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OFFICIAL @Jenball717 AMA (aka @nryan55 asking lots of random questions)

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  • Jenball717Jenball717 member
    NRyan55 said:
    NO CHEATING! How old would you guess pit bull is?

    147 in dog years
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  • Jenball717Jenball717 member
    NRyan55 said:
    dafuq was this
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  • Jenball717Jenball717 member
    Snowboarderbritt said:
    Snowboarderbritt said:
    Why do Utahns have an obsession with diet caffeinated drinks? (Ala diet dr. Pepper and diet coke?)

    Because we can't have the alcohols. Andplusalso, it's not allowed on BYU campus so it must be good.
    I should have left out the caffeinated part, I totally get that. But why is everyone obsessed with diet soda? It tastes so gross and is just icky.

    I like to save my calories for chocolate.
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  • Jenball717Jenball717 member
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    NRyan55 said:
    Image and video hosting by TinyPichow would pitbull feel if he found out that the ad generator's closest match for his pants are a young european girl?


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  • Jenball717Jenball717 member
    NRyan55 said:
    Jenball717 said:
    NRyan55 said:
    NO CHEATING! How old would you guess pit bull is?

    147 in dog years
    Would you be shocked to find out he is 33

    #Iwas

    I'm pretty sure that's what 147 in dog years is.
    #maths
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  • Amjoy25Amjoy25 member
    Jenball717 said:
    not that we think she will catch the gay or anything, just that everything I eat turns into milk for her and it just makes me feel kind of icky thinking that some of her food could have come from her dad's man juice.  
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  • Jenball717Jenball717 member
    NRyan55 said:
    Why are tacky people with no design experiencing obsessed with centering everything? Don't they know it looks icky and gives me an eye twitch?!

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  • jennlinjennlin member
    Jenball717 said:


    jennlin said:

    being a jennifer of the early 80's, how much did you hate your name? did you ever consider changing your name because at any given moment there were between 2 and 4 jennifer's in the same room as you?

    #askingforafriend

    GAH, I HATED IT!  There was a girl I went to school with that had my same first and middle name and her last name was the first half of my last name.  Yeah.  Sucked.  

    Sending my condolences to your friend.


    Follow up question: if you could change your name, what would it be?


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  • Jenball717Jenball717 member
    Amjoy25 said:
    Would you believe that @Nryan55 and myself are going to meet up and float in a lazy river whilst eating cheese fries and drinking copious amounts of alcohol?

    Follow-up: on a scale from 0-89....how jelly are you?

    Second follow-up: do you wanna come?

    Eleventy. There is no scale for the jealous rage I am embroiled in right now.
    If I can come I'll be your driver!
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  • Jenball717Jenball717 member
    NRyan55 said:
    Do you have Cable?

    It is how I survive at home mommyhood
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  • Jenball717Jenball717 member
    NRyan55 said:
    Did you watch pitch perfect? Did you love it?

    I enjoyed it the first time I watched it, got bored the second. It seemed a bit forced. I like my humor more natural. Like Bridesmaids. What is more natural than synchronized food poisoning? Nothing.
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  • Jenball717Jenball717 member
    baconface said:
    Would you rather fight 100 ducks or 1 cat that hates you?

    #mixinitupabit

    The ducks. That cat could kill me in a minute flat. He's furrocious.
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  • Jenball717Jenball717 member
    NRyan55 said:
    Do you think @baconface knows she has unanswered questions in her AMA?

    She does now. I need to go check that action out.
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  • Jenball717Jenball717 member
    NRyan55 said:
    Favorite bad joke

    Bad as in stupid or bad as in dirty?
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  • Jenball717Jenball717 member
    NRyan55 said:


    Jenball717 said:


    NRyan55 said:

    Favorite bad joke




    Bad as in stupid or bad as in dirty?

    hmm one of each


    Ok, lemme see here....I'm bad at remembering jokes.

    I'll think on it and get back to you. Remind me if I forget!
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  • Jenball717Jenball717 member
    NRyan55 said:

    Have you always been a SAHM?

    Ever since dd1 was born, yes. Before that I was a manager at Kohls.
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  • Jenball717Jenball717 member
    NRyan55 said:

    What is your highest level of education?

    High school. I want to get a degree in exercise science and nutrition though.
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  • Jenball717Jenball717 member
    NRyan55 said:

    What sports teams do you cheer for?

    I grew up as a Cubs fan. I don't watch any professional sports, but all of the Olympics. So, Team USA? And I have my favorite CF athletes in the games.
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  • Jenball717Jenball717 member
    NRyan55 said:

    At what time did my boss piss me off and I made the decision to fuck all work in particular today?

    Around the time you asked your first question here. But I'm glad. My thread would be pretty quiet without you here. It's like our own little conversation up in here.
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  • Jenball717Jenball717 member
    NRyan55 said:

    @carriet2018 will want to know your favorite/least favorite shark as well as favorite/least favorite tree please

    It's in here somewhere, amjoy beat ya to it.
    Shouldn't you know that? Aren't you floating on a lazy river somewhere?
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  • Jenball717Jenball717 member
    Brandontricia said:

    Butt sex?

    Nope octopus.

    I have a theory that anytime butt sex occurs a puppy dies. I'm committed to saving all the puppies.

    #exitonly
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  • Jenball717Jenball717 member
    NRyan55 said:


    NRyan55 said:

    When you were a preteen did you ever make a choreographed dance to a pop song at a sleepover? What song was it? do you remember the dance?

    I'm going to need you to answer this one


    When I was 10 a group of us made a dance to Twist and Shout. We intended to perform it at the school talent show but all lost our nerve.

    It involved a lot of outdated moves, like the nose plug swim move.
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  • huntjulhuntjul member
    Is it bad for my child's solid foods to consist nearly entirely of mangoes and plantains? #theyreinseason #theygrowinmyyard
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  • Amjoy25Amjoy25 member
    On a Likert scale: how pleased am I with your new thread title.

    Strongly pleased   pleased   neutral   not pleased   strongly not pleased

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  • Amjoy25Amjoy25 member
    missgpsu said:
    Do you know why my creme brulee martini tasted like cherries at lunch today?  Haven't they ever had creme brulee?  Was it wrong to send it back since it was $8 and it tasted nothing like creme brulee?
    I got this one @jenball717...::slaps hand:: NEVER send back a drink! Never! (How was Buffalo Wild Wings?)

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  • Jenball717Jenball717 member
    NRyan55 said:
    Are you giggling at all of the @snowboarderbritt love tits?
    I am picturing her like
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    she must know that she is next to be chosen for AMA
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  • Jenball717Jenball717 member
    huntjul said:
    Is it bad for my child's solid foods to consist nearly entirely of mangoes and plantains? #theyreinseason #theygrowinmyyard
    cheap and easy, I like the way you work. 

    I think the fiber in the mangoes cancels out the binding properties of the plantains. Healthy colon for your lil miss. 
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  • Jenball717Jenball717 member
    Amjoy25 said:
    On a Likert scale: how pleased am I with your new thread title.

    Strongly pleased   pleased   neutral   not pleased   strongly not pleased
    I aim to strongly please you so I hope it is that.
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  • chelseyestellechelseyestelle member
    Have you ever gotten a ticket?


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    Jude Beckham 10/23/2013   Sean & Chels 03/08/2012

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  • chelseyestellechelseyestelle member
    Farthest you've been from home?


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    Jude Beckham 10/23/2013   Sean & Chels 03/08/2012

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  • Jenball717Jenball717 member
    missgpsu said:
    Do you know why my creme brulee martini tasted like cherries at lunch today?  Haven't they ever had creme brulee?  Was it wrong to send it back since it was $8 and it tasted nothing like creme brulee?

    ----------------------------stuck like a pig----------------------
    that is a cryin shame. creme brulee is pretty much the opposite of cherry.  Amateurs.  They're lucky you just sent it back instead of throwing it in their face like a diva.  

    Also, #youfancy
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  • Jenball717Jenball717 member
    Lee81 said:
    If one of my staff just asked me for my ob/gyn's contact information, how likely is it that she is asking because she is ku? Follow-up, if she is ku, how hard is next spring going to suck when she is on maternity leave during our busiest time of year? Third follow-up, how big of a douche canoe am I for thinking that just a few months after getting back from my own maternity leave?
    maybe she just wants to ask your ob/gyn questions about your vag.  
    The rest of your questions are now irrelevant.
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  • Jenball717Jenball717 member
    NRyan55 said:
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    Which half do you want?
    Be Frie  

    its like it says "be free".  I like that.  

    #idliketobuyavowel
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