My husband says i'm the queen of selective hearing when it comes to songs and that i'm always making up my own lyrics. This is my favorite flub of mine:
"Cry Me a River" JT:
Original lyric "bridges will burn now it's your turn..."
What I thought it said: "b*tches will burn now it's your turn...."
Well, he was angry right!
Re: GTKY again because Tuesdays ARE SLOW: Misheard Lyrics
Real Lyric: Just like the white winged dove
I sing: Just like the wild ranger..sings a song sounds like she singin whooo whooo
Real lyric: go ahead be gone with it
I sing: go hippie go with it
Real lyric: ...and with the girls be dandy
My lyric: ...and let the girls eat candy
Real lyric: it's hard to concentrate with her pretty little lips in my neck.
SO sings: it's hard to concentrate with her pretty little lips on my dick!
Real lyric: smooooke on the water, fire in the sky
My made up lyric: slooooow talking Walter, the fire engine guy
DEAD!
Jake Owen Beaching: And it's sunshine, blue eyes, tan lines, slow tide rollin'
White sand, cold can, koozie in my hand, just a summertime strolling
He sings its : And it's sunshine, blue eyes, tan lines, slow tide rollin'
White sand, COCAINE, koozie in my hand, just a summertime strolling
Real lyrics: "I'm not big on social graces.."
Misheard: "I'm not big on sausage biscuits"
.....until I was like 18...for real.
Plenty more where that came from!!
BFP #2: 11-7-14, CP (BFN: 11-13-14)
BFP #3: 3/24/15 EDD: 12/5/15
I'm a cranky old broad.