What weird stuff do you do with food?

Okay, perverts...you know what I mean!
I, for example, microwave my string cheese for EXACTLY 10 seconds before I eat it.
Seriously, try it and get back to me.
And I put garlic salt/powder on EVERYTHING. Eggs, macaroni and cheese, steamed veggies...everything.
Re: GTKY: Weird Food Habits
But honestly, it doesn't taste bad! Just weird to get past.
1. I will not eat left overs, H always has them. Which he doesn't get to leave for lunch so it's easier for him to take them to work anyways.
2. I will not have a sausage biscuit without mustard on it.
3. I have to always add a small amount of milk in my macaroni and cheese.
I'm sure I can totally think of more.
Mrs. H
Crohn's Dx: August 2008
Endometriosis Dx: May 2010
Married: 05/19/2012
TTC #1: June 2013
BFP: December 2013
DS: Born 08/29/2014
TTC #2: July 2015
BFP #2: September 25, 2015
When I order BBQ chicken, I use the free bread and make a sandwich with the meat, fries and sauce.
First BFP: 12/16/13
EDD: 08/23/14
Baby BOY born: 08/29/14
I've been known to spread straight miso paste onto bagels or english muffins. Weird, but oddly good.
I will buy a bag of Cheetos Puffs and open it and leave it totally open for a day (or if I can resist the urge, 2 days) to get them stale. I love stale Cheetos. I'll also eat stale crackers, no bigs. Stale popcorn? YUM!! I'll make a double batch of popcorn at the house and leave the excess out overnight and snack on it the next day.
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Syrup cannot be poured until after the pancakes or waffles have been cut.
I hate all kind of fish/seafood, but I love cocktail sauce, so I eat it on pretzels, crackers, or bread.
4 rounds of clomid, 2 with IUI = BFN
My fiance won't eat leftover either.. It's so frustrating. We end up wasting so much food because I can't eat up the leftovers fast enough.
I am terrified of food poisoning. (This is actually an OCD obsession of mine). I literally worry every. single. time. I eat something it will give me food poisoning. It's somewhat annoying, and I have wasted (I'm sure) perfectly good food because of it, but at least I have very hygenic cooking habits. I manage it by being very vigilant on temperatures, researching how well food ages, washing my hands about 18 times whenever Im cooking, etc.
Lol these are simultaneously gross and entertaining. I must be the least picky person on earth because I'll eat pretty much anything haha, as long as there's no mold. And as far as stuff touching, with big meals like Christmas or thanksgiving I don't mind stacking things, gets everything on the plate at once!
I eat peanut butter on apples sometimes, don't know if that's weird or not..
One about my H: he always leaves behind a small amount of anything he eats. For instance, he could eat a donut hole, but would leave a small part of it behind. It's not about being too full, it's a behavior he developed from childhood since his mom is a food-pusher. If he actually cleaned his plate, more would be automatically added to his plate whether he wanted it or not. He can't break the habit, even now, and it drives me a little nuts!
DS born 8.11.14
BFP #2: 9.14.16, EDD: 5.24.17
Mrs. H
Crohn's Dx: August 2008
Endometriosis Dx: May 2010
Married: 05/19/2012
TTC #1: June 2013
BFP: December 2013
DS: Born 08/29/2014
TTC #2: July 2015
BFP #2: September 25, 2015
I pick off and eat the pepperoni from the pizza and eat it first.
I will not drink milk that is dated to expire in 3 days.
When I make hard shelled tacos at home, I make the taco; Meat, cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, sour cream, hot sauce etc. Then I smash the shit out of it and eat it with a fork. DH always asks me why I have to make the taco first, and it's because then I know exactly how much of each ingredient I need.
I also separate all my skittles and eat them all separately.
IVF #1: 4-11-11= Transferred 1 beautiful blastocyst I named "Nugget"
5 Snowbabies! Beta#1 4/21= BFP! 226; Beta#2 4/25= 944
DS born 12/14/11
Baby #2 FET Nov/Dec 2013
12/13 Beta#1=BFP 349; 12/16 Beta#2=1,089. First ultrasound 12/26. DS#2 born 8/8/14



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I hate drinking anything that is not ice cold. Unless it's supposed to be hot, then I wait until it is warm to drink it.
Breakfast sausage MUST be dipped in pancake syrup.
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Why must cilantro be on everything? It tastes like soap. It has put me off of tacos and pho.
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I do this too. So worth it.
First BFP: 12/16/13
EDD: 08/23/14
Baby BOY born: 08/29/14
I have to put ranch on my baked potatoes and steak. I also eat ranch on my fries.
I mix macaroni with my corn, and I mix macaroni with mashed potatoes.
I put sugar on my cereal
I'm sure there's more, but I can't think of anything else.
H is the worst. He comes up with the most bizarre food combinations. His favorite dessert is apple slices salted and covered in hot sauce and ranch. Puke.
Raw tomatoes=gag
Cooked tomatoes=acceptable, as long as they are thoroughly cooked
Tortilla chips topped with pizza sauce and mozzarella cooked for roughly 1 min in the microwave are amazing.
Try and find something that isn't true for, I dare you. Also, if you tell me you don't like avocado (or chocolate for that matter), keep it to yourself, I can't handle the horror. My dad is an avocado grower, I grew up on them and will eat them with practically anything.
When I eat colored candy (Skittles, M&Ms, chewy Lemonheads, etc) I eat them 2 at a time and they cannot be the same color.