... muahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    Ha, it would be kind of fun to take the TP out of the bathroom and then give it a whirl...

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  • IrishgatorstarIrishgatorstar
    Who talks like this? What a beech!
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  • Jessica WestbrookJessica Westbrook

    definitely go for taking the TP out of the bathroom, and laxatives!!

     

    then a throat punch becase she totally deserves it

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  • jolis_petits_bijouxjolis_petits_bijoux

    Wow.  I've found that often (not always of course, but a lot of the time), these b!tchy, critical size 0 gals are really very self-conscious, and have low self-esteem.  The next time she does this, the best thing to do is stare at her with a pissed off/incredulous look and say, "Excuse me?" in a firm tone.  She'll then realize what she's doing (if she somehow didn't before).  I know this is nasty, but if the "excuse me" & stare doesn't work, the next time she has a "really pregnant"/"spreading" comment, I'd offer a retort that focuses on how she looks. 

    Such as, "Well, after I have the baby, I'll go back to my normal size, whereas you, on the other hand, will need thousands of dollars in plastic surgery to fix your looks.  A nose job would be a great place to start."  Or, something along the lines of, "I know!  Hey, I noticed you were "spreading out" a bit too... are you pregnant?  I thought so, but didn't want to say anything!  You can tell me!"

    These are pretty hostile, but they just might work.

     

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  • Covergirl137Covergirl137
    imagejolis_petits_bijoux:

      A nose job would be a great place to start."  Or, something along the lines of, "I know!  Hey, I noticed you were "spreading out" a bit too... are you pregnant?  I thought so, but didn't want to say anything!  You can tell me!"

    LOVE it...

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  • Sonya FlanaganSonya Flanagan member
    i would support your choice to slap the shit outta her
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  • mma1029mma1029

    imageNeudorfer:
    you should put a diaretic in her coffee when she's not looking, or hide all her pens and pencils when she goes to the bathroom as well as turn her ringer off muahahahahahahaha!

     

    I just read this to DH and his response was "I'm scared that there are so many women just like you on one website" 

    Yeah. I'd hit the *** with my belly and say "opps, since I'm so BIG I just can't navigate like I used to." 

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  • Covergirl137Covergirl137
    imagemma1029:

    I just read this to DH and his response was "I'm scared that there are so many women just like you on one website" 

    I think this is why DH fears I'm addicted to the bump...

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  • megpyesmegpyes
    I'd deck her
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