Don't bite my head off

CinemaGoddess · June 2014

The biggest red flag was not wearing underwear.

Never trust people who don't wear underwear.

That should be pinned on every board on TB.

ILoveBoys · June 2014

@HilarityEnsued - I got suspicious when I noticed she joined 3 days ago and already disowned her BMB (although legit) and dove headfirst into this board. It confused me.

CinemaGoddess · June 2014

ScoutNumbers05 said:

Strong work, ladies.

We're nothing if not thorough.

CinemaGoddess · June 2014

How far did you get in Doctor Who?

MommyKristin88 · June 2014

Well, that didn't turn out how I expected.

I'm one of the (seemingly) few sane D14ers.

I didn't join 3 days ago, and I have a legit avatar.

D14 is not the place I want to be.

Will you accept me into your circle?

CinemaGoddess · June 2014

Muirmaid said:

I tried three random seasons that were available at the library. Maybe two episodes into seasons 1, 3ish, and whatever the new one was? Not far.

Newp.

You need to watch them from the beginning of the reboot.

The first season is rough.

Then David Tennant shows up and you understand.

Smootchy · June 2014

syssabear said:

You ladies need as much attention as your children seem to not be getting. Obviously TB is not the place for me. Go play with your kids rather than obsessing over boy bands.

I'd like it stated for the record that I'm spending quality work hours on the bump and not taking time away from my kids.

So I do qualify for MOTY, maybe not employee of the month.

CinemaGoddess · June 2014

People just really need to listen to me when it comes to British TV.

Manateearmz · June 2014

I've lost all hope in D14.

::cries into snuggle pregnancy pillow::

CinemaGoddess · June 2014

Manateearmz said:

I've lost all hope in D14. ::cries into snuggle Snoogle pregnancy pillow::

/parenting tip

Manateearmz · June 2014

NellyBluth said:

CinemaGoddess said:

Manateearmz said:

I've lost all hope in D14.

::cries into snuggle Snoogle pregnancy pillow::

/parenting tip

YES

DONT TELL ME WHAT TO CALL MY PILLOW!!!!!!22!2!2!2!2!11122!!!

GBCB

ready-or-not · June 2014

"syssabear" You ladies need as much attention as your children seem to not be getting. Obviously TB is not the place for me. Go play with your kids rather than obsessing over boy bands.

I have 3 kids i'm neglecting to bump right now TYVM. Kids need to have the ablity to entertain themselves occassionaly, yo

cuntasaurusrex · June 2014

So this is just the D14 holding area, then?

SCSmith2011 · June 2014

STUCK IN A BOX!

So many wrong answers @ColeRose but your 1D answer totally makes up for it. ILY

CinemaGoddess · June 2014

MrsButt said:

CONSTANT VIGILANCE!

We really are the Alastair Moody's of TB.

Mei&Mei · June 2014

QUESTIONS.

Soft pants - yes.

Whenever I can get away with it.

Cilantro - soap.

Beets - NO. Again, I repeat, NO.

Taking the cart back at the grocery store - There's no such thing here, but in the US, always.

Sherlock - I am so not interested, but am totally considering watching it anyway just because Bendystraw Cumbersnatch. Yum.

Doctor Who - nope.

One Direction - I got nothing. BUT, that ssss gif is mesmerizing.

Wearing underwear - Always.

Harry Potter - pillar of my youth.

All Souls Trilogy - never heard of it.

The Mortal Instruments series - brain candy, but pleasant enough

The Infernal Devices series - same universe, same assessment. ^^

The Hunger Games - it was fine. It kinda got lost in the blur of Young Adult Post- Apocalyptic Trilogies that came out that year.

Game of Thrones (or A Song of Fire and Ice if you're fancy) - they were great, until they weren't. I got stuck when one was completely depressing and dragged on forever with no hope for improvement. I guess I'll pick it back up again someday. Sorry, I forgot which one it was.

Outlander - I'd like one Jamie, to go, please.

Whew.

my5sons · June 2014

I am RALLY glad I did not waste a glittery welcome on syssabear.

my5sons · June 2014

HilarityEnsued said:

I have my period.

CinemaGoddess · June 2014

I legit cannot wait until menopause.

Fuck having a period.

Smootchy · June 2014

CinemaGoddess said:

I legit cannot wait until menopause.

Fuck having a period.

I LOVE my IUD. Like I'd marry it if I could.

ShakeyJakey · June 2014

HilarityEnsued said:
I have my period.

Sorry

I wish mine would come if it's gunna come and stop messing with me. There have been enough shenanigans around here I for sure though some bitch would induce menstruation.

[Deleted User] · June 2014

I don't think my vagina could handle Benny being a Doctor. That's pretty much all I have to add to the thread.

CinemaGoddess · June 2014

guiltypleasures said:

I don't think my vagina could handle Benny being a Doctor. That's pretty much all I have to add to the thread.

If this ever happened I don't know what I would do with myself.

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jesuisfatiguee · June 2014

I would like to have the sex.

TugboatSheila · June 2014

Ok so when you say soft pants, do you mean pants that are soft or these things?

Because I would look like the tooliest of tools in pants like this... but, like, I would wear them at home all the live long day.

sysakbaby · June 2014

Ok reading this at work was a bad idea ... I have now laughed so hard that the water i was drinking straight up came out my nose. Glad no one was in my office to witness that ridiculousness! I'm from D14 too and saw the invite over here. Thought Id check it out since you folks have provided me with tons of lols the past few days.

Questions:
Soft pants - around the house fuck yes

Cilantro - yummy

Beets - Like from Doug? Because thats another fuck yes

Taking the cart back at the grocery store - when I'm not feeling like an asshole

Sherlock - LOVE, just started watching on Netflix and Im hooked

Doctor Who - OBSESSED ... for real, even the original stuff

One Direction - Not my direction

Wearing underwear - Yes ... and when Im lazy with laundry I totally rock bathing suit bottoms

Harry Potter - OBSESSED

All Souls Trilogy - Not yet, its on my list

The Mortal Instruments series - Loved this ... I have read Cassie Claire since she wrote harry potter fanfic ... yea Im that huge a nerd

The Infernal Devices series - not finished yet but love it so far (book 1)

The Hunger Games - LOVE

Game of Thrones (or A Song of Fire and Ice if you're fancy) - not yet, also on my list

Outlander - also on the list

sysakbaby · June 2014

pobrecita said:

CinemaGoddess said:

guiltypleasures said:

I don't think my vagina could handle Benny being a Doctor. That's pretty much all I have to add to the thread.

If this ever happened I don't know what I would do with myself.

I think you do. And it only takes 45 seconds.

30 seconds max ...

LaurelBee · June 2014

CTGirl30 said:

That blows, @HilarityEnsued. Down with periods! Up with babies in the ute!

Let us not get crazy now. I'm totally cool with shedding my ute lining. But I'm all for HE getting KTFU. I will happily live vicariously.

LaurelBee · June 2014

JP27 said:

Ok so when you say soft pants, do you mean pants that are soft or these things?

Because I would look like the tooliest of tools in pants like this... but, like, I would wear them at home all the live long day.

Every body looks like a tool in these pants, it is known. Soft pants=yoga pants, sweats, or PJ bottoms.

CinemaGoddess · June 2014

sysakbaby said:

Ok reading this at work was a bad idea ... I have now laughed so hard that the water i was drinking straight up came out my nose. Glad no one was in my office to witness that ridiculousness! I'm from D14 too and saw the invite over here. Thought Id check it out since you folks have provided me with tons of lols the past few days.

Questions:
Soft pants - around the house fuck yes
Cilantro - yummy
Beets - Like from Doug? Because thats another fuck yes
Taking the cart back at the grocery store - when I'm not feeling like an asshole
Sherlock - LOVE, just started watching on Netflix and Im hooked
Doctor Who - OBSESSED ... for real, even the original stuff
One Direction - Not my direction
Wearing underwear - Yes ... and when Im lazy with laundry I totally rock bathing suit bottoms
Harry Potter - OBSESSED
All Souls Trilogy - Not yet, its on my list
The Mortal Instruments series - Loved this ... I have read Cassie Claire since she wrote harry potter fanfic ... yea Im that huge a nerd
The Infernal Devices series - not finished yet but love it so far (book 1)
The Hunger Games - LOVE
Game of Thrones (or A Song of Fire and Ice if you're fancy) - not yet, also on my list
Outlander - also on the list

This is the best series of answers to this list of questions today.

MissyC979 · June 2014

Are we going to do a book club post of the new Outlander novel in a while? Because I LOVE Jamie Fraser.

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